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Matt Wade escapes from prison and tries to persuade his brother Bill, a reformed gunslinger, to participate in a hold-up. Billy refuses but Matt frames him and he is forced to ride off with the gang. Billy fights with his brother and accidentally kills him, while Matt's teen-aged son, Ted, who thinks his father had been paroled from prison, sees the shooting. Returning to town to explain the true situation, Billy is almost lynched by the townsmen mob who think he was part of the robbery. He escapes and goes back to the gang, pretending to join them but actually looking for evidence to clear himself and turn gang leader, Ike Garvey, over to Marshal Sam Jennings. Only his fianc�e Arlene knows of his plan. Between Paula and his half old Xu man Roger, should be said that there is no true love, even if Paula wants to be her true feelings in this living, also at Roger from time to time with the woman's deception and concealment repeatedly before hitting the wall. Paula than the young teenager Philip entered the heroine lonely soul, to classical pattern of a kind of "Brahms", to Paula with sympathy and consideration, care, cherish, but classical love after all, there is no perfect knot, she finally Philip did not accept this precious feelings, but somehow back to the foot of multi ship Roger. 富家(jiā )子方浩(hào )章(🕗)不满封(🎒)建(🏳)姻婚，撇下(㊙)(xià )比他年(nián )长十多岁的(🥫)(de )等郎媳(xí(✋) )姚(🧣)秀英和子女子薇和子(zǐ(🍂) )锋，进(jìn )城(💯)寻(xún )找新(🏞)生活。后章(🎊)父(fù )病重，英寻得(👬)(dé )丈夫(⛸)(fū(🙅) )，始知(zhī )他(🚿)已另娶顾绮芬。芬不(bú )忍(🐝)破坏(huài )别(🐕)人(🗼)家庭，又眼见章父子因她(tā )失和，章(📡)父(fù )激动(✖)致(💀)(zhì )死，纵(🎭)有身孕亦悄然而(🥟)(ér )去。章(🧗)(zhā(🌏)ng )为此迁怒(🌜)于(yú )英，更(gèng )一怒离家，性情大(dà )变(🔡)，回(💞)到省(shěng )城(🤩)花天酒地，并与一女(nǚ )子(🤟)同居(jū )。 作(🌓)家(🌌)彭梅(méi )芬与徐(xú )曼丽、(🚫)赵淑娴同(📝)往一屋(wū(✏) )，情如(rú )姊(🚾)妹(mèi )。娴数年前遭(🕸)前夫(fū(🚯) )陆(🐖)飞鸿(hóng )抛(🥫)弃，独力(lì )照顾卧(wò )病在(🔭)医院的儿(💍)子(🗄)；鸿浪(làng )子回头(tóu )，娴坚拒复(fù )合(💠)。丽倾慕新(😕)加(😆)坡(pō )笔(🕊)友郑(zhèng )大江(jiāng )，对(💆)追(zhuī )求(🐃)者(🥘)李家华不(🕗)瞅不睬。江抵港(gǎng )后，爱的是(shì )芬；(🔡)芬(💌)(fēn )却是曾(🦉)经苍海，竭(jié )力回(huí )避。芬(🌰)(fēn )往青山(🙏)小(❎)住，江、丽、华先后(hòu )为(🥟)所爱的人(🌎)(rén )追往青(🛣)(qīng )山。芬终(🏓)为江打动，丽(lì )目(🤰)睹二(è(💄)r )人(♐)拥(yōng )吻，疾(🐱)奔而去时给(gěi )华的车(chē(🔃) )子撞倒(dǎ(🔐)o )。各(🔵)(gè )人在医(yī )院碰头，丽终接受华，娴(🧞)亦为(wéi )了(🍯)儿(⚡)子原谅(🗼)(liàng )鸿。 Harold Gern，一个最近深(🥘)(shēn )陷法(🙁)律(🏔)(lǜ )纠纷(fē(🧜)n )的纽约(yuē )商人，正和他那迷人的(de )妻(🕝)子(🍱)Evelyn在(zài )Puerto Rico享受(☝)假期。前来洽(qià )谈相关法(💒)律事宜、(🙆)兼(🔮)Gern的(de )朋友(💉)及(jí )律师的Martin Joyce和他(👵)们一起。Gern没(🎠)(méi )心情谈(😉)(tán )公事，他(🚅)邀(yāo )请Joyce一起(qǐ )潜(📆)水。浮出(🐉)水(🔧)面时，他(tā(📑) )们惊奇(qí )于自(zì )己不用(🛁)氧气罐就(📄)无(🈳)(wú )法呼吸(xī )！他们(men )爬上(shàng )船时发(fā(🚙) )现仆人Manuel死(🏄)于(♋)窒息。由(🔶)于(yú )无法启(qǐ )动(😠)引擎，他(🌥)(tā(🙃) )们合力把(😏)船划上岸(àn )。40分钟(zhōng )后，他们来(lái )到(🌿)一(👬)片丛林，在(🙎)那里，植物供(gòng )给的氧气(🛸)使(shǐ )他们(📍)马(🤱)(mǎ )上可(🐌)以正常呼吸（并(🛐)点(diǎn )燃香(🏋)烟(yān )冷静(🔌)下来）。他(🔸)们渐渐(jiàn )明白他(🐜)(tā )们或(🎏)许(🌀)是这(zhè )片(👻)区域(yù )最后的幸存者，甚(🗨)至可(kě )能(🌯)是(🚱)这(zhè )个世(shì )界最后的幸存者··(🐐)····(🐒) 八(🧒)(bā )卦记(🌙)(jì )者Marcello原本(běn )的志(🥖)向是要(💭)成(🥅)为一名作(😶)(zuò )家，却(què )因为新闻工(gōng )作关系，常(📘)穿(🏝)梭在政商(🔬)名(míng )流之(zhī )间，过(guò )着堕(🔚)落且糜烂(🦑)的(🕐)生活。一(🥥)日，他和一位美(mě(🌄)i )丽女子(zǐ(👋) )共渡春宵(🐭)后，回家发(🔂)现(xiàn )女友为(wéi )他(🏯)吞药自(⛔)杀(🕉)身亡，Marcello的悲(🛡)(bēi )伤没有(yǒu )太久，因为(wé(🦑)i )他又赶(gǎ(🏆)n )着(🤼)到机场迎接影星Sylvia到来(lái )，而接(jiē )下(🐾)来(lái )的几(🏫)天，他们必(✴)需要作贴(tiē )身采(🥏)访(fǎng )…(🔅) 在(🙈)(zài )一个有(🤭)(yǒu )着6个孩子的家庭中，父(fù )亲坐飞(🖖)(fē(🌖)i )机到新加坡(pō )出公差，一天突然传(🎅)来父(fù )亲(🍳)乘(🛳)(chéng )坐的(⚾)飞(fēi )机失事的噩(😜)耗，母亲急(👶)(jí )忙赶到(🍛)(dào )新加坡去料(liào )理后事(shì(👥) )。母亲走(🆗)后(👅)，孩子们必(🐱)(bì )须自己(jǐ )料理家务事(🏊)了。大姐负(🍊)(fù(🍾) )起了管(guǎn )家的责任，弟妹们(men )也都积(📡)极做家务(🔢)；尽管(guǎ(🐌)n )出了不(bú )少笑(xià(🕺)o )话，大家(🤔)还(🐸)是齐心合(⛰)力克(kè )服了许(xǔ )多困(kùn )难。一(yī )个(🐈)多(🛣)月过去了，母亲回(huí )来了，她还带回(🛁)来(lái )一位(🚯)料(💶)想不到(🔍)的人--他们的(de )爸爸(🏨)(bà )。原来(lá(🐡)i )他因公务(🕳)没有料理完，所以没(méi )上那(🧖)班飞机(🎏)(jī(🗡) )。全家(jiā )人(👝)高高兴兴地团聚在一(yī(㊙) )起。 一(yī )个(🛠)年(🦎)轻的工厂工人决定(dìng )站起来(lái )反(🍜)对他的同(🏯)(tóng )事和其(🔳)(qí )他工会成员，当(🏬)他们想(🛸)(xiǎ(💫)ng )举行一(yī(🤓) )场疯(fēng )狂的罢工。 一个年轻的工(gō(🐛)ng )厂(😊)工人(rén )决定(dìng )站起来(lái )反对他的(💬)同事和其(🍢)他(😇)工(gōng )会(👴)成员(yuán )，当他们想(🚘)(xiǎng )举行一(🌶)场疯狂的(🐢)罢工。