Henry Orient is a madly egocentric and overly amorous avant-garde concert pianist who is hilariously pursued all around New York City by two 14-year-old fans. The girls, Val and Gil chase a harassed Henry all over the city, thwarting his afternoon liaisons with a married woman and leaving utter chaos behind them - until Val's sexually promiscuous mother appears on the scene to put a stop to the girls' shenanigans
商人朱(zhū )为仁(🐉)（吴楚(🍗)帆）(⭕)资金(jīn )不足，准亲家(🦁)(jiā )唐步(🌡)发(fā )（李鹏飞）不帮忙(⛰)(máng )还落(🎚)井(jǐng )下石。朱为仁长(🥎)女欣(🦐)欣（苗(👛)金凤）的旧(jiù )情人(🍱)赵(zhà(♑)o )冲（丁(dīng )亮）和(hé )儿子，以(💽)及曾(🚐)受帮(bāng )忙的大婶（李(☝)(lǐ )月(👄)清）(🏊)伸(🏥)出援助之(zhī )手(shǒ(🤩)u )。欣(🎋)欣被(🚱)未婚(🚪)夫轩(xuān )利（江涛）强(🎯)(qiáng )奸(😮)怀孕(yùn )生子。赵冲(chōng )去(qù )唐(🔌)家论(🎧)理，被抓走(zǒu )。朱为仁(🥖)精神(shé(✡)n )失常(🔖)，欣欣产子后(hòu )在歌(🌈)厅(tīng )做(📓)舞女。轩利(lì )遇到车祸，不(🐙)(bú )能生(🐪)育(yù )了，来偷儿(ér )子(🎹)。欣(xī(🐦)n )欣和出(🙁)(chū )狱的赵(zhào )冲去找(🐩)儿子(🌴)，朱为(wéi )仁斥责唐步发(fā )。警(🏑)察(chá(🛥) )赶来带(dài )走给“大鱼”吃(✔)掉的(📑)唐步(🎡)(bù(😃) )发。
美国空军(jun1 )将领(🔢)杰(〰)(jié )克(😂)•瑞(🦄)（斯(sī )特(tè )林·海登(🙀) Sterling Hayden 饰）(🎻)怀疑(yí )苏共的“腐朽(xiǔ )思想(🛹)”正在(📦)毒害“正(zhèng )直善良”的(🎄)美国人(🔭)(rén )民(📛)，他于是下(xià )令携带(🔓)(dài )核弹(🚎)头的飞(fēi )行部队(duì )前往(🍁)苏联，对(🖲)(duì )敌人进行毁灭(miè(😗) )性的(🥏)核(hé )打(😫)击。苏联(lián )方面得(dé(👴) )知此(🔍)事(shì )，立即(jí )致电美国总统(😭)墨尔(👦)(ěr )金•马夫雷（彼得(😣)·塞(🥂)勒斯(🙈)(sī(🗞) ) Peter Sellers 饰），并威胁如若(😑)领(💬)土遭(🥅)(zāo )到(〽)攻击，苏联(lián )将不惜(xī(⛎) )一切(🖍)代价按(àn )下(xià )“世界末日装(⏭)置”。该(👢)装置的威(wēi )力足以(🌎)(yǐ )摧毁(💯)地球(📛)上(shàng )所有的生命。
北(💠)支戦(zhà(🐳)n )線に従軍、献(xiàn )納犬・(🚖)友春号(😟)の飼(sì )育係となっ(🙎)た山(⏯)口善(shà(💠)n )助に、ある日、友(⏰)春(chū(🍗)n )号の元の飼(sì )い主・久留(👤)宮(gō(🍌)ng )ヤ(♿)エノから慰問袋が(🥧)届く(🤑)。しか(✔)し(🈸)、間(jiān )もなく友(😓)春(👽)号は(😄)戦死(➰)(sǐ )し、終戦を迎える(🐳)。復員(🈂)後、善(shàn )助は友(yǒu )春号の(🔮)死を(🤛)伝(yún )えにヤエノ宅(⛏)を訪(fǎ(📸)ng )ねる(🌃)が・・・。渥美(měi )清(⏪)主演の(🈵)“拝啓天皇陛下様”シリー(🦌)ズ第２(👷)作(zuò )。
在寄(jì )宿学校(🚤)中，大(👛)部分(fè(🕛)n )事情都是被禁(jìn )止(🛌)的，严(🏖)厉的规章制(zhì )度时刻束缚(🌗)(fù )着(🤙)学(📘)生(shēng )们的言(yán )行举(⬆)止(zhǐ(🦉) )，许许(👗)多(〰)多懵懂的(de )感情就(🍀)这(🍓)样被(🌧)(bèi )强(🏣)权扼(è )杀在了摇篮之(🚃)(zhī )中(🍲)。乔治（弗朗索(suǒ )瓦·兰克(😎)波 Francis Lacombrade 饰(🚙)(shì )）正是(shì )这所学(🈺)校中(zhō(📫)ng )的(de )一员，对于神父严(yán )格(✴)的管教(🍐)，表(biǎo )面服从(cóng )的他在内(🐴)心(xīn )里(🍨)却充满了抵制与反(⏬)(fǎn )抗(🛃)之情。
When a travelling troupe of performers accept a commission from the mysterious Count Drago (Christopher Lee) and fail to heed the warnings of a local witch (Donald Sutherland), they find themselves trapped in the CASTLE OF THE LIVING DEAD. Terror ensues as they are picked off one-by-one as the Count enacts a diabolical scheme: the perversion of science to achieve immortality. A grim dwarf hero battles the Count's scythe-wielding henchman; a surreal secret museum of the Count's victims (whose number includes British horror filmmaker Michael Reeves) and the arresting Italian baroque setting all make for a uniquely cult film experience.
赵不(bú )凡夫妇(fù )惨遭(🛢)七煞(🌈)杀(shā )害,二人(rén )幼子少凡被(📹)无(wú(🗑) )量(🎏)醉僧救走,而长女幼(🍺)(yòu )裳(📪)则为(🤫)七煞(shà )之师天(tiān )外(⛳)煞(⌚)星(xī(🤗)ng )收养,以(yǐ )利用她骨肉相残(☔).多(duō(🤮) )年后,外号铁胆(dǎn )金童的(de )少(🍱)凡下(👙)山报仇(chóu ),被绰号白(⛄)衣玄女(🚊)的(de )裳以毒针所伤(shāng ),幸得(🔥)睡(shuì )佛(♎)女徒红衣(yī )天(tiān )娇何倩(🛠)影以还(➰)魂石(shí )解毒.此时,裳(🌪)从(có(🌀)ng )寻仇而(ér )至的黑衣罗(luó )刹(👟)吴如(🦆)冰口中得知身(shēn )世,二女却(➗)被煞(📗)(shà(❗) )星擒住(zhù ),幸得少凡(🈸)和(hé(🍸) )影赶(🔂)至(zhì )相救.裳与少凡(🏆)(fá(🐛)n )姊弟(🥀)相认,四人并得睡(shuì )佛指点(🕠),找洪(🔯)(hóng )荒四怪(guài )学成绝(jué )招以(🌥)歼(jiā(📡)n )灭七煞,中途却遇上(📲)(shàng )猴魔(🥍)突袭,同堕(duò )山缝.
本(běn )片(🎿)的创意(😞)来自(zì )丹尼尔笛福的经(🎬)典(diǎn )小(🔅)说《鲁滨逊(xùn )漂流记(🍂)(jì )》，这(🔕)部科(kē )幻(huàn )片中的宇宙飞(🔠)船指(⤵)(zhǐ )挥官克里斯德(dé )莱波遭(⛵)(zāo )遇(🍷)了(🗿)相似的(de )命运，但是他(🏇)并非(🥕)被(bè(💰)i )困在荒岛上，这个大(🍝)(dà(🔙) )英雄(👍)漂流到(dào )了火星(xīng )。在这个(🧟)荒凉(🍦)(liáng )的星球上，他必须设(shè )法(🧖)呼吸(🆓)、找(zhǎo )到水源(yuán )和(👚)食物(wù(📦) )。过了(le )一段日子后，克里(lǐ(🐷) )斯遇到(📃)了另一(yī )个人类(lèi )”星期(✝)五”，他刚(🛸)从另一个外星(xīng )球(🐕)逃脱(💝)他的奴(nú )隶生活(huó )。两人找(🔜)到(dà(🏛)o )沟(gōu )通方式后，很快就(jiù )建(📍)立起(😶)友(🍍)谊，并合作(zuò )在艰困(🕌)的环(👪)(huán )境(💎)下生存---将有外星人(📺)(ré(💇)n )攻击(♏)，和毁灭(miè )性的气(qì )候现象(💛)等着(🕓)(zhe )他们。
The city of Thebes has come under the cruel domination of Sparta. Diomedes and several of his friends strive to throw off the Spartan yoke even while Diomedes romances Dorida, daughter of the Theban governor who's collaborating with Sparta.
塞莱丝汀（让(ràng )娜·(🔗)莫罗(🧡) Jeanne Moreau 饰）从巴黎来到法(✔)国乡(xiā(🙊)ng )村当家(jiā )庭女仆(pú )，她发(😱)(fā )现女(🙈)主人蒙泰尔夫(fū )人（弗(🕐)朗索瓦(📼)(wǎ )丝·吕(lǚ )加涅 Franç(➖)oise Lugagne 饰）(🏸)冷(lěng )漠自私，不让丈夫(fū )近(🛰)身；(🍚)而男主(zhǔ )人蒙泰(tài )尔先生(🈹)（米(📳)(mǐ(🔉) )歇(xiē )尔·皮寇利 Michel Piccoli 饰(🧑)）欲(♿)(yù )火(🆙)旺盛，只能(néng )靠打猎(💢)(liè(🔣) )发泄(🏢)；女主(zhǔ )人的父亲（让·(💾)奥泽(🕐)(zé )恩 Jean Ozenne 饰）态度和(hé )蔼，却(què(📏) )是个(🍴)恋足癖(pǐ )。管家(jiā )约(🚢)瑟夫（(🕢)乔治(zhì )斯·格莱特 Georges Géret 饰(🎄)）对塞(🥦)莱丝汀恶(è )声恶气(qì )，邻(✔)居(jū )退(🏛)伍上(shàng )尉马格（丹(🔀)尼尔(🤖)·埃文奈尔 Daniel Ivernel 饰）看不上(shà(🏻)ng )蒙泰(📴)尔一家，日日滋事…… 正当(😜)(dāng )塞(🤱)莱(🚘)丝汀打算(suàn )离开乡(🍜)(xiāng )村(🕥)重返(🕺)巴黎(lí )之(zhī )时，一件(🥠)意(🐇)外的(🚝)命(mìng )案却让她改变(biàn )了主(🎇)意(yì(👧) )……