An alien space craft crash lands in one of the United Kingdom's busiest tourist towns and what follows is a crash course in how to survive the human world known as Earth.
Aspiring cowboy Morris and his best pal (and talking cow) Florence visit the rodeo to see their hero Jimmy Ray Royce. During their adventure, the duo encounters a wise goth, a down-on-his-luck bull, and a troupe of well-meaning clowns.
A rogue planet is discovered on a collision course for Earth, and mass hysteria of biblical proportions will break out in the streets once knowledge of the secret and impending doom is leaked to the public. But an astronomer discovers a second planet (Alpha) accompanying the first: Bronson Beta, named after its South African discoverer, Sven Bronson. Instruments find that Alpha is capable of sustaining life. Soliciting huge sums of money, billions of dollars from Philanthropist, Millionaires, Billionaires, the wealth of private capital, he and other scientist are scoffed at as they embark on a daring, near-impossible plan to build rocket ships (as many as can be constructed in the short time left) to transport a small group of people to the planet Alpha in order to populate it and ensure survival of the human race and its flora and animal species. With society disintegrating into chaos and madness, they continue their efforts and struggles to save what little of humanity they can and their lives!
这(🔌)(zhè )是一(🍸)个(gè )能(🎯)让所有男性荷尔(ěr )蒙(🉐)爆棚，让(🏵)所有女(nǚ )性为之疯狂的故事(⛩)(shì )。当第(☔)三者成为不(bú )受道德(🧀)禁锢捆(🙌)绑的(de )二(🚘)次(🌪)元恋人，当你(nǐ )日夜(🏗)相对的(🍎)爱人有(yǒu )了不可告人(🥃)的秘密(🏕)(mì )，当信(📞)任(👴)成为你们(men )之间一(yī(🅾) )把双刃(😼)之剑(jiàn )，当一(yī )双看不(😽)见的(de )手(🔠)将你(nǐ(🎺) )们(🧙)的欲望玩(wán )弄操控(🐕)(kòng )。当一(⚫)切失(shī )控，你(nǐ )们又如(😙)何结(jié(🕕) )束这场(📅)(chǎng )乐极生悲的(de )春梦？(🎬)如果从(🔹)梦中醒来，你是选择身边的爱(🍊)(ài )人，还(🏄)是被身边的(de )爱人选择(🐑)……
《金(👞)(jīn )先达(🔲)》是以巧卖大(dà )同江水(🖥)的凤伊(💒)金先(xiān )达的民间传说(👠)为内(nè(🏵)i )容改编(🥨)的(📄)电影
从小(xiǎo )相依为(🤼)命的一(🏹)对兄(xiōng )妹，妹妹性感火(🍒)辣(là )，热(🐷)爱(ài )舞(🔢)蹈(🚦)，因而(ér )引狼入(rù )室(🏓)，哥哥极(✍)(jí )力保护(hù )妹妹，他们(🚀)(men )能否在(🐊)(zài )错综(🕦)复(😋)杂的(de )充满暴(bào )力和(🌶)毒品的(🛄)(de )社会中(zhōng )生存下去...
Oscar thinks he's special. He isn't. He thinks it's everyone else's fault. It's not. Moving to London, he gives himself a year to break into showbiz, but ends up waylaid by the same old problems: friendships, fucking, and finding ultimate fulfillment. Say what you like, but it's tough being Chubby Funny.