转自维基百科(🛰)(kē )：
永(yǒng )乐春(🏪)本是著(zhe )名戏班(🖲)，惟文(wén )武生(shē(🚺)ng )靓仔荣嗜赌(dǔ(✔) )成性，丑生蛇(shé(😏) )王锦(jǐn )又染上烟(🍋)瘾(yǐn )，花旦花碧(🧚)莲(lián )更爱乱发(😪)脾气，导致班运(🎨)日益(yì )衰落。一(🐴)次，班(bān )主苦心(🎐)求得戏(xì )院黄(👇)经理签约数(shù )天(⤵)(tiān )，正考虑续(xù(🌤) )期之际，三台柱(🕉)再(zài )度误场，致(⏮)(zhì )令续期无望(🤬)。一日(rì )，班主与(🚁)众(zhòng )人到餐室闲(💋)(xián )聊(liáo )，刚(gāng )巧(✏)黄经理与(yǔ )在(📦)戏院售票的(de )干(🕟)女(nǚ )儿月娟到(🍕)此(cǐ )聚餐，蛇王(🛫)锦(jǐn )对月(yuè )娟(🏊)一见钟情(qíng )，央求(🌰)班主代(dài )为约(🌌)(yuē )会，月娟欣(xī(🔈)n )然答允。黄经(jī(🕒)ng )理一向对月娟(🙎)别(bié )有用心，得(🧕)知(zhī )此事后愤(🚎)而辞退(tuì )月娟。月娟遂(suí )往投靠(🕓)戏班，并(bìng )积(jī(🎅) )极协助蛇王(wá(🎈)ng )锦戒烟。为戏班(🍗)前(qián )途着想，靓(💚)(liàng )仔荣再度立(lì )誓戒赌(dǔ )，并向(🍼)一直(zhí )相爱的(🤱)碧莲(lián )求(qiú )婚(🛅)成(chéng )功。新婚之(📃)(zhī )夜，靓仔荣竟(⏲)(jìng )又不(bú )敌赌(✝)瘾，碧(bì )莲愤而离(🍤)去。靓仔(zǎi )荣悔(💺)恨不已(yǐ )，决心(⤴)戒赌。为了(le )协助(🍉)蛇王锦(jǐn )戒烟(⛷)，靓仔荣(róng )假装(🥣)与月娟相恋(lià(😴)n )，骗得蛇王锦(jǐn )企图自杀而错饮(💧)(yǐn )戒烟水。最后(⏭)(hòu )，靓仔荣，蛇王(🚩)(wáng )锦(jǐn )二人成(🚫)功戒(jiè )除恶习(💎)，碧莲亦与(yǔ )靓仔荣重修(xiū )旧好(🚈)，永乐(lè )春从此(🕷)(cǐ )班运亨通
Totò(👁), one of Italy's all-time great comedians, stars as a Neopolitan petty criminal named Don Felice, who pretends to be a Turkish eunuch. Felice is a fraudster and a womaniser who escaped from a Naples prison with his cell-mate, a pick-pocket named Faina (Aldo Giuffrè). The duo, now on the run, rob a foreigner who turns out to be a Turkish eunuch sent by the government to the house of Don Pasquale (Carlo Campanini), a wealthy and jealous Sorrento merchant, to guard his attractive wife Giulietta (Isa Barzizza) and his daughter Listetta (Primarosa Battistella) in exchange for the votes of his local constituents. Don Felice assumes the identity of the eunuch which provides much of the film's comedy.
在某小学(xué(🍘) )校(xiào )里，贫苦孩(🎋)子张(zhāng )化国受(🔨)尽别人(rén )的欺(qī(🥧) )负。一些调(diào )皮(🧠)的学生常常(chá(🎼)ng )拿他(tā )开玩笑(🈯)，伪(wěi )校长也诬(😫)赖他(tā )是偷(tō(🦄)u )表的小偷。张化(🕸)国的父亲(qīn )在解放前被地主(zhǔ(🤣) )逼死，母亲也(yě(🚗) )被特务魏麻子(😬)强(qiáng )占。在家里(🏥)，张常常受到魏(🚘)麻子(zǐ )的虐待。不(bú )幸的生活造(🤬)成了他(tā )沉默(👭)寡言、孤僻的(🚠)性格(gé )。新来(lá(🔞)i )的女教师王(wá(🕙)ng )敏很关心这个(🏣)(gè )可怜(lián )的孩子(💅)。
南(nán )北战争时(🐌)期，德克(kè )萨斯(🤧)州大量(liàng )缺钱(🏦)投资，于(yú )是只(🦊)(zhī )能卖土地给(😿)(gěi )来自北方的(🏒)由(yóu )加德领导的财团(tuán )，然而来(🎾)这里(lǐ )想立脚(📣)的黑斯丁(dīng )斯(🐮)想买一块土(tǔ(🎊) )地却遭到拒绝(👯)，土地拥有者派(pài )遣麦克到这里(🥍)来解(jiě )决纠纷(🔄)，而(ér )麦克却爱(🍹)上了黑斯(sī )丁(🚭)斯的女儿(ér )，他(🏄)该如何(hé )解决(🉐)这(zhè )场纠纷呢？(💅)
Dave Jennings is a successful, self-made man in the business world, but he can't control his son, Gus, who is primarily a brat fond of throwing temper-tantrums and misbehaving. Dan enrolls Gus in a school where Lydia Marble is a teacher. Lydia's influence works wonders on Gus, and also Dan, who falls in love with her. When Dan's long-departed wife, Joyce. shows up to shake him down for money, Dan gladly pays her a fortune to divorce him and leave him and Gus in peace and, eventually, Lydia.