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When blonde bombshell Meredith Lake breezes into his office, New York private eye Bob Signorelli can’t resist giving her “personal” attention. But their one-night stand becomes a deadly liaison when they are linked to a homicide; and a night of steamy passion snowballs into a marathon of madness and murder. 一(yī )部融合(🕧)了欢笑、(🌆)悲伤和(hé )对现实(🎮)批判的喜(♿)剧(jù )风(📡)格电影。 Totally disgusting and cheap bawdy humor. I loved it!!! It is the most disgusting and totally horribly acted film, except for Nicolas Read, who plays an un-dead Court Jester, to comic brilliance. But being that as it may, I laughed so many times and I have to hand it to the film makers, it wasn't pretentious or ordinary in any way. Raping, fighting, zombies vomitting on their rape victims. What other movie has this? Not for the quesy, but with a pizza, a bong, and a six pack of beer, you got it made, if you have a cast iron stomach and a juvenille sense of humor like myself. 小(🐭)明受(shòu )到(🏀)“伊(yī )吹(🎄)家(🕢)”邀请，来(🍀)(lái )此地驱(🐓)(qū )魔 。不慎(🗿)迷路后(🍢)(hòu )，在村里(⛅)的“樱花树(🏭)”前(qián )偶(🈳)遇伊吹家(🦎)“孪生(shēng )姐(👂)妹” 在前(🧀)往伊吹(chuī(😎) )家宅(zhái )途(tú )中，目睹了一位(🛠)(wèi )被杀少(shǎo )女的葬礼(👓)。到达(🎵)伊(yī )吹家，从“女主人”那(🚇)(nà )里(😃)(lǐ )得知从秋天开始(shǐ(🍂) )就不断(duàn )有少女莫名(míng )被(💹)杀(shā ) 。目前(🎎)村里存活下来的(🖥)年(nián )轻少(🌬)女，只剩(🤟)伊吹(chuī )家(🈹)的孪生姐(🚃)妹了 。女(🤓)主(zhǔ )人(ré(🚏)n )请求小明(⛑)驱除鬼(guǐ(🦆) )怪，挽(wǎ(🤵)n )救女儿的(🏟)生命 。不(bú(🏢) )料真正(💹)的杀人凶(🤑)手正是(shì(🈵) )两位姐(💣)妹。 刑期を(⬛)終え、かつての弟(dì )分と(🤖)再(zài )会したヤクザの(🚭)兄貴(🌦)。兄貴は服役中、ある(🎀)男か(🎛)ら、幼い少(shǎo )女が写(🍝)(xiě )った写真と、結(jié )婚式(🤞)用(yòng )の祝(😗)儀の金(jīn )を託(tuō(🐤) )されてい(🔩)た。結婚式場に届(🛹)けに行く(🏰)と、待(🦀)(dài )ってい(🏽)た美しい(⏲)女(nǚ )性は(😊)、ヤク(📿)ザの女組(🗄)長(zhǎng )だっ(🤰)た。台湾(🏫)マフィア(✅)の侵攻に(⛱)苦しむ(🌂)女組長を(🛡)助けるべく、まむし・勝(📔)(shèng )次コンビが活躍(yuè(👨) )する(📜)。 A controversial artist is dead, apparently the victim of a botched robbery at his suburban estate. Take-no-prisoners journalist Maddie Magellan is unconvinced, and she casts her suspicions on the deceased's possessive wife and his frivolous mistress. But one was in her city office at the time of death, and the other was bound, gagged and blindfolded by the "robber". A chance meeting with Jonathan Creek, a famous illusionist's technical advisor, leads Maddie to believe that his "lateral mind" may allow him to see through the deceptions in the case, and she recruits the reluctant genius as her partner. 庫爾（凱文(wén )索柏）(💀)是個(🎩)四處為家、驍(xiāo )勇慓(🔥)悍的流浪戰士(shì )，一(yī )日(rì(⭐) )，他來到凡(❗)路西(xī )亞國，以高(🐽)超的劍(jià(🚣)n )術與(yǔ )過(guò )人的(🌾)勇氣，意外(😕)地成為(🈸)(wéi )該國的(✔)新國王，凡(🌳)(fán )路西亞(🐮)舉國歡(🔮)騰，然而(é(🚘)r )卻(què )有個(⛅)人懷恨(🛤)在心(xīn )，那(🏠)就(jiù )是邪(📎)惡的蛇(🌐)蠍女(nǚ )巫(🌰)(wū )艾琪瓦夏（蒂亞卡瑞拉(🔐)(lā )，「反斗智多星」）(🔓)，她(tā(😌) )欲控制凡路(lù )西亞(yà(🧚) )國(guó(🐬) )，於是用盡一切(qiē )手段(😘)誘(yòu )惑庫爾與她成婚，婚後(🈴)便一步步(🎸)擴展(zhǎn )她的(de )惡(è(⛏) )勢力。當庫(🙎)爾發(fā )現新娘(niá(🚁)ng )艾琪瓦夏(🎣)的(de )陰謀(🎿)(móu )後(hòu )，一(💡)切都已來(🙊)不及了，唯(✴)一能毀(🐡)滅她的武(🏞)(wǔ )器就是(🕎)--"瓦卡的(🕕)氣息(xī )"，瓦(🤜)(wǎ )卡(kǎ )是(🧥)隱居在(🗡)洞穴中(zhō(💼)ng )的北方(fāng )之神，庫爾必須出(📚)(chū )海找到瓦卡，偷取他(🌀)的(de )氣(🥣)息為武器。如今(jīn )，凡路(🥤)(lù )西(🌌)亞全國人(rén )民的(de )安(ā(🔚)n )危繫於庫爾的手(shǒu )上，於(yú(🛤) )是他揚帆(🏯)啟航，展(zhǎn )開一段(✝)驚險萬分(👏)的(de )旅程(chéng )，航向不(🎖)可預測的(🐥)(de )未來…(⏳)此片是根(🈯)據(jù )作家(⭕)(jiā )勞(láo )勃(😨)霍華的(💦)小說改編(🚊)而成(chéng )，他(🔶)的作品(💚)「王者(zhě(🌥) )之劍」曾(☝)在1982年捧(🐔)紅(hóng )了阿(😁)(ā )諾(nuò )史瓦辛格。 这部(bù )片(🌰)可以(yǐ )是加了幽默的(♓)《Akira》，添了(🌨)人情味的《RoadRunner》，动画版的《低(🎥)俗小(🚰)(xiǎo )说》（Pulp Fiction）。一个关(guān )于(🍊)一(yī )对(duì )新婚夫妇在新婚(🕉)之夜发(fā(💷) )生的温馨故事。丈(🥔)(zhàng )夫格兰(🎬)特（Grant）突然(rán )得(🕜)到(dào )奇(qí(🐺) )异的超(🌮)自然力量(😰)(liàng )，与此(cǐ(♋) )同时妻子(🌡)凯丽（(🍹)Kerry）窘于应(🕞)付。无论何(🍄)时，只要(🤦)Grant一想什么(🌳)，就(jiù )会变(🐸)为现实(😲)，尽管(guǎn )他(🍦)并(bìng )不(bú(♿) )知道这些魔力来(👀)(lái )自哪里(lǐ )。他从此成(🍌)为清(💄)谈(tán )节目的风云人物(🔫)。拉森(🐢)(sēn )·扎尔斯（Larson Giles），笑(xià(🙁)o )笑公司(sī )（Smile Corp.）老总，一个(gè(🤘) )Ted Turner型(xíng )媒体(💪)巨头，派遣他的私(🥅)(sī )家军团(🕺)，由粗暴但(dàn )无脑(☕)的菲古森(🤨)（Ferguson）上(❎)校(xiào )率(lǜ(👝) )领，去绑架(😢)格兰(lán )特(🦈)，以(yǐ )便(🍾)霸占全球(📋)媒体(tǐ )收(🔻)(shōu )视率(🎷)。接下来就(🚉)是电影(yǐ(🆒)ng )史上最(😄)暴力和奇(🤠)怪(guài )的对(🍄)战之一。除了(le )多个(🕗)(gè )足(zú )以开罪所有人(🥗)的(de )极(💥)端暴(bào )力画面，还有曾(💮)被(bè(👗)i )称为“电影中有史以来(🍶)(lái )出现的最怪异和滑(huá )稽(💭)的性(xìng )场(🐞)面”。