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A photographer who's afraid he's slowly losing his grip on reality is seduced by a disturbed married model. She claims it's their destiny to be together. Her husband disagrees. The photographer starts having a strange feeling of deja vu. Susan Cushing asks Holmes' help in solving the disappearance of her sister Mary Browner, but it doesn't seem Holmes' type of case until he is told of a Christmas present's grisly contents. A young boy overcomes his obsessive fears by discovering a love for books in this animated fantasy adventure. In a live action wraparound, Macaulay Culkin stars as Richard Tyler, an easily bullied, nervous wreck of a kid who's an expert on safety statistics. His mother and father (Mel Harris and Ed Begley, Jr.) don't know how to inspire their son to embrace life boldly. Barely able to leave the house, Richard ventures out one day, but he gets lost in a storm and ends up at a mysterious library. Inside, he slips, knocks himself unconscious and finds himself in a cartoon realm where books come to life. Guided by Adventure (Patrick Stewart), Fantasy (Whoopi Goldberg) and Horror (Frank Welker), Tyler experiences the adventures of classic novels such as Moby ~censored~ and Treasure Island, and he even meets some famed fictional characters, such as Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (Leonard Nimoy). Through his experiences in the pages of the legendary books, Richard confronts his phobias and learns to face life more courageously. The Pagemaster was directed by Joe Johnston, a former special effects supervisor and production designer who later directed Jumanji (1995) and October Sky (1999). 塞(sāi )利(❌)亚是阿美里(👄)戈的(de )教女、秘书(shū )与情人(rén )，但她其实(shí(🕦) )是阿美里戈(🌼)(gē )的妻子(zǐ(📐) )派来的 Ellen Carter's career is on the rocks. She hasn't written a worthy novel since her husband went missing and she was suspected by the police of murdering him. To top it all off, she has reason to believe that her new tenant Leslie Steckler is the serial killer responsible for a number of deaths in the region. But what she doesn't know is that, in the meantime, Steckler has discovered a little secret about her... 大名(📨)(míng )星朱丽娅·罗伯茨(cí )，蒂姆·罗(luó )宾斯(🛩)，索非娅·罗(🙄)(luó )兰，马塞洛(🕤)(luò )·马斯(sī )楚安尼1994年主(zhǔ )演。素以讽刺手(🤺)法(fǎ )见长的(🎰)大导(dǎo )演罗(📼)伯(bó )特．奥(✂)尔特(tè )曼向巴黎的时装界(jiè )开刀，利用(yò(🚩)ng )一次时(shí )装(🌕)大展的举(jǔ(🏢) )行来暴露其(⏭)(qí )中内幕(mù )，最后甚至(zhì )安排大批模特儿(🌍)全(quán )裸出场(🌆)以收(shōu )震撼(🐮)效(xiào )果，不知(🧘)电(diàn )视上能否以(yǐ )原貌播(bō )出？ SYNOPSIS 在恋人(🐬)(rén )（张曼玉(❇)）负气嫁(jià(💚) )给兄长的当(dāng )晚，欧(ōu )阳锋（张国(guó )荣）(🚻)黯然离(lí )开(🥫)白陀(tuó )山，走(🏘)进沙(shā )漠某(🏦)个小镇，成为(wéi )一名杀手中(zhōng )介人。他的朋(🏘)友、风流剑(🐽)客黄药师（(😾)梁家辉）每(🌕)(měi )年都来(lái )小镇与他畅(chàng )饮，酒话里(lǐ )有(🌷)关白(bái )陀山(⌚)的消息(xī )令(🌀)他忘却往事(🎿)的念(niàn )想渐次演变(biàn )成自欺(qī )行为。 Chazz（布(😼)(bù )兰登·弗(🗾)雷(léi )泽 饰）(🚒)、Rex （史蒂夫(fū )·布西密 饰）和 Pip（亚当·桑德(dé )勒 饰(🍌)） 组成了一(🛷)个(gè )叫“Lone Rangers”的摇(🥚)(yáo )滚乐队(duì )，他们一天(tiān )就想着出名。然而(🔉)(ér )不幸的是(🛃)发(fā )行商在(👈)(zài )听过他们(🛰)的(de )作品之后总是拒绝(jué )他们。为了(le )让他们(✍)(men )的音乐在电(🍝)(diàn )台播出，这(🛅)(zhè )几个家(jiā(🐹) )伙用假枪劫(jié )持了一家本地的摇(yáo )滚乐(👻)电台。这下可(🍐)(kě )惹来了大(📜)麻(má )烦......本是一出(chū )闹剧最(zuì )后会演变成(chéng )什么样的(💶)结局？三(sā(🌃)n )个热爱摇滚(🐾)(gǔn )乐的青(qīng )年是否能够(gòu )得偿所愿呢？(🍤) 麦克(kè )被恶(🐭)魔追杀(shā )，幸(🐶)为好友瑞吉(⏬)所(suǒ )救，但恶魔(mó )绝不就(jiù )此罢Ⅲ休。麦克(🦓)终究不幸落(😓)入(rù )恶魔手(🛳)中。瑞吉决(jué(💣) )心前往恶魔(mó )穴救回麦克(kè )，在途(tú )中遇(🏇)到同样(yàng )遭(🌅)到恶魔迫害(🍚)的汤(tāng )姆与洛姬，并协同(tóng )前去消灭恶(è )魔并拯救麦(➡)(mài )克。经(jīng )过(👨)千辛万苦(kǔ(🎚) )，三人终于来到恶(è )魔穴，但恶(è )魔竟也(yě(🌑) )设下恐怖的(🐱)(de )陷阱。准备将(🏺)三人(rén )一网(♎)打尽，双方立即展开紧张(zhāng )惊险的搏斗(dò(😼)u )，但恶(è )魔将(👑)使出?