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地(dì )主(🏃)(zhǔ )亚历(lì )山大•里沃维奇从国外旅居回到故乡，但是很快他就厌倦了农村(📘)枯燥乏(👟)(fá )味(wè(🈹)i )的(de )生(shē(🐪)ng )活(huó )，于(🏌)(yú )是他(tā )和已经(jīng )没有爱情的妻子说他要去巴黎，绝望中的妻子为(🛵)了挽留(💃)住丈夫(🤩)，让他结(🎖)(jié )识(shí(⏯) )了(le )隔(gé )壁庄(zhuāng )园(yuán )的瓦(wǎ )拉，瓦拉是出名的美女，没想到丈夫不仅被瓦拉的(🔽)容貌吸(🔐)引，而且(⏭)还真(zhē(🍈)n )的(de )爱上(shàng )了(le )她(tā )。 This movie is a recorded performance in concert. It all begins when Benjamin Barker( George Hearn), a mysterious,quiet,and subtle barber, returns to his hometown in London after escaping from a prison in Australia with help from a young sailor named Anthony. Now Sweeney Todd, he returns to his home where he and his wife Lucie and daughter Johanna used to live. When he arrives he meets Mrs. Nellie Lovett(Patti Lupone), a lonely woman who owns a down and out pie shop, and discovers that his wife has poisoned herself and the judge that unfairly punished him is responsible and the judge also has his daughter. So then Sweeney plots his revenge on the judge and his accomplice the Beadle and with help from Mrs. Lovett he re-opens his barber shop and vows to give the judge the closest shave he will ever know and give Mrs. Lovett a tasty new ingredient for her homemade meat pies. --- （Written by Thomas ） Tuba works daily at a grueling textile factory in Iran, returning home every night to deal with the rest of her problematic family, which includes: a pregnant daughter whose husband beats her regularly; a teenage son, who's been getting into trouble due to his burgeoning career in radical politics; and an older son who goes to great lengths--such as attempting to sell the family's meager house--in order to get an engineering job in Japan as a means of getting out of Iran. Unfortunately the 'friend' to whom he gave his money as an advance for his trip took off with the money, and the son finds himself without money, without a career, and with a debt towards a lot of people. To solve his problems he wants to deliver a package of heroin, but loses it, and has to flee. The film ends dramatically with a direct call from the mother to the camera crew asking what life has given them after all the sacrifices they have done, mirroring the opening scene. 卡(kǎ )罗尔(ěr )（斯蒂芬努·阿科西 Stefano Accorsi 饰）和古丽亚（乔(🤠)凡娜·(🚫)梅索兹(👗)殴诺 Giovanna Mezzogiorno 饰(🍷)）是相(✳)恋多(duō )年(nián )的(de )情(qíng )侣(lǚ )，彼(bǐ )此之(zhī )间感情(qíng )十分要好。最近，古丽亚(😢)发现自(😥)己意外(🤒)怀孕，面(🍉)对这个(☔)计划外的(de )小小生(shēng )命(mìng )，卡(kǎ )罗尔(ěr )却(què )产生(shēng )了胆怯的情绪，他还尚未做(🔜)好准备(🌑)接收“父(😻)亲”这一(⛅)沉重的身份，其实(shí )对(duì )于未(wèi )知(zhī )的(de )未(wèi )来，古(gǔ )丽亚(yà )亦疑虑重重。 《命运(💃)的十三(🛎)个交叉(🐓)口》命题(⌛)是关于(📺)"生活"，更精确来说是(shì )烂(làn )透(tòu )了(le )的(de )生(shēng )活(huó )，藉(jiè )由多位(wèi )毫不相(🚨)关的角(🚡)色，他们(👂)的无心(🍐)之过却(🐧)对另一个生命造成严重冲击(jī )。毫无(wú )疑(yí )问(wèn )人(rén )一生(shēng )中(zhōng )都在(zài )追(🚬)求幸福(🏎)快乐的(😺)生活，然(🔚)而现实总是背道而驰，看了这部电影我们明白(bái )理(lǐ )想遥(yáo )不(bú )可(kě )及(jí(🥔) )，即(jí )使(🕸)(shǐ )达到(💆)(dào )也是(✴)一时的(🚢)绚烂而已，唯有坚守信念、乐观面对才是长治久安之道。 同(tóng )居(jū )し(📑)ている(🥃)息(xī )子(🙊)夫(fū )婦(🙇)や金(jī(🎳)n )の無心ばかりしに来る娘との間に出来た溝を埋められずにいる、孤独(🐬)(dú )な老(🐩)(lǎo )人(ré(🅾)n )・弦(xiá(🥫)n )一(yī )郎。彼のたったひとつの拠り所は、名門高校に通う孫の梓だ。ある日(🥓)、梓(zǐ(⛑) )と渋谷(👶)(gǔ )へ出(👜)(chū )かけ(🎗)た弦(xián )一郎(láng )は、彼女の中学時代の友人グループと知り合い、(🍜)その中(👁)のひと(🌉)り・未(😱)(wèi )菜(cà(🦂)i )から援(yuán )助(zhù )交(jiāo )際の相手を紹介して欲しいと相談を持ちかけられる(🌗)。実は、(📦)彼女は(🌮)父親の(🎡)会社の倒(dǎo )産(chǎn )や友人(rén )の堕胎(tāi )手術費用カンパで金が必要だったの(🚜)だ。そん(🖌)な未菜(🔕)と、い(🗑)つしか(🔳)互いの孤独(dú )を共(gòng )有(yǒu )するようになった弦一郎は、未菜とそ(🌄)の友人(🍁)たちと(🧠)組んで(👃)息子・(✒)俊一を騙し、金(jīn )を巻(quàn )き上げるいたずらを決行。更に、息子夫婦や娘(🚆)と喧嘩(🏬)し家を(🏈)飛び出(🥂)した彼は、未菜(cài )とホテルの部(bù )屋で一(yī )晩、南の島で暮らす夢を語(🔔)るが翌(📯)朝、未(🆚)菜は家(⬛)に帰っ(⤵)て行くのだった。 马(mǎ )辉(huī )（崔(cuī )林(lín )）和(hé )于岩(yán )（迟佳(jiā )）是(🥖)同为17岁(👳)的北京(🎷)少年，两(🔣)人的最(😊)大梦想是成为警察，不想结伴报考警(jǐng )校(xiào )时(shí )，双双(shuāng )落(luò )榜，两人迎来炎(🛫)热郁闷(🥀)的暑期(✡)生活。 《命(⛺)运的十三个交叉口》命题是关于"生(shēng )活"，更(gèng )精(jīng )确(què )来(lái )说是(shì )烂(làn )透了(🛑)(le )的生活(😿)，藉由多(🎀)位毫不(📚)相关的角色，他们的无心之过却对另一个生命造(zào )成(chéng )严重(chóng )冲(chōng )击(jī )。毫(😕)无(wú )疑(🐻)问人(ré(🔩)n )一生中(👚)都在追(🍕)求幸福快乐的生活，然而现实总是背道而驰，看了这部电(diàn )影(yǐng )我(wǒ )们(men )明白(🐼)(bái )理(lǐ(🌲) )想遥(yá(📋)o )不可及(🐏)，即使达到也是一时的绚烂而已，唯有坚守信念、乐观面对才是(shì )长治久(jiǔ(🔓) )安(ān )之(⏩)(zhī )道(dà(👬)o )。