女人生殖器

队长是(🐩)传(chuán )统(🎦)人(rén )士(🐏)，思想保(bǎo )守(🧔)，阴差阳(♎)错却(què(🤓) )被派(pà(👥)i )遣往一(🔯)个男(ná(🚒)n )女自(zì )由交往的军(jun1 )营中(zhōng )，为整率歪(wāi )风，他决定实施(shī )一系(📙)(xì )列规(🙏)矩，但(dà(🔂)n )旗下(xià(📜) )士兵阳(🎀)奉阴(yī(🍥)n )违…… 一个(🏽)记者(zhě(😫) )正在(zà(🈳)i )寻找一(💸)条独(dú(🥓) )家新(xī(🍃)n )闻，会见一位部(bù )长的女儿，与她(tā )展开生意，损害了自己的妻(🎆)子。 聪明(🌽)漂亮的(📥)蒂蒂（(🏚)恬妞 饰(🔁)）从小(👎)就生活(🔧)在聚光灯之(😽)下(xià )，深(🥓)(shēn )得家(🚜)人、师(🌸)(shī )长和(🕶)(hé )同学(✒)们的喜(xǐ )爱。尽管有很多(duō )男生(shēng )围绕在蒂蒂(dì )的身(shēn )边，但(🧔)蒂蒂(dì(👽) )却偏(piā(🏢)n )偏喜欢(🕶)上了(le )已(❄)经(jīng )成(🗿)家立业的(de )老(🍖)师(shī )梁(⛅)教授（(❗)郎(láng )雄(🍊) 饰(shì )）(👆)，然而，随(🦐)着(zhe )时间的推移(yí )，当(dāng )梁教授身上的光(guāng )环退却之时，蒂(dì )蒂(✔)发现他(✒)亦不过(🏹)(guò )是一(📕)个普通(🚳)的中年(😈)男人。 茱(🕴)莉亚（Cathleen Nesbitt 饰）(🔛)年事已(🏊)高，家财(🥍)万贯，可(🔒)是没(mé(👡)i )有子(zǐ(🏚) )嗣，也就没(méi )有名(míng )正言顺的继(jì )承者(zhě )，为此，她(tā )找到(dào )了(✈)女巫师(🕒)布(bù )兰(🔨)奇(qí )（(🥗)芭芭拉(🙆)·哈里(🏄)(lǐ )斯 Barbara Harris 饰）。茱(🎈)(zhū )莉亚(🥔)(yà )告诉(🍛)布兰奇(🔉)(qí )，她(tā(🙁) )的妹妹(💺)曾有(yǒu )一个(gè )私生子，被(bèi )她送(sòng )给别人抚养(yǎng )，如(rú )今，她想(🤧)找到这(👍)(zhè )个可(🈹)怜的孩(🏥)子，让他(🔜)继承家(🐬)产。 二十(🍋)世纪五十年(🦒)代的美(📡)国，电视(🛒)编剧Alfred Miller因(🌝)为支持(🔲)共产主(📐)义而上了黑名单(dān )，不(bú )能公开发表(biǎo )作品(pǐn )，于是找到(dào )了(🚅)他(tā )的(🚖)老朋友(🆕)Howard Prince（伍迪(😕)(dí )·艾(➕)伦 Woody Allen 饰）(🛥)让他(tā )用Howard的(⏭)名字发(👛)(fā )表作(🚈)(zuò )品，并(⏺)给他(tā(🐪) )百分(fè(🔜)n )之十的佣金(jīn )。于(yú )是Howard从一个生(shēng )活拮(jié )据的餐厅收(shōu )银员(🛐)(yuán )摇身(❔)一变成(👁)(chéng )著名(🌥)(míng )的电(🎏)视剧编(㊙)剧，他还(🈶)找到了其他(👦)(tā )同样(👖)被列入(🍳)黑名(mí(🏭)ng )单的作(➿)家，当“出(⬜)头人”。Howard还认识了电视台的一名女工作人员Florence Barrett（Andrea Marcovicci 饰），Florence十(shí )分欣赏(🎒)Howard的才(cá(🚑)i )华，两人(🕝)坠入爱(🐍)(ài )河。演(🤑)员Hecky Brown也是(🐪)黑(hēi )名单(dā(✂)n )上的一(🆘)个演(yǎ(➗)n )员，他被(📪)要求去(🍬)(qù )查出(🎅)(chū )Howard的政治背景(jǐng )，但(dàn )一无所获。后来(lái )，Florence因为她的(de )共产(chǎn )主义(👍)主张辞(🛃)(cí )职了(😞)(le )，而Hecky也因(🔏)为(wéi )共(🤠)产(chǎn )主(📒)义背景而不能(néng )继(🏎)续其演(🚔)员生涯(💸)(yá )跳楼(🍁)自杀。目(🤫)睹(dǔ )了Hecky葬礼的Howard感触颇多，于是当Howard接受委员会审查时，他与调查委员会(👇)展开了(👳)周(zhōu )旋(🕊)....... I got this under the title SPECIAL SQUAD SHOOTS ON SIGHT. I've been slowly watching this movie over the past year in 5 minute increments and I finally finished it tonight. It is a Turkish/Italian co production starring the perfectly named Tony Tiger (real name Irfan Atasoy) as a reporter/part time cop/hypnotist (!) who is blackmailed into working for some small time crooks led by Gordon Mitchell, who sounds like Popeye in this. The gang's goal is to steal a mystical Golden Buddha with the help of Tony's hypnotic powers. The film is needlessly convoluted, with mysterious phone calls where you don't know who is on the other end and characters popping up that you have no idea who they are. It also doesn't help that Tony and the other male lead (a cop whose name I have already forgotten) look almost exactly the same. This is an interesting movie. It is a tendency of Italian exploitation movies in general to eschew logical plotting and character development to focus on elaborate cinematic "set pieces". While this usually works with gialli (and some would say cannibal and zombie films)it is often problem in the Italian crime films where the set pieces usually involve shoot-outs and overlong car chases, two areas where the Italians had NO chance of outdoing bigger-budget Hollywood films (although they often did their damnedest). This film is interesting therefore because it DOES have a lot of character development especially among the villains, three privileged youths that become desperate criminals after their clean-cut but increasingly psychotic leader, "Blondie", starts a gun battle during a botched gas station robbery. One of the other youths is a more obviously deranged thrill seeker, while the third youth, the "wheel-man" is decidedly non-violent but loyal to a fault to his two friends. Rounding out the cast is the girlfriend of the wheel-man (Eleanora Giorgi) who ironically sets the whole thing in motion by reporting the robbery plans to the police (and mistakenly telling them that the trio only have toy guns). The head cop meanwhile is played by Tomas Milan, usually the psychotic heavy in these type of films. Milan lends an iconic presence and is an interesting character in that he is not unsympathetic but is also not the usual borderline-fascist "rebel with a badge" often seen in these movies. Mostly he just proves tragically incompetent at stopping the rampaging youths. The plot is mostly pretty believable except for a scene where they hook up with another group of youths and shoot-up and rob a grocery store, even killing their own accomplices for no good reason. There's some pretty gratuitous nudity including a pretty sorry excuse to get Giorgi topless (but who's gonna complain about that too much?). The ending is typically cynical, but that's one thing I admire about these films over the violence-glorifying Hollywood versions.