十万个冷笑话第二集

Mr Karva runs a shady little empire in North London. We don't know exactly how he makes his money but we know it's probably not very nice. Mr Karva's stepson, Othello, has ambitions to take the old man's place; and Othello's fainthearted friend, Emilio, has ambitions of his own. This delicate balance of power is upset when Roadrunner finds a strange, sickly-looking 10 year old boy in the park. All his life, Roadrunner has been on the move - but when he looks into the child's eyes, he finds he can finally stop running. It becomes clear that the child can grant each character their own taste of heaven - the 'perfect, rosy future of your dreams'. The child never talks but transforms the world around him, working on the desire in each character's heart, whatever it may be. Othello wins every bet he makes; Christella finds a new son to replace the baby she lost; Mr. Karva achieves his elusive orgasm and Father Daniel is finally able to express his own secret passions. But nothing ever comes for free... Mike Ribble was once a great trapeze artist - and the only to have completed a triple somersault - before his accident. Tino joins the circus, and manages to covince Mike to teach him the 'triple'. Meanwhile Lola, a tumbler, wants to get in on the act. Written by Colin Tinto {cst@imdb.com} 犹(🏠)(yóu )太(🔒)人(rén )丹尼是(🔤)个无(🐁)(wú )偏(🔦)见(jiàn )的人(ré(🌨)n )道主(📱)义者，法庭(tíng )指派(😀)他作麦克的(de )的辩护律师(shī )，麦(🐶)克是新纳粹(cuì )秃(🕋)头党(🐠)，因种族(zú )原(🛥)因(yī(😧)n )谋杀(🌠)了东印(yìn )度(🔈)移(yí(🤐) )民。当他们两个(gè )探讨(tǎo )情绪(🆚)和理智上的分歧(🏇)时，他们发展(🚍)了密(🐄)(mì )切(🚮)而(ér )暴躁的(🍸)关系(🎋)。本(bě(🍖)n )片进(jìn )行了(🃏)争论性(xìng )的探(tà(💔)n )讨，它让我们深(shēn )思在社会里(🏫)隐存(🤭)而逃避不了(🐟)(le )的问(🛷)题--种(🕞)族和宗(zōng )教(🧕)层(cé(🚊)ng )面上的缺乏(fá )宽(😻)容(róng ) 莉莉(lì )（柏安妮 饰(shì )）(🥍)和(hé )西西（陈加(👟)玲 饰(🐎)(shì )）是一对(😯)表(biǎ(🚧)o )姐妹(💃)，两人合伙(huǒ(🎞) )在一(🉑)间商场里租(zū )了一(yī )家铺子(🍰)经营(yíng )服装(zhuāng )店(♊)的(de )生意。在开(⛺)(kāi )张(🌸)前(qiá(🌻)n )夕，西西不小(🌱)心将(💲)店内(🙄)的镜子打破(🏸)，于(yú )是保(bǎo )安便拿来的地下(xià )室里(lǐ )的一面(👯)布满(🔍)(mǎn )了灰(huī )尘(🍺)的(de )镜(🛣)子做(🤾)替换(huàn )。让众(🎄)人没(🎵)有想到的是，一(yī(😠) )名僧人于五年前(qián )将一(yī )批(💄)恶鬼封印(yìn )在了(🔛)(le )这面(🍑)(miàn )镜子里，如(👘)(rú )今(🕒)，封印(💜)被打破，恶(è(😶) )鬼们(🏴)重见天(tiān )日在商场里作为(wé(🆗)i )作废搅得整栋大(🖇)(dà )楼鸡(jī )犬(🍳)不宁(⚾)。 约(yuē(🥘) )翰．休斯(sī(🚾) )顿导(🏓)演的(💅)伦(lún )理奇(qí(🐡) )情片。贝特．戴维斯和奥利维亚．德．哈维(wé(📲)i )尔兰(🗨)德饰演一对(👝)(duì )个(🌧)性(xì(🐵)ng )相反的姐妹(🈷)(mèi )，前(♊)(qián )者自(zì )私自利(📋)，为(wéi )达目的择手段；后者则(🍈)忍辱(rǔ )负重。戴维(🚀)斯在(⏪)(zài )准备(bèi )跟(🌝)未婚(🕡)夫乔(💩)治．布朗(lǎ(🎧)ng )结婚(📲)的一星(xīng )期前(qián )，竟出人意外(🚭)地(dì )跟奥利维亚(🏮)(yà )的丈夫丹(🚵)尼斯(🔨)．摩(😷)根私奔。奥利(📉)(lì )维(🎌)亚(yà(🤺) )后来虽同意(🔎)(yì )离婚(hūn )，摩(mó )根却因自咎(jiù )而寻(xún )了短见。戴(😻)维斯(🅿)有如斗败的(🔍)公鸡(🎊)想回(📿)到(dào )布朗(lǎ(🔫)ng )身边(✉)，却发现他(tā )已娶(🚁)(qǔ )了奥利维亚(yà )。戴(dài )维斯(sī(🚚) )尝到了害人(rén )终(💿)害已(🌡)的苦头。全片(🐙)以戴(📶)维(wé(🕘)i )斯恶魔般的(💿)演技(🎏)(jì )为中(zhōng )心，其他角色亦(yì )把(🏾)握(wò )住神经过敏(🏽)(mǐn )的戏(xì )剧(🗂)张力(🤠)，使这(💨)部(bù )人际关(❣)系冲(👘)(chōng )击(🈸)强烈的影片(🍮)有(yǒu )种特别的魅力。 故事(shì )发生在一间(jiān )位于(🐞)(yú )英(🍩)国(guó )格拉斯(♉)哥的(🚅)(de )印度(🥒)(dù )餐馆之中(🥏)，父亲(🛹)去世后，莲娜（舍(📪)利·考恩(ēn ) Shelley Conn 饰）回到了久违(🥟)(wéi )的故(gù )乡，之后(🍌)，她惊(🍫)(jīng )讶的(de )发现(🚲)，父亲(🙏)(qīn )的(🔶)死不仅带来(🚾)了伤(🙉)痛，亦带(dài )走了餐馆大部分(fè(😗)n )的生(shēng )意和客源(🧠)，与此(cǐ )同时(🐳)(shí )，因(🚶)为一(🐝)个(gè )荒唐(tá(🔢)ng )的赌(😷)局，整(💚)个餐(cān )馆一(🤷)般的经(jīng )营权竟然落入了(le )一位名叫丽萨（劳(👹)拉(lā(🗾) )·福拉塞尔(🐀)(ěr ) Laura Fraser 饰(😩)）的(🤬)陌(mò )生女子(🐊)手中(🙇)(zhōng )。 犹(yóu )太人丹尼(🎷)是个无偏见的人道主义者，法(🎊)(fǎ )庭指(zhǐ )派他作(🔕)麦克(🐐)的的(de )辩护(hù(🤑) )律师(😛)，麦克(🈵)(kè )是新(xīn )纳(📱)粹(cuì(🏨) )秃头党，因(yīn )种族原因谋杀了(🈷)东印度移民(mín )。当(❄)他们两个探(🐧)(tàn )讨(🍓)情(qí(🕍)ng )绪和理智上(🔙)的分(🕤)(fèn )歧(🐿)时(shí )，他们发(😦)展(zhǎn )了密(mì )切而暴躁的关系(xì )。本片进行(háng )了(👫)争论(🌌)性的探讨(tǎ(🏒)o )，它让(🥔)我们(🕚)深思(sī )在社(⤵)(shè )会(📯)里隐存而(ér )逃避(👙)(bì )不了(le )的问题--种族(zú )和宗(zō(🐇)ng )教层面上的缺乏(😻)宽容(🍐) 张金胜(shèng )（(🔡)高飞(🕝)饰）(🍘)、马(mǎ )辉（(👚)卢惠(⛏)光饰）、王(wáng )彪及霍强为(wé(💁)i )结拜(bài )好友(yǒu )，一(🌶)起打劫(jié )珠(🆚)宝行(🌕)入狱(😲)，行将获释时(🍺)，四人(👫)却在(🚷)监狱饭(fàn )堂(➕)与(yǔ )另一帮囚犯争执(zhí )打斗(dòu )，辉三人被(bèi )加(💬)刑(xí(🚺)ng )两星期，胜如(🐹)期(qī(🎮) )出狱(🕟)。胜前往埋藏(🌵)珠宝(💸)地挖(wā )掘藏物，但(🧒)珠宝(bǎo )却不(bú )翼而飞，遂(suí )前(👣)往(wǎng )狱中(zhōng )告诉(⏱)辉等(🚞)人(rén )，三(sān )人(💜)一口(🖋)咬定(🌮)胜独吞珠宝(🏆)，胜(shè(🖼)ng )无可解释，唯有(yǒu )逃走。私家侦(🎙)探(tàn )林韻(yùn )诗（(🚲)刘嘉玲(líng )饰(🐒)）为(🌤)了(le )调(♓)查珠宝下(xià(🥞) )落，籍(👞)故结(🐪)识胜，并与胜(🥋)一同离港。辉三人(rén )出狱(yù )后告示寻胜，胜(shèng )四处(chù(🏉) )逃亡，并与(yǔ(🎁) )韻彻(🕜)(chè )力(🛳)侦查，发现原(🍆)(yuán )来(🦗)辉与金大枝合谋(⏯)，早将珠(zhū )宝掘出，布下圈(quān )套嫁(jià )祸胜，于是(shì(🔆) )胜与(🍡)(yǔ )其他(tā )兄(📙)弟同(🤞)陈、(🧙)辉等(děng )斗智(🔃)斗力(🍠)... 香水公司总裁保罗(luó )的儿子亚历山大(dà )对香(♍)水有特殊的(de )鉴赏(🖕)(shǎng )力(🔟)，一个偶(ǒu )然(😞)的(de )机(👖)会(huì(🎦) )，亚历山大(dà(🍾) )结识了美丽的离婚女子托尼，令保(🏚)罗吃惊的(de )是托(tuō(🏁) )尼十一岁的(🐀)儿子(🏬)(zǐ )雅(📴)诺(nuò )什对香(😳)味独(😖)(dú )特的(de )嗅觉。于是(🏁)，他(tā )提出培养雅诺什，却遭到了(le )托尼的拒绝。