- Keepintime: Talking Drums and Whispering Vinyl (the Original film - 13 minutes)
电(🐭)影剧情：
Totally unawares, Saverio, a teacher and Mario, a janitor of the same school in which they both work, travel back in time and find themselves in central Italy at the end of the 15th century. They carry with them an unresolved squabble concerning Saverio's sister, creating a lot of tension between the two, which will increase in the plot. From this moment on they will have to come to grips with the grotesque situation they find themselves in, trying to "hitch a lift" back to the future in a most outlandish way, using and misusing their foresight of the events taking place round that time, and generally making fools of themselves in the eyes of "normal" renaissance folks. Their meeting with Leonardo da Vinci is hysterical, when they become more and more convinced that the genius is in reality a moron. Another character they meet is Savonarola the heretic, who enjoins them to repent, before he is taken to the stake, eliciting some breezy comment from them. If it weren't for a weird kind of homesickness, they would quite enjoy living in this period, full of daring fashions and tantalising damsels.
故(🔰)事(shì )从诺(nuò(🚑) )伊（Pierre Chatagny 饰）约(😓)见一(🍞)名叫(jiào )利昂(🦍)涅尔（利昂(👿)涅(niè )尔·白(➗)耶 Lionel Baier 饰）的网(🌯)友(yǒu )开始(shǐ(🕰) )。诺(nuò )伊是个(🧑)长相漂亮(liàng )、身(⚪)(shēn )材迷人的(🚶)同性(xìng )恋男(🕋)孩，他在一家(🏝)巧(qiǎo )克力(lì(⏩) )工厂(chǎng )工作，闲暇(xiá )时间(🕖)(jiān )喜(♓)欢(huān )在网上(🦓)寻找男人发(💦)展(zhǎn )一夜情(👴)，这一(yī )次，他遇(yù )到了利(🔽)昂涅(🎡)(niè )尔。与以(yǐ(💰) )往一心只想(🤕)寻找性爱(à(🗜)i )刺激的网友(📳)不同，利昂涅(🐀)尔更(📔)加关(guān )心诺(🕙)(nuò )伊本(běn )人(👾)，主动与他聊(➰)天，希望了解(🐁)他，更鼓(gǔ )励(🐤)他去当一名(🐰)摄影师(shī )。诺(nuò )伊(🤵)单(dān )调空虚(💲)的生活因(yī(🥗)n )为利(lì )昂涅(🦄)尔的出现(xià(🏥)n )而发生改变。
埃斯特(tè )·(🖥)布(bù(👒) )洛杰(jié )特是(🙆)好莱坞(wù )一(🚩)个(gè )很有(yǒ(🤲)u )发展前途的演员，她(tā )在(📂)正走(🏘)下坡路(lù )的(🎥)大(dà )明星(xī(🔈)ng )诺曼·梅因(🕒)(yīn )举办(bàn )的(🧚)一(yī )次慈善(🤟)募捐(🐸)演出中崭(zhǎ(🏩)n )露头角，很快(⭕)就爱(ài )上了(🎎)这个年长且(🖌)(qiě )深于(yú )世(🦗)故(gù )的人(ré(🥃)n )。而诺曼也为她(tā(😫) )的天真活泼(👧)所深深(shēn )吸(🚆)引。诺曼为埃(😅)斯特(tè )创造(🌭)(zào )了几(jǐ )次演出的机会(🍸)使(shǐ(➗) )她一(yī )举成(💙)名，他们两人(🕴)遂结成佳偶(📬)。埃(āi )斯特(tè )由于(yú )天赋(🐯)极高(🦊)，事业(yè )上的(🌍)(de )声望与日俱(🤶)增，但这(zhè )使(⛺)得每况愈下(⛩)的诺(nuò )曼深(🐭)(shēn )感沮丧。后(hòu )来(😳)他(tā )酗酒(jiǔ(⛏) )、脾气暴躁(🆎)。埃斯特(tè )被(🏜)生活中两种(🛬)强烈(liè )的爱(📮)、即对丈夫的爱(ài )和对(duì )事(😍)业(yè )的爱所(🔦)折磨着。在一(🔉)个描写这两(🗓)种(zhǒng )爱的歌舞节目中，埃(🥡)(āi )斯(🚮)特(tè )怀着(zhe )两(🔗)种矛盾的爱(🥪)又(yòu )唱又(yò(💉)u )跳，她用《出生在箱子里》来(🐩)表达(📞)(dá )她早(zǎo )年(🔸)渴(kě )望成名(🗃)的野(yě )心和(🤓)(hé )命中(zhōng )注(😭)定的经历，而(🤔)她表(biǎo )演的《离去(🐩)的人》，则(zé )使(💁)诺曼终于(yú(🚸) )完全(quán )理解(🍈)(jiě )了妻子的(🍗)伟大的公众(💜)(zhòng )拥有这样一位明星(xīng )的权(😇)利。可是，若没(🍱)(méi )有埃(āi )斯(🗾)特(tè )的经常(♊)陪伴，他(tā )又无法生活下(🚺)去，最(🔇)后只好以自(🤪)杀结束(shù )生(⚓)命(mìng )。埃(āi )斯(🎨)特在哀痛中继(jì )续演(yǎ(🕍)n )出，并(🐇)以自己的歌(🚢)声来永恒地(🔪)纪念(niàn )她的(⛴)(de )丈夫(fū )。
教师(🕑)马丁(dīng )制定(🧤)(dìng )了一(yī )个完美(🏷)的杀人计划(🍀)，以此来获得(🏼)受害者(zhě )要(🍒)捐(juān )献的器(❔)官，这一(yī )切(🌉)都(dōu )是为了拯救自己身患(huà(🥒)n )绝症的妻子(➰)。
前生(shēng )
这部(🐼)讽刺故事发(⌚)生在(zài )1856年殖(zhí )民地(dì )印(🔊)度的(📚)Lucknow。
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