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导演罗马(📣)和(🀄)(hé )星(xīng )加玻(🍀)谐星野风成(🍪)功(gōng )健(jiàn )立了阿牛(😵)这个喜剧(jù(🔰) )人物(wù )，大受欢(🗡)迎，第三集(jí )《阿牛(🤫)发(🙎)达记》，在(zà(😶)i )阿(🖋)牛这个小人(🥓)物身(🥘)上(shàng )，依(yī )然(💁)发(😞)掘出无穷灵(🍹)感(gǎn )，笑料源源不绝。罗(luó )马(mǎ )塑(💆)造阿牛，生性(🕊)善(shàn )良戆直，反(💷)映出小民(mín )乐天(❇)(tiā(🚅)n )知(zhī )命的(🏞)人(📀)生观，野(yě )风(fēng )的(🌤)(de )喜剧演绎上(🥁)乘(❗)，不(bú )愧为(wé(🏟)i )星洲首席笑匠，情(😆)节(jiē )穿插于狂(💥)想和现实(shí(🔆) )之(zhī )间，有喜有悲。这(🎋)(zhè )一(yī )次，阿(🕟)牛在街上拾(shí(💐) )得一(yī )袋(dài )珠宝(🛴)，从此生活改(✨)(gǎ(🛄)i )变(biàn )，坐汽车(🔜)，住大(dà )屋(wū )，但人(🍯)性(🔞)的丑恶也随(⬆)(suí )之而(ér )来。周大叔假意叫(jiào )他(⏰)(tā )签约迎娶(🏧)书院女，却(què )是(👨)卖屋陷阱，阿牛(niú(🅰) )又(🗑)回复一贫(🧢)如(🎊)洗的命(mìng )运。阿(ā(🎴) )牛回到后巷(👏)席(🕗)地(dì )而(ér )睡(🎊)(shuì )，梦中又见到天(🏬)降(jiàng )横财(cái )…(🍹)… 美国内战(🥟)期间，流寇把乔赛·(🤾)韦尔(ěr )斯(sī(🖇) )（(🤤)克林特·伊(💃)斯特(tè )伍(wǔ )德 饰(😟)）一家的安(📊)稳(🏯)(wěn )田园(yuán )摧(🛶)残到家破人亡。于(🥈)(yú(💌) )是(shì )乔赛·(🛑)韦尔斯决(jué )定(dìng )加入南军游击(🉑)队，保(bǎo )护手(🧝)(shǒu )无寸铁的人(🦊)。内战(zhàn )结(jié )束时(🙎)，他(💑)拒绝向杀(😊)(shā(🐗) )害(hài )自己家人的(🕶)北军投(tóu )降(😭)，走(♉)上一条逃亡(😮)之(zhī )路。在(zài )路上(⏭)，他遇到一(yī )个(🐶)(gè )印(yìn )第安(📚)切诺基老酋长(zhǎng )，一(😑)(yī )个纳瓦霍(🎶)妇(🤚)女，和 来(lái )自(🔺)堪萨斯的母女俩(🔃)(liǎng )…… 少林(🎵)哑(🛺)徒弟（成(ché(✖)ng )龙(lóng ) 饰）为了报(📖)杀(😂)父之(zhī )仇而(🕤)(ér )学武，从挑水砍柴做(zuò )起(qǐ )，苦(🔢)熬内功基础(🦎)(chǔ )，打出木人巷(🗞)学成武功(gōng )的情(🎳)(qí(😤)ng )形时时出(🈷)现(🍵)在他的(de )梦(mèng )中，父(📲)亲被害的惨(💮)(cǎ(👩)n )状(zhuàng )和客居(⚫)少林的五枚(méi )师(🛷)太的开解令他(🈚)在疲(pí )乏时(🗑)(shí )咬(yǎo )紧牙关坚持(🛐)。哑(yǎ )徒(tú )弟(🍽)(dì(✴) )在少林禁地(🛬)发现了(le )被锁(suǒ )住(⛵)的老怪人法(👵)愚(😓)，法(fǎ )愚不似(🥅)少林僧人，但(dàn )有(🕑)感(❣)于哑徒弟的(🌈)照(zhào )顾(gù )，法愚指点尚不具(jù )备(📏)学(xué )习少林(🎃)武术资格的哑(🥃)(yǎ )徒(tú )弟武功，期(🐑)间(♈)哑(yǎ )徒(tú(🚱) )弟(🛀)师兄闯入木人巷(👨)却(què )实力(lì(👘) )不(🥛)济铩羽而归(🤙)。五(wǔ )枚(méi )师太见(🈂)独自温习武(wǔ(⭐) )功(gōng )的哑徒(👑)弟出招狠辣(là )，随传(💎)授蛇翼八步(💿)调(🎣)(diào )理其(qí )心(🧐)(xīn )性，经法愚调教(🥙)(jiāo )，哑(yǎ )徒弟(🍞)成(🕺)功打出木人(🏣)(rén )巷，得以学成下(🏸)山(🚗)，法愚(yú )令其(🐕)携带信物联络(luò )江(jiāng )湖帮派，引(🤡)发江湖(hú )搏(🗾)(bó )杀，而哑徒弟(🌏)又发(fā )现了(le )法愚(🌰)的(♍)真实身份(🚣)…(🥥)… Maurizio Merli may have come to fame as a Franco Nero impersonator; but after that he really came into his own and if his name is on the cast list (particularly if it's at the top of the cast list), you're pretty much guaranteed a good film. This one was the final outing for Merli's Commissario Betti character, and he ensures the ace crime fighter goes out with a bang as Marino Girolami's film is packed to breaking point with car chases, shootouts and fist fights and certainly delivers on the promise of being an action packed thriller! The plot focuses on Commissario Betti. Once again, he's aggravated at the amount of crime going on in the city and his attention is focused mainly on two big crimes; a bank robbery and a kidnap plot. The Commissioner battles bravely to ensure the crooks are brought to justice but soon realises that there's no point in merely sorting out the henchmen and decides to go after the man he believes is heading the criminal operations; slimy businessman Albertelli, although bringing justice on the head criminal may not be so easy... 九(jiǔ )州方面の(👿)旅から一(yī(🍏) )週(🔒)間振りに帰(📴)って来(lái )た桃(tá(⛽)o )次郎とジョナ(🤔)サンこと金(👒)造は、北海道(dào )行(🦅)(háng )きのカー(👇)フ(💡)ェリーの出(👨)発時間を待つ間(🏾)(jiān )、川(chuān )崎(😙)(qí(🤧) )の金造の自(🚳)宅に立(lì )ち寄っ(🖨)た(🌈)。ところが金(📸)造(zào )の妻・君江と9人の子(zǐ )供(😠)たちは、現(💩)在の6畳(dié )一間(🥜)の家では狭すぎ(🙊)る(🍻)ので金造(🥎)に(🎇)もっと頑張って(🔳)家を建てて(💋)ほ(🏧)しいと要求(🍪)した。おかげで金(💇)造は、カーフ(🖱)ェリーに乗(🔌)ってもラウンジで(🥥)アルバイト(📤)す(🙍)るはめにな(👜)った。一方、桃次(🌼)郎は暇をも(🎢)て(➖)あましてい(😲)たのだが、美貌(📛)の(🎬)女性・三(sā(🍐)n )上(shàng )亜希子に一目惚れしてし(💶)まった。釧路(😊)に着(zhe )いた桃次(🔁)郎は、亜希(xī )子(👔)(zǐ(💴) )の顔が頭(🌈)に(🎠)こびりついてし(🦕)まい他の女(👾)に(🍸)は目(mù )もく(〽)れないばかりか、港の魚市場(👑)で女(nǚ )トラ(🌅)ック運転手の涼子(🐺)を罵った。と(✳)こ(🚶)ろが涼(liáng )子(🎗)に惚れているカ(🥀)ムチャッカ(🏃)の(🌸)熊こと大野(🤥)(yě )田(tián )太郎左衛(🧥)門(🔆)がこの事(shì(🏁) )を聞いて怒り、熊(xióng )と桃次郎(🦕)はたちまち(🏀)大喧(xuān )嘩にな(🏢)った。しかし喧嘩(🆘)の(🚏)腕は互格(😴)の(🕧)ため、トラック(👌)で勝(shèng )負す(🕺)る(🎖)ことになっ(📒)た。だが、地の利に明るい熊に(🍅)軍配が上り(🌑)、桃(táo )次郎(láng )は北(🎵)海道を直ち(💡)に(😸)去(qù )る約束(🐠)をした。その帰り(🎏)道、桃次郎(💮)は(🏓)亜希子と再(🤝)会した。亜希(xī )子(😆)(zǐ(🚵) )は静内の牧(🕜)場の娘(niáng )で、両親を亡くし女(🚪)(nǚ )の身一つ(🌻)で牧場を経営(🛡)していた。亜希子(♓)に(😬)すっかり(👸)心(🏔)を奪われた桃次(🤯)郎は、熊と(🌲)の(🗳)約束を忘れ(📽)て、トラックはそっちのけで(🍐)乗(chéng )馬(mǎ )入(📙)門書にかじりつく(🎁)始末(mò )。そん(🤗)な(😚)ある日、亜(⚪)(yā )希子が一番可(📪)愛がってい(🍎)た(🍹)仔馬が病気(🍚)(qì )になり、獣医(🥒)も(🥒)見離(lí )して(✌)しまった。そこで看(kàn )病(bìng )をか(🌓)って出た桃(🚘)(táo )次(cì )郎は、(🛸)仔馬とともに一(📱)夜(🚔)(yè )を明か(🐙)し(😔)、その甲(jiǎ )斐(fě(🐑)i )があって奇(🌃)跡(🖌)的に元(yuán )気(📘)を取り戻した。亜希子は桃次郎(🛥)のひたむき(🍈)な献身振りに心(xī(🤔)n )を打たれる(❔)の(🤺)だった。桃次(⬜)(cì )郎は亜希子の(📧)感謝の言葉(➕)を(🦉)背に釧路に(🛫)戻(tì )った。という(🥁)の(🥤)も、桃次郎(🛷)が北海道に居すわったのは涼(〽)子との仲(zhò(🆓)ng )が原因、と熊(🎆)が勘(kān )違いして(📤)い(👪)たからだ(💪)。だ(💘)が、涼子が自ら(🛢)熊(xióng )に愛を(⛽)告(🍛)白したため(🥘)大(dà )事には至らなかった。桃次(🧚)郎は金造夫(🔘)婦のすすめもあり(🌘)亜希(xī )子(zǐ(👅) )に(🎽)プロポーズ(💞)しようとしたの(🔶)だが、彼女(⚪)に(🛡)は既に結婚(📷)を約束した相手(🛂)が(🖥)いることを(🗣)知り、ガックリしてしまう。そ(💤)んな時、金(🏡)造(zào )のアルバ(🐧)イト先の運(yùn )送(♌)ブ(🆚)ローカー(✔)・(📵)鮫田が金(jīn )を持(🦋)ち逃げした(🐴)た(🌆)め、荷が滞(🌐)貨し、金(jīn )造(zào )が困り果てて(🤝)いた。見るに(🖐)見かねた桃次郎(lá(💐)ng )は、金造を(🛷)勇(⛷)気づけると(🖋)、自らハンドル(🏨)を握(wò )って(💉)、(🦕)驀走するの(🚥)だった。 Simpleton and honest village farmer, Dharamchand alias Dharam is overjoyed when his wife, Radha gives birth to a baby boy who is christen with the name Raju. He comes to the rescue of three city-bred men, Ajit, Suresh and Sujit when they are at the mercy of a man-eating tiger; please with this they decides to offer Dharam a job in Bombay whenever he needs it. Delighted and when things are not quite rosy in the village Dharam, Radha, Raju and his sister, Laxmi decides to move to the city where-by the duo provides living quarters and appoint Dharam as the managing director of their warehouse along with a fat pay packet. Unfortunately calamity destructs when Dharam is arrested by the police for smuggling goods and is placed before the court where-by he pleads his innocence but his bosses testify against him resulting in Dharam getting 18 months imprisonment as well as an additional 6 months for contempt of court. After completing his sentence Dharam goes to his residence to find that ... Colt 38 special squad is a rare breed in the poliziotteschi genre. Excellent shot and filled with great casting, cinematographer/director Massimo Dallamano really comes trough on this one. Known for his outstanding camera precision on the Sergio Leone trilogy Colt 38 grapes you all the way. Of course there are a lot good examples for movies in those Italian cop/crime films.Like Milano Calibre 9 or The big racket. But Colt 38 special squad belongs among those films. Rather than just focusing on the usual violence this one delivers also a other angle, those of the mental-pain and struggle. Like a real pro Massimo let's you get involved in those characters and start to care form them. With all well paced storytelling we follow French crime lord Ivan Rassimov as the Dark angel in his mad rage against the city and his cops. Expeccialy against Marcel Bozzuffi as hard boiled Capitan Vanni. An old beef is going on between the two of them. Personal as can be, Vanni and his special crew of cops now not only arresting the locals bastards but are also mix up in the personal vendetta between Vanni and the crew of Dark Angel. The result is well packed storytelling with some brutal, but subtle action. Colt 38 is a well crafted movie with memorable scenes. Think in the line of city bombing and care chases. Rassimov is one's of the most cool killers. But really, Vanni is stealing the show in my opine that is. Of course also in real life those guys competing. Both are die hard actors. Dirty rotten by all those amazing scripts in there carrier. Kinda like De Niro and Pacino in Heat. Do not make the mistake of thinking less about this movie in budget ways. It's great cinema and a prime example of Polliziotesschi madness. Not to be missed Romy Schneider plays an aristocratic woman in 1936 Greece, who amuses herself pursuing a shallow loveless affair with a nobleman, but unexpectedly falls in love with a political activist. The niche market DVD label Mondo Macabro has released a little-known 1976 film titled In Hell, known variously as La tortura and Gloria Mundi. The movie is the creation of the late Greek director Nikos Papatakis, who obviously felt he had a significant left-wing political statement to make in this bizarre and unpleasant blending of radicalism and sexual humiliation. The film's one saving grace is an astonishingly brave performance by lead actress Olga Karlatos, who we are introduced to in a provocative, if cringe-inducing sequence in which we observe her sitting in a bathtub and attaching electrical wires to her nipples and genitals then torturing herself by turning on the current. Why is she doing this? It seems that her character, Galai, is an attractive young Algerian immigrant living in Paris. She has fallen under the spell of a mysterious and unseen political anarchist named Hamdias, who wants to wreak havoc against French colonialism in Algeria. This is to be achieved through terrorist acts that he is grooming Galai to carry out via instructions on the phone and cassette tapes. He also fancies himself an important filmmaker and is trying to raise funds for a political thriller starring Galai in the leading role. The film runs into the usual dilemma that real life independent producers must endure: the funding keeps running out but Galai becomes obsessed with ensuring that the movie is completed. Hamidias envisions incorporating perverse sexual abuse into the story line and he finds a willing leading lady in Galai, who enthusiastically submits herself to self-imposed "training sessions" in which she performs torture on her own body, all the better to please her producer/director/lover by giving the most genuine performance possible. The graphic opening sequence of this abuse is difficult to watch but the film quickly delves into a virtually incomprehensible look at the psychological tortures Galai is facing. Seems that Hamdias enjoys playing head games with her psyche and issuing increasingly dangerous demands including carrying out dry runs for terrorist bombings. She constantly vents to herself about her disdain for him, but it becomes clear that not only is she completely submissive to his whims, he is also holding their child as a virtual hostage to ensure she carries out his demands. That's about all I could ascertain from the confusing story line which at times is completely incomprehensible. There are films within films, sarcastic scenes that denounce the French elite and occasional sequences in which Galai is subjected to sexual abuse at the hands of military captor. There is abundant full female nudity but none of it is presented in an erotic manner and in one particularly awful scene one of Galai's would-be lovers vomits on her bare chest.