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影片(♈)聲明不是影(❔)射(🛋)愈(yù )貪(tān )腐(🚬)愈(🍮)(yù )紅的總(zǒ(⛱)ng )統(👌)貝盧斯科尼，實(👲)情(🍕)是此(cǐ )地(dì(🖇) )無(🥐)銀(yín )，將(jiāng )國家(⛱)混帳重棍毆下(♋)去。話說(shuō )某市(🗻)選(xuǎn )市長(zhǎng )，一(👡)個廉潔的候選(🎲)人冒出頭，賄(huì(🚈) )情(qíng )告急(jí )，滿(😽)身(shēn )酒色財氣(🚢)的大富商Cetto被推(🥛)舉(jǔ )出(chū )來救(🐨)(jiù )火。他(tā )用炸(🤬)彈宣佈參選，記(🧑)招公(gōng )開的政(zhèng )綱(📙)是(shì )窮人唔使(🧠)理，選我有錢派(🦄)。官商「民」(🤯)大(🕗)勾結上電視(🖊)辯(🦋)論，對手被隱(🎨)形(🤢)(xíng )，Cetto只需(xū )廢o翕(🅾)便(✈)(biàn )贏得掌聲(🌩)。一(💉)輪賄選運動(dò(👊)ng )之(zhī )後，支持(chí(👙) )者由街頭排到(😽)街尾。你以為(wé(〽)i )好誇張(zhāng )啊，不(👨)過加了點藝術(🐟)手法而已，其實(🌃)(shí )很(hěn )寫實(shí(🚶) )，連我(wǒ )們也覺(🌝)熟口熟面。 新娘(😙)（乌(wū )玛·瑟(👍)曼 Uma Thurman 饰(shì )）曾是(🚋)暗杀组织中的一名(🏝)(míng )成员，也是(shì(🔅) )组织首脑比尔(🍱)（大卫·卡(🌖)拉(🤳)(lā )丁 David Carradine 饰）的(👵)情(🐝)(qíng )人，金盆洗(🧒)手(🛩)后的她结识了(😸)一(🛩)个(gè )单(dān )纯(🏜)的(🎚)(de )小伙子(zǐ )并准(🚜)备忘掉过去与(🌶)之结婚(hūn )。没想(👬)(xiǎng )到，婚(hūn )礼当(🤶)天比尔突然出(🚛)现，并(bìng )带领手(💉)(shǒu )下大(dà )开杀(🎢)戒，霎时间，圣洁(🤨)的教堂变(biàn )成(🛋)(chéng )人间(jiān )地狱(🚐)。新娘头部中弹(🅰)昏迷4年，醒(xǐng )来(🥙)(lái )后脑(nǎo )中首先(xiā(🙆)n )想起的便是昏(🛎)迷眼前的几(jǐ(💕) )张残酷(kù )的(😌)面(🐶)(miàn )孔，“黑曼巴(♐)”、(🎅)“蝮蛇”、“百(bǎ(🥥)i )步(😦)蛇(shé )”、“加州山(🕖)蛇(🐒)”和比尔，他们(😓)(men )是(📎)(shì )曾经(jīng )的同(👀)僚(liáo )和爱人，是(🥊)如今的敌人。满(📟)(mǎn )腔怒(nù )火的(🐁)(de )新(xīn )娘要一一(🌩)的找到她们，不(♒)(bú )问是非(fēi )对(🏖)错(cuò )，赶尽杀绝(🤶)。 STOCKHOLM ÖSTRA är en kärlekshistoria mellan två främlingar, fö(🆘)renade av en händelse som tagit hårt på deras respektive liv och förhållanden. Nä(👒)r Johan (Mikael Persbrandt) och Anna (Iben Hjejle) möts på tåget som går mellan Stockholm och den idylliska förort dä(🕙)r de båda bor, påbörjas en resa fylld av både passion och lögner. Romania 1996, six years since communism regime has ended. Ceausescu and his wife have been executed, yet people are still living deplorable lives. Passports are scarce, travel and the western lives seen in magazines and on TV, no more than fantasy. Dora is the dramatic story of a young girl from a village deep in the Romanian countryside who decides to escape. Smuggled in the back of a van, Dora, a university graduate, travels 1900 km to London, where her life is about to change beyond belief, as she embarks on a life of crime. Written by Delia Antal Seong-pil, an actor, is traveling through Jeju Island when he sees an ad looking for actors. He follows the ad that leads him to Pong-ddol. The film captures their sincerity, without losing the humor. What does film and life mean to you? 美(🤤)国(guó )麦(mài )迪逊(xùn )城(🔷)的一(yī )群大学(🚄)生到一个偏(🎣)远(🎄)小镇(zhèn )旅行(🎌)，他(😗)们(men )去采访一(🛷)位(🎱)作家，他写过一(🆓)(yī )本关于(yú )20年(🔁)前(🚞)(qián )小镇连环(⌛)杀(🎑)手的书。当学生(🐑)们到(dào )达(dá )麦(💕)迪(dí )逊的小(xiǎ(🎱)o )镇，找遍全镇却(🐮)找不到作(zuò )家(🐮)(jiā )。问(wèn )镇上的(🕌)(de )居民，他们说已(🗄)经好几年(nián )没(❌)见过(guò )作家(jiā(💙) )了，他们还否认(❕)小说里的那位(🥠)连环(huán )杀手(shǒu )戴蒙曾经存在过，并(⛑)且那些凶案(à(📥)n )从(cóng )未发(fā(🍐) )生(🥥)。原(yuán )本为了(😴)采(🗒)访的学生们(📼)竟(✂)想(xiǎng )查明真(zhē(🎢)n )相，当他们在小(🐌)镇(🛅)周围徘徊，挖(⏩)(wā(🅰) )掘线索(suǒ )寻找(🏉)(zhǎo )答案时，却发(⚫)现那个传说中(⏺)的连(lián )环(huán )杀(🎙)手(shǒu )戴蒙比(bǐ(🛂) )小说中的更让(🛶)人震惊！ “作(zuò )为(🥜)一(yī )个仅仅(jǐ(🌪)n )15岁，什么也做不(🔃)了的普通(tōng )少(🥚)年，现在(zài )，我能(🌶)为小米做的，只有做乐曲和(hé )继续(❣)(xù )唱下去。”