费米(🏔)·本纽西(🦆)领先主演(yǎn )的一(🐜)部(bù )喜剧(🐶)影片，影片(🍔)(piàn )关于一名意大(🕳)利(😜)(lì )高管(🌍)参(👿)(cān )议院好色放(👦)纵(🏣)的(de )喜剧(🎇)(jù(🕷) )情(qíng )节……
Roger Moore and Stacey Keach star in this Italian-American co-production, and try to be the Martin and Lewis of 70's crime exploitation cinema. The rigor mortis of Roger Moore was never more noticeable as it is here, playing the straight man next to the Keach's easygoing rouge. It's a rather stale exploitation film, with the typical one liners, car chases, shoot outs, and gratuitously bad dubbing of the Italian actors. The film does have one great highlight when Keach takes a gangster's car for a test drive, and in hair-raising fashion, wrecks it through the streets of San Francisco. Unfortunately, it all doesn't work- the comedy isn't funny enough, neither Keach or Moore are particularly convincing (especially Moore, who is as dry as a desert), the violence and stuntwork is middling, the story isn't very engaging, and the ending is painfully banal. There may be just enough `so bad it's good' work that 70's exploitation fans may be entertained, but no one would call it great.
Martial-arts expert tries to rescue an ambassador’(🏇)s daughter who was kidnapped in Thailand.
电(💳)影描(miáo )述(🈷)一(yī )群(qún )法国(guó(♒) )生意人在(🐍)一战期(qī(🍋) )间来到(dào )象牙海(🖍)岸做贸易(🍻)(yì )，期间遭遇法国(🏹)(guó )与德国(🎢)(guó )开战，他们自发(👚)(fā )的组织(🍶)(zhī )起一支(🗞)雇佣军对(duì )德国(🛣)人(rén )发动(🐍)攻击，途中(zhōng )经历(➕)了很多事(🔦)情(qíng )，引发(fā )了很(🤱)多戏剧性(➖)的(de )故事…(🍹)…
A man accidentally learns that he has a mystical connection with sharks, and is given a strange medallion by a shaman. Becoming more and more alienated from normal society, he develops an ability...
聪明漂亮的蒂(😭)(dì(🔱) )蒂（恬(🏆)(tiá(✉)n )妞 饰）从小就(⏮)生(🏭)(shēng )活在(🤒)聚(🙌)光灯之下(xià )，深(🦑)得(🔫)(dé )家人、(🙁)师长和同(tóng )学们(🕛)(men )的(de )喜爱。尽(🧐)管有很(hě(😾)n )多男(nán )生(shēng )围绕(🚂)(rào )在蒂蒂(🧖)的身边，但蒂蒂(dì(📠) )却偏偏喜(🚸)欢上了(le )已经成家(🈁)立业的(de )老(🈸)师梁(liáng )教(🐽)授（郎雄 饰），然(📝)而(ér )，随着(🤨)时间的推(tuī )移，当(🚂)(dāng )梁教授(🔔)身上的光(guāng )环退(🔜)却之时，蒂(🥒)(dì )蒂发现(🕖)(xiàn )他亦不过是一(🖇)个(🐁)(gè )普通(🐠)的(🛠)(de )中年男人。
In 1910, in the State of Paraíba, Brazil, a man is expelled from his own land by the ruthless colonel who owns the sugar mill. He asks some outlaws to help him retrieve his land.
老(🙎)(lǎ(🔑)o )夫子（(🤱)王(🏏)沙）一觉醒来(🏅)(lá(🕯)i )，见已是日(🍱)上三(sān )竿，急(jí )忙(♊)催醒仍熟(〰)睡的(de )大蕃(🥅)(fān )薯(shǔ )（矮冬瓜(👮)）。二(èr )人(♎)忙(máng )乱(luàn )一番(fā(🎇)n )，便去做晨(💿)运。 在(zài )树林(🎬)旷地中，老(🤟)(lǎo )夫子打出少林拳(quán )招式(🍸)，挥拳踢腿(🦗)之际，裤裆突(tū )然(💑)裂开，情状(🏝)至(zhì )为狼狈(bèi )。幸(🕍)而大蕃薯(🍜)早(zǎo )就为他备有另一(yī )条(🕶)裤(🏳)子(zǐ )，让(🤚)他换上，始(shǐ )未贻(🥎)笑(🙊)(xiào )大方(🤬)。时(🆑)有一漂(piāo )亮女(🔤)郎(🥘)(láng )在附近(🛑)做柔软体(tǐ )操，一(🥦)飞仔对之(🎟)(zhī )蠢蠢欲(yù )动。老夫子立即(➖)(jí )上前(qiá(😿)n )负(fù )起「护花」(🏮)之责(zé )，但(🔧)(dàn )反(fǎn )被飞(fēi )仔(🤛)打得天旋(🖤)地转(zhuǎn )。幸好(hǎo )该女郎功夫(🛷)不凡(fán )，将(🕎)飞仔击退。 老(🌖)(lǎo )夫子坐(📷)在公园长(zhǎng )椅上(😾)休(xiū )息，无(💪)意间坐於(yú )旁一位(wèi )文弱(🏸)书(🙀)生，居然(👌)(rán )亮刀向他行劫(🕑)。老(🦍)夫子(zǐ(👯) )乃(🏀)交出一张五百(🎖)(bǎ(🔇)i )元大钞(chā(🕺)o )，书生接得钱即(jí(💢) )飞步离(lí(🚦) )去。老夫子见计(jì )得酬，开怀(📘)大笑(xiào )，盖(🖥)那(nà )是伪钞也！岂(🤽)知(zhī )，未(wè(🏌)i )几(jǐ )又有一名歹(🐬)徒前(qián )来(🚳)行(háng )劫(jié )，老(lǎo )夫子只得把(🕡)身上(shàng )的(🔁)真钞(chāo )交出，好不(😙)懊丧(sàng )！ (〽) 老夫子前(qián )往(🚊)公司(sī )上(🈷)班，由於很多(duō )人抢著(zhe )搭巴(🏋)士(🐾)，老夫子(🤞)(zǐ )时而帮(bāng )助妇(💴)孺(🥉)，时而又(🐋)(yò(🕡)u )被壮汉挤开，弄(📇)(nò(🦖)ng )得来过(guò(🔊) )好几辆巴士都搭(🙉)(dā )不上，反(🥍)而闹出连场笑(xiào )话。迨(dài )去(⚫)到赵氏洋(🔭)行时(shí )，已迟到十(👲)五分(fèn )钟(👴)，遭(zāo )赵经理严词(🔼)指责(zé )。 (🚑) 赵经理垂涎职员(yuán )陈小(🕔)(xiǎo )姐(jiě )（(🗒)李(lǐ )菁）的姿色(😧)，特(tè )将她(🏴)叫(jiào )进经理室去(🍠)，色(sè )迷迷(🐵)加上一番甜(tián )言蜜语(yǔ )。老(💩)夫子却偏(🦒)偏(piān )藉故作(zuò )梗(😓)。赵(💉)经理怒(👇)不(🐵)(bú )可遏，声称要(🥑)开(👚)除老夫(fū(🚮) )子。老夫子不惧(jù(🤵) )淫威，谓他(🐰)昨晚曾目睹(dǔ )赵偕一(yī )女(👙)子进某酒(📈)店，当向赵(zhào )妻报(💥)告。争持间(🤽)(jiān )，赵妻来到，赵(zhà(🐬)o )经理当(dā(🛴)ng )即换上另一副面(miàn )孔，对(duì(🎬) )妻子谓老(👕)夫子如(rú )何解(jiě(🚒) )救(jiù )了他(❌)(tā )之遇劫之类，且(🚐)(qiě )声言除(👃)(chú )给老夫子加薪五(wǔ )百大(💖)元外，还升(👭)(shēng )他当主(zhǔ )任，老(🚼)夫(🌊)子闻言(🍤)(yá(🍴)n )好不高(gāo )兴。怎(👵)知(🎏)赵妻一(yī(👋) )走，赵(zhào )便向老夫(❣)子施以(yǐ(🍢) )拳脚，直把他打(dǎ )得遍体(tǐ(🛶) )鳞伤，并将(📉)他开(kāi )除。 老(🥕)夫子前往(♿)大(dà )蕃薯跌(diē )打(🍀)医馆求医(📂)。大(dà )蕃薯专医奇难杂(zá )症(🔋)，医(yī )术果(🗜)也了得。老(lǎo )夫子(🥧)(zǐ )身(shēn )上(🎲)之伤痛，当然(rán )很(⏫)轻(qīng )易(yì(🗳) )便被(bèi )他治好。大蕃薯(shǔ )且(🐐)对老(lǎo )夫(⌛)子之被开除安(ā(🍭)n )慰(😧)一番，约(🚬)他(📡)同(tóng )去跟秦(qí(🤦)n )先(😅)生（刘陆(🛬)华）饮下午(wǔ )茶(🔧)聊天以解(🧜)不快(kuài )。 秦先生年近三(🚣)十(shí )，虽对(🥪)林小姐（庄莉）(💾)甚是爱慕(🌃)，但始(shǐ )终无法(fǎ(🆒) )追到手。大(⏯)蕃薯(shǔ )又鉴於(yú )陈小姐对(😴)老夫子(zǐ(🚲) )的印象甚佳，乃(nǎ(🐵)i )鼓励他(tā(🐢) )们二人积极向意(🥢)(yì )中人(ré(⚪)n )展(zhǎn )开追求攻势，且(qiě )认为(🤸)(wéi )追(zhuī )女(🎰)子(zǐ )需讲究策略(🕹)，有(㊗)(yǒu )的放(🎼)矢(🚣)(shǐ )，乃特授以「(👡)锦(🐊)(jǐn )囊妙(🦃)计(⚓)」。秦先(xiān )生与老(🎡)(lǎo )夫子俱(📁)依「计」去做，不料同告碰(🧤)壁，盖彼此(🥚)(cǐ )之「锦囊」调(🚖)换(huàn )了也(👿)！後查出失败症结(🚢)(jié )，重整旗(🗞)鼓，秦(qín )先生与(yǔ )老夫子遂(🚦)得以跟(gē(⏩)n )各自的(de )意中人把(💷)臂同游(yó(🗄)u ). 一日，老夫子(🚞)与陈(chén )小(🗒)姐在树下喁喁(yóng )谈心，树上(😝)突然跳下(🎬)一(yī )位又(yòu )胖(pà(🌮)ng )又(❕)丑的女(🚘)子(🍙)来，一把(bǎ )将老(🌑)夫(🤸)(fū )子搂(📡)住(🌊)。原来，那是老夫子(⛵)的表妹，一(🌓)(yī )直痴缠老夫子，老夫子(zǐ(🏊) )对她非常(🙎)讨厌。现她居(jū )然(🎞)搂住老夫(🤗)子，状似亲热，陈小(🐰)姐误以(yǐ(🐅) )为老夫子另有心(xīn )上人，怒(🔡)而离去，声(🤡)称(chēng )与老夫(fū )子(🔱)的关系一(😦)刀两(liǎng )断。 老(🔲)夫子失去(🐗)陈(chén )小姐，闷闷不乐(lè )，大蕃(🤗)(fān )薯与秦(🤛)先生约他(tā )一同(🛤)(tó(🍓)ng )去(qù )钓(🔡)鱼(🥑)解闷。没想到赵(😥)(zhà(🧟)o )经理也(🐝)(yě(🎁) )到湖边垂钓，却(què(🚗) )遇一帮飞(👲)仔打劫，老夫(fū )子奋起营救(🔒)，赵(zhào )乃有(💛)惊(jīng )无险。因此，赵(📧)(zhào )在感激(🕠)(jī )之中，叫老夫子(🧖)(zǐ )重新到(🐂)公司去上班，老(lǎo )夫子喜不(🥙)自胜。而陈(🕖)小(xiǎo )姐在老夫子(😥)的「愿以(👛)一(yī )死明志」下(💅)，也(yě )恢复(📹)了跟老夫子相爱至(zhì )笃。 (🌵) 老夫子(📰)(zǐ )与陈小(xiǎo )姐结(🦑)婚(🔺)之日到(🦂)了(🕳)(le )，秦(qín )先(xiān )生当(😤)伴(🦋)郎，林小(🦐)姐(🥒)作(zuò )伴娘，大蕃薯(🥥)是证婚人(🕘)(rén )，一齐乘著一架大花车(chē(🆘) )去接新娘(🐥)，不料(liào )一帮歹(dǎ(📩)i )徒居然以(🚷)奇谋妙(miào )计劫新(🚄)(xīn )娘车，因(➕)而引起(qǐ )一波三折，险象纷(🥘)呈。最後老(🌲)夫子和大(dà )番薯(🗣)开(kāi )溜了(🍜)。
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