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G.I. JOE, America's daring, highly trained Special Mission Force, faces its greatest threat yet from the evil COBRA Organization, under the direction of Cobra Commander, DNA from the world's most ferocious animals has been combined with humans to create a virtually unstoppable army of Venom troopers. In Uruguay, they don't say cheese in front of the camera - they say whisky. Beneath the artificially photographed smiles, however, is a blueprint for the "South American Gothic," minus the farm and the forks. These Montevidean folks' stony expressions belie a life gripped frozen by accustomed routines. So it goes with an old Jewish bachelor who owns an ageing sock factory. When his estranged younger brother decides to visit for their mother's burial, he asks his employee Marta to pose as his wife. The resulting encounter creates clumsy silences that are uncomfortably comic. Grand Prize, Tokyo Film Festival and FIPRESCI prize from Cannes. 三(sān )姐(🛠)弟(dì )在一(yī )场大火中(zhōng )失去(🕺)(qù )了父母，继承(chéng )了父(fù )母留下(➗)的一大笔遗产。因为年龄尚小(🤭)，只能到了(le )法定(dìng )年龄(líng )才能(📛)动用(yòng )这笔(bǐ )钱。于是(shì )，三(sā(🐻)n )姐(🛸)弟(dì )被暂时带到远(yuǎn )房亲戚(♓)奥拉夫（金·凯瑞 Jim Carrey饰）家，由(🛷)奥(ào )拉夫来抚养。 黑暗(àn )的湖(🐪)水中(zhōng )出现(xiàn )史前(qián )巨鳄，是(shì(🔏) )鳄鱼(yú )与恐龙的结合体，这种(🥙)生物不仅有(yǒu )着鳄鱼的血盆(🖖)(pén )大口(kǒu )，更(gèng )能像霸王(wáng )龙一(👾)(yī )样用后肢(zhī )在陆(lù )地上(shà(🍉)ng )行走。科学家成立实验室对其(🚧)进行研究并计划操(cāo )控它(tā(🥢) )。不(💘)(bú )幸的是它(tā )摆脱(tuō )了控制(🚝)并(bìng )在实(shí )验室(shì )里大开杀(😥)戒。这只在湖中沉睡多年的恐(🧘)龙时代的(de )幸存(cún )者充满了贪婪(🏄)(lán )的渴(kě )望，人类(lèi )成为(wéi )它(🕓)果(guǒ )腹的美餐(cān )。一(yī )时间，附(🌏)近居民人人自危。 泰国鼓(gǔ )神在(⚫)与鼓魔惊(jīng )天动(dòng )地的(de )决斗(🥓)中，不幸(xìng )喷血身亡(wáng )，临(lín )死(🍭)前(qián )，他颤抖着把练成绝世鼓(🔵)功(🚪)的秘诀告诉他的爱徒(tú )，但(dà(⚽)n )是语(yǔ )焉不详，秘诀(jué )成了谜(💦)团(tuán )。多(duō )年后(hòu )，长大成人的(📶)(de )徒弟，在一场疯狂的乌龙谋杀风(🔧)波(bō )里，领悟了至高鼓(gǔ )功秘(🚋)(mì )技竟和青(qīng )梅竹(zhú )马的(de )师(👂)妹有关(guān )。周(zhōu )星驰加上金凯瑞(👁)式的超无厘头恶搞(gǎo )喜剧，有(💽)着泰(tài )国电(diàn )影特(tè )有的浓(🏾)艳(yàn )色彩(cǎi )与天真无(wú )邪。 男(🍙)孩(😚)(hái )阳光是一个放浪形骸的歌(👣)手，风流成性的他与女(nǚ )孩天(🎋)(tiān )使相(xiàng )处有多年(nián )，却(què )又(👍)同时与(yǔ )偶遇(yù )的女(nǚ )子小影(🥢)整日缠(chán )绵，俩人均被洪水般(🗣)的情欲所淹没(méi )。阳(yáng )光同进(😛)周旋在(zài )两个(gè )女人之中(zhōng )…(✌)… 即将(jiāng )迈入不惑(huò )之年(niá(💲)n )的莫瑞斯全心爱着妻子培拉(❔)。他有四位挚友：萨(sà )米, 西(xī(🔍) )蒙(🏄), 艾(ài )利 和艾德(dé )华。这五位皆(🌁)(jiē )以演(yǎn )员为(wéi )职但无一知(🚨)名。一天，众人得知美国大导演(🏸)格里(lǐ )辰伯(bó )格在巴黎，正(zhèng )为(🙍)即(jí )将开拍的(de )莎士(shì )比亚(yà(💘) )作品《威尼斯(sī )商人》的希缇语(👦)(德语和希伯来语混(hún )合而成)版(🥝)挑选主角(jiǎo )的扮(bàn )演者。五(wǔ(🔷) )位好(hǎo )友同去试镜，莫瑞(ruì )斯(❌)夺得了主角的出演权。于是他(😸)迫(🆚)不及待地想将(jiāng )这个(gè )天大(🚿)(dà )的好消息(xī )告知(zhī )妻子培(🕚)拉(lā ), 而她(tā )却给(gěi )他带来了(⤴)一条噩耗：她身患重病，治愈希(🆑)望渺茫(máng )。莫(mò )瑞斯的经纪人(🈂)(rén )此时(shí )也打来电(diàn )话，惊慌(🚼)(huāng )失措地通知他(tā )一位美国名(🎼)演员之前已打探过这个(gè )角(⏫)色的消息，现已(yǐ )空出(chū )档期(🚵)并且(qiě )最终(zhōng )将出演之前让(💨)(ràng )莫瑞(ruì )斯演的主角。当培拉问(🎑)莫瑞斯是否他已得到那个(gè(🏏) )角色(sè )时，莫瑞斯语(yǔ )无伦(lú(🌴)n )次地答道(dào )：“对对(duì )，当然已经(🏏)得到了。”他无法对病重的培拉(👪)说出(chū )真相(xiàng )。在四个挚友(yǒ(🌥)u )的帮(bāng )助下，莫(mò )瑞斯(sī )将开(kā(🏷)i )始策划他爱的(de )谎言：为了让(📸)培拉相信莫瑞斯在和(hé )传说(🎻)中的大导演格(gé )里辰(chén )伯格(♓)拍戏(xì )，在(zài )扮演着他生命(mìng )中(📜)最(zuì )重要的角色，他们费尽了(📔)周折…… 第二次世界大(dà )战(💹)，达豪(háo )集中营，人间(jiān )地狱。受(shò(📲)u )尽非(fēi )人虐(nuè )待的天主教神(🚩)父亨利·克莱默（乌里奇·(🌝)马特斯(sī ) Ulrich Matthes 饰）身形枯槁，与(yǔ )同(Ⓜ)囚(qiú )室的人一(yī )起秘(mì )密举(🏊)(jǔ )行着弥撒祷告(gào )。在无尽的(😀)折磨与摧残下，度日如(rú )年。一(🥏)日，克莱默(mò )母亲(qīn )去世，而(ér )纳(♊)粹(cuì )发现了他的用(yòng )处，便趁(📔)机借克莱默母亲去世之名，“仁(🎶)慈宽容”的(de )允许(xǔ )克莱(lái )默回卢(🌗)森(sēn )堡奔(bēn )丧九天。回到(dào )家(🤐)中(zhōng )，克莱默很快便发现了纳(🆕)粹的阴谋。一方面，盖(gài )世太(tài )保(🥠)中尉格布哈(hā )特（奥古斯特(🥎)(tè )·迪(dí )赫 August Diehl 饰(shì )）试图利用(🌬)克(kè )莱默神父说服当地教会(🏘)，进而使当(dāng )地武装力量放弃抵(🍅)(dǐ )抗；另一方面(miàn )，格(gé )布哈(🚡)特也给克(kè )莱默(mò )开出了非(🆙)常诱人的条件：释放克莱默及(😖)其被关押(yā )的狱(yù )友。一面是(🔉)放(fàng )弃信(xìn )仰和良心(xīn )出卖(📅)(mài )国家(jiā )民族的负罪感，一面是(🤭)在巨大诱惑前的本我驱使(shǐ(🐣) )，在(zài )如此艰难痛苦(kǔ )的抉(jué(🤨) )择面前，克莱(lái )默神(shén )父最终(🆖)会如何(hé )选择，九日将尽，他的命(✔)运到底会(huì )何去何从。