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老朱（(👿)郎(láng )雄）(🎗)被儿(é(🔣)r )子晓生（(🛹)王伯昭）从(cóng )北京(👙)接到美(🌲)国后，不(bú(🎣) )但没享清福，反因(🕡)与(💼)(yǔ )作(zuò(➡) )家儿媳马(🐦)莎（Deb Snyder）语(yǔ )言(yá(😯)n )不通、在生活习性(📔)(xìng )上(shàng )有诸多差(🦂)异，添出许(xǔ )多新(💮)愁(⛅)（老朱对马莎(shā(🚉) )的(de )世界不(🐇)好奇，马(🈹)莎(🥐)(shā )虽(suī )对老朱(zhū(🐯) )的世界好(🈸)奇(qí )，却(🙎)并不(bú )想作深入的(💇)理(lǐ )解，而(🤠)(ér )是在(㊙)好奇过后(🛃)(hòu )深深厌(🕌)(yàn )恶）。而(👯)在明(mí(❇)ng )白儿子已(💛)(yǐ )基本被马莎(shā )降(🍂)服后，倔(👓)强的老朱(🏷)一片灰心(xīn )（竟(🕣)然(💥)在儿子(💷)家里尝(chá(🔏)ng )到寄人篱下的滋(🤳)味！），愤然离家出走(🚴)。 生(shēng )活在上海弄(👸)堂里的(de )顾(gù )老伯(🍚)（(🍌)午马 饰(🎢)）自从(có(🎰)ng )儿子儿媳(🐺)去了美(🕕)国(✨)之(zhī )后(hòu )，一直一(🥦)个人过。日(🧝)(rì )常生(㊙)活(huó )单调且节俭(jiǎ(👟)n )，只有在(zà(🏂)i )干女儿(🛶)（刘嘉(jiā(📲) )玲 饰）来(❤)看他时，才(🏵)(cái )会好(👛)心(xīn )情地(🦊)多做几个(gè )菜。一天(🧗)(tiān )，儿子(🎋)的电(diàn )话(🍇)令顾老(lǎo )伯的平(📲)静(🎱)生活波(⛺)澜大(dà )起(👳)。原来因为儿子儿(💂)(ér )媳要去进修，所以(🖥)孙(sūn )子(zǐ )顾明（(㊙)黄坤玄 饰）要(yà(⚓)o )来(🎮)和他住(🍊)一段时间(🧖)(jiān )。然而，在(⚫)美国出(📃)生(💌)长(zhǎng )大的顾明根(🐄)本无法理(🎡)(lǐ )解(jiě(😌) )和适应弄堂里的生(🎛)(shēng )活(huó )，于(✖)是(shì )祖(🥪)孙俩之间(🍔)(jiān )的(de )矛盾(🈶)开(kāi )始显(🔊)现并激(🛢)化(huà )，顾老(🦌)(lǎo )伯一味的迁就(jiù(🧦) )也无法(🚪)(fǎ )改变孙(🥘)子的思(sī )想。终于(🈁)(yú(🍳) )在一次(🐽)大吵(chǎo )后(🏚)，顾明(míng )离家出走(🚴)，然而这次(cì )出走却(🌗)深深地给他上(shà(⛑)ng )了一课……而随(🚟)着(🦏)他(tā )归(📓)(guī )期的渐(🛠)渐逼近，顾(🔤)(gù )老(lǎ(💈)o )伯(🚯)和弄堂里的老邻(🎈)(lín )居(jū )们(🤳)也流露(🔐)出不舍之情(qíng )……(⛸) 一次偶然(👯)中，四(sì(🈂) )海(hǎi )为家(🦀)的流浪汉(🏭)比尔(ěr )（(🈷)詹姆斯(🗽)(sī )·贝鲁(🕯)什 James Belushi 饰(shì )）遇见了(le )孤(📭)苦伶仃(🏮)流落(luò )街(🦒)头的(de )九岁女孩苏(🌆)（(📑)Alisan Porter 饰），比尔灵机一(💨)动(dòng )收留的苏(sū(🍧) )，和她组成(chéng )了“搭档(🕔)(dàng )”，靠着在街头招(🔤)摇(yáo )撞骗勉强糊(🚙)口(🎇)。一天(tiān )，女律师格(😗)蕾（凯莉(📜)(lì )·林(🚐)奇 Kelly Lynch 饰）成了比尔(ě(🍹)r )和(hé )苏的(🤢)下一个(🧓)目标。 The film is based loosely on the life of the Irish Tenor, Josef Locke (1917-1999), played by Ned Beatty. The film's exposition begins in Liverpool's Irish community, with Micky O'Neil (Adrian Dunbar) running Hartley's Night Club. Micky is a bit of a rogue, and although he considers Nancy Doyle (Tara Fitzgerald) his girl friend, he seems conflicted in saying "I love you". Following a disastrous love scene, where Nancy briefly shows us all, Micky attempts to win Nancy by booking a series of impostors, including Franc Cinatra (Joe Cuddy) and Mr X (William Hootkins), a Josef Locke impersonator -- who travels under the 'X' since the real Josef Locke is wanted in England for tax evasion. When Micky finds that Nancy's Mum Cathleen (Shirley Ann Field) was Josef Locke's special girl in the 1950's -- he tries to hook them up. Another disastrous love scene (no nudity), and Micky loses his job -- vowing to find the real Joe and bring him back to England from his exile in Ireland to perform for Cathleen and thereby to win back Nancy. The rest of the film covers Micky's search in the beautiful emerald isle, with a triumphant final performance of the real Joe at the about-to-be-torn-down Hartley's. The tunes are classic Locke, although sung by Vernon Midgley. (There is a CD of the same name with original Josef Locke's voice with recordings of 25 of Locke standards). The closing minutes of the film have the bulldog policeman Jim Abbott (David McCallum) closing in on Joe -- "Is it or isn't it?" the motto of Mr. X. belies the ending where the final scam plays out. Prominent lawyer Charlie Deegan has almost everything he has ever wanted. He has an important, prosperous law practice, a beautiful secretary as his lover, and the chance to be appointed to the high court. The only thing wrong with this is that his shrewish wife Olivia, whose father made all the wealth and all the power, is living and berating him at every opportunity and that greatly upsets Charlie. So when his lover, Laura, jokingly suggests that they get rid of Olivia, Charlie thinks, being a successful lawyer, that he can actually create a fool-proof plan. In this plan, he must incorporate a socialite named Victoria whom he detests, but she can help him get into the court and be part of the plan for Olivia. But dreams of judgeship, money and Laura makes him proceed. However, things never turn out as planned and he may not be as smart as he considers himself. 화가인 찬영은(♿) 3년 전 자신(🍎)의 눈앞(🍴)에서 윤간(🚓)당하고 사라진 한 여(👄)인을 못(🗨)잊어, 그녀(🕹)의 초상화를 그리며(🖱) 가슴에(✅) 쌓인 그리(💠)움을 삭인다. 그러(😄)던(👴) 어느날, 찬영의 농(🖨)장에 경미가 간병(📩)부로 오면서 3년 전에(🈁) 있었던 사건의 실(🏐)마리가 풀리기 시(☝)작(🌔)한다. 경미는 찬영(🔂)의 첫사랑(🍫)인 정미(🧖)의 동생으로 찬영의(🎑) 부인 숙영(🔔)이 재산(🍆)을 차지하려고 꾸민(😽) 짓이었음(🌰)을 밝혀(🙍)낸다. 모든(📣) 사실을 안 찬영은 누(📪)나가 인(🎧)신매매범(🧛)들에게 납치당한 후(🗂) 진수의(🎐) 도움으로(🚜) 강간범들을 응징(⌚)하고, 숙영이 보낸 용(🐬)훈이 등장함으로(🥐)써 모든 비밀이 탄로(🛬)난다. 찬영은 악을(♊) 응징하고 그동안(⛎) 그(⚡)려온 정미의 초상(🎡)화와 함께(🦏) 불꽃속(🌔)에 몸을 던진다. 深圳(🤕)(zhèn )犯(fàn )罪(📇)四溢，长(🎚)途车上(shàng )公(gōng )然抢(🍠)劫！走私枪(🍄)支，绑架(🎊)也不在少(🏿)数。香(xiāng )港(gǎng )督察刘(🌫)剑辉到(💖)深圳(zhèn )公(🆓)(gōng )干，公(gōng )车上就帮(🐇)助(zhù )一(😦)(yī )歌女免(🈲)(miǎn )遭抢劫的厄运(😝)(yùn )，后又(yòu )与警方合(🚾)作要(yào )破获犯(fà(🦍)n )罪组织。高干(gàn )子女(🍲)林副(fù )司令的女(📑)儿(ér )一心想去(qù(🚯) )外(📚)国定居，为此不惜(🔅)(xī )出卖自(😥)己的身(🖱)体只为(wéi )一本外国(🌒)护照，刘剑(🤺)(jiàn )辉(huī(🥜) )此次的目标(biāo )就是(🌯)她(tā )……(🐜)... 同治皇(🥕)帝病重，李(🚶)(lǐ )莲英（姜文 饰）(💫)力荐(jià(🚤)n )慈禧（刘(📢)晓庆 饰）二(èr )次(cì(🔄) )垂帘听(🆙)政，不久同(🥌)(tóng )治(zhì )身亡，慈禧(🍹)立载湉(tián )为(wéi )帝，继(🐮)(jì )续把持朝政。1882年(🐎)，李(lǐ )莲英陪同醇亲(🎑)(qīn )王巡视(shì )北洋(✋)水师，返(fǎn )京后却(🎌)遭(🚧)(zāo )都察院纠弹(dà(👑)n )，被革职(zhí(😏) )处理，在(❇)慈禧的主张(zhāng )下，李(🛒)莲英官复(🏕)后宫(gō(👲)ng )大总管原职。李莲英(😧)(yīng )为(wéi )使(🌼)侄女有(🍪)个(gè )好归(💪)宿(xiǔ )，将其带入宫中(🍾)， 岂(qǐ )料(🏥)(liào )只落得(⬇)奴婢下场，他(tā )心中(🚱)充满愧(👯)疚。光绪(xù(🎐) )日(rì )渐成长，不甘(🙊)受慈(cí )禧(xǐ )摆布，试(🎊)图从慈禧(xǐ )手(shǒ(📜)u )中夺权(quán )却被强力(🕞)镇压(yā )，李莲(lián )英(👝)畏惧慈禧淫(yín )威(🐨)，奉(🌔)(fèng )命将珍妃处死(👞)(sǐ )。不久八(😅)(bā )国联(🤢)军入侵(qīn )，清军连(liá(💈)n )战连败，李(🥈)莲英随(🏰)慈(cí )禧微服出逃，途(💒)中在(zài )农(🚃)户家中(🐅)落脚，农妇(📳)(fù )的(de )一席话，令(lìng )李(⏪)莲英(yī(🥀)ng )与(yǔ )慈禧(👱)若有所悟…… 简(jiǎ(🥔)n )介：由(🍒)一般市民(🎦)选出(chū )来的１２(🔐)个陪审员，互(hù )相也(🤮)不认识，开始(shǐ )审(💀)(shěn )案子，有罪无罪要(🍈)(yào )全(quán )体一致(zhì(🌍) )通过才行，多(duō )数(⏹)时(👈)候(hòu )会一致说无(🏤)罪(zuì )。不过(🥇)(guò )由其(👦)中一个人(rén )对无罪(🍄)的(de )根据的(😛)质问引(🔀)起了混(hún )乱，有罪的(🌥)可能性也(🈶)(yě )是存(⬆)在的，于是(🔷)一轮(lún )一轮的讨论(💧)起来，并(😧)(bìng )没(méi )有(🥗)习惯此种议论的(de )“温(✊)柔的”这(🥌)群人，会(huì(🍃) )怎么进行困难的(🍵)人对(duì )人的裁判呢(♐)？最终这(zhè )１２(🚃)人能不能得到一(yī(🎲) )致(zhì )的结论(lùn )呢(📊)？ 他是宇宙(zhòu )间(⏳)公(📭)认(rèn )的最勇悍的(💛)警(jǐng )察，他(😨)(tā )是宇(🖌)宙匪徒皆(jiē )闻名丧(🏬)(sàng )胆的罪(🏗)恶煞星(🎃)(xīng )，他拥有(yǒu )宇宙最(👓)强力的武(🕝)器，但他(👊)只有13寸，他(🍧)的名(míng )字叫标。标被(🍢)银河警(📸)(jǐng )队派往(💸)地球平乱，标(biāo )降(jià(❎)ng )落的地(😚)面即遇上(💔)两(liǎng )族(zú )人大火(❕)拼，标在激烈(liè )战斗(👌)中救走处于下风(⛑)(fēng )的美女狄美。大毒(🚀)枭(xiāo )巴(bā )斯顿得(🔴)悉，不相信(xìn )其(qí(🚤) )手(⬜)下竟(jìng )败在只有(✏)13寸高(gāo )的(👐)人手(shǒ(🚵)u )上，决意亲自(zì )出马(🤲)领(lǐng )教世(👁)上最强(📊)的(de )矮仔煞星。