1871年(💟)春天，日本(bě(🤴)n )大(dà(🈯) )使在两名武士的(👀)保护(hù )下(xià )，乘火(🕌)车穿越美国(guó )大(🍡)(dà )陆(lù )，前往首都华盛(shèng )顿，转交日本天皇赠给美(mě(🌃)i )国总统的一把价(🔊)值连(🐿)(lián )城的军刀(🐗)。列车(💽)遭到(dào )了(le )悍(🍓)匪林(⌛)克及其副手(😖)高(gā(⚡)o )什(shí )等人的(🚃)抢劫(🔓)，军刀(dāo )也(yě(💴) )被(bè(✈)i )抢去。高什为了(le )独(🛳)(dú )吞(🈂)(tūn )财宝，设计(👳)杀害(🧛)林克(kè )。土匪(🤰)离去(🐝)后，日本(běn )大(💦)使救(👷)活了重伤的(🚧)林(lí(📯)n )克(kè ) 并命令武士(🎶)黑度十(shí )平(píng )和(🐢)林克在七天内找(🧢)回(huí )军(jun1 )刀。在林克和黑度(dù )共(gòng )同(tóng )战斗的七天中，他们(men )惊讶地 发现(🕋)，东方的(de )武士道精(😝)神和(🤭)美国西(xī )部(🐉)的牛(🤾)仔文化竟然(💴)如(rú(🌺) )此(cǐ )殊途同(🕸)归…(🎀)…。
A man plans to kill his wealthy wife for her money and so he can be with his beautiful young mistress. However, things don't turn out exactly as he had planned.
海云(yún )与(🐲)(yǔ )天(🥘)准备结婚，并份(fè(🌀)n )往(wǎ(📛)ng )婚(hūn )纱店选(🏘)购嫁(😼)衣。云(yún )喜(xǐ(📿) )欢一(👈)套名贵嫁衣(👈)，虽(suī(🔜) )然价钱昴贵(👿)，但云(💤)决(jué )心买下。为买(📎)这件名(míng )贵(guì )嫁(🧀)衣，云转行当经(jī(🖖)ng )纪(jì )，因应酬要经常出入(rù )夜(yè )总会，天渐感不满(mǎn )。一(yī )日，天奉命陪(♐)伴(bàn )老板(bǎn )三姨(💄)太出(🕒)外购物，给(gě(💎)i )海云(🍔)撞见，误会天(⌛)有(yǒ(😲)u )外遇，两人猜(😜)疑日(🐗)深(shēn )。另外，云(🌎)海求(😮)财心切(qiē )，误堕色(🔛)情派(🏰)对，给(gěi )人(ré(🔘)n )拍(pā(🌔)i )下照片，天看(😙)过(guò(📰) )相(xiàng )片(piàn )后(🌥)大动(🎷)肝火，大兴问(🚔)(wèn )罪(🔰)之师，两人关系面(🏫)(miàn )临决裂……
御(🥥)史方国(guó )成(chéng )身(🏈)怀重要文件，遭(zāo )魏(wèi )忠贤追杀。方与妻儿(ér )由(yóu )洞庭剑客与子剑钊(💝)(zhāo )护(hù )送(sòng )。龙门(🏘)帮帮(🚑)主杜(dù )朴奉(🍾)(fèng )魏(⬆)命追至，方将(🐄)文件(✌)(jiàn )藏于子汉(🔭)儿吊(📝)坠内。方氏夫(⛹)妇与(🏺)洞庭剑客(kè )为(wé(😠)i )杜朴(🆖)所杀，女碧儿(🎌)惨(cǎ(🎗)n )遭(zāo )削去左(🐲)掌，伤(⛺)重垂(chuí )危(wē(🌽)i )，得慕(🗳)容良所救。幼(🐉)(yòu )子(🍅)(zǐ )汉儿堕崖受伤(⛰)失忆，为龙门寨二(😢)寨主夫人(rén )所救(⏯)，带返龙门寨。杜(dù )朴不知汉儿身份，将(jiāng )其认作义子，传授武(wǔ )艺(yì )。剑(🛁)钊与碧儿得悉(xī(🦌) )汉(hà(🤡)n )儿(ér )在龙门(✅)寨，联(👀)同(tóng )慕容(ró(👟)ng )良等(📁)群雄夜袭，欲(🔢)将(jiā(🌊)ng )龙门寨群奸(💐)诛灭(🕧)，并(bìng )将汉儿救出(🕤)，但为(🏗)寨(zhài )前(qián )千(😴)斤铁(🅰)门所阻，无功(🤡)(gōng )而(⚡)(ér )还。慕容良(🛏)带同(🕍)碧(bì )儿(ér )等(🥑)(děng )人(⏰)往访觉虚师太(tà(💏)i )，求(qiú )授碧儿铁掌(🌊)神技。师(shī )太深明(🕚)大义，倾囊相(xiàng )授(🏦)。碧儿技成，破铁(tiě )门(mén )率群雄闯寨。杜朴(pǔ )得(dé )知汉(🕵)儿身份，欲以汉(hà(🤪)n )儿(é(😕)r )要胁群雄，幸(👨)得二(🤼)(èr )夫(fū )人(ré(🐓)n )舍命(🚉)相救。汉儿(é(🕣)r )恢复(🔜)(fù )记忆，与碧(🗻)儿联(🚉)手诛(zhū )杀杜朴，替(🍊)父母(🕟)报仇(chóu )。
Based on the play by 'Joe Orton' this film follows the adventures of two pals who have pulled off a bank robbery and have to hide the loot. Fortunately (?) one of them works in a funeral parlour and they have a coffin to spare. Then there's the gold-digger nurse and the gonad-grabber detective and a host of other wonderful characters.
Based on the story of Franca Villa and Filippo Melodia. In Sicily, as a Mafia boss leaves for prison, he advises Vito, a young man who's his potential successor, to marry a virtuous and poor woman. Vito's eye settles on Francesca, only 15, but lovely and self-possessed. Among her virtues are high self worth and forthright speech, so although she falls in love with Vito, she won't bow down to him. Believing he's losing face, he has his boys kidnap her and he rapes her. Then, he tells her he'll still marry her. Instead, she files charges. Her parents, brother, and neighbors refuse to support her. Will she break? Will Vito continue his assaults?
中州(👤)剑派(⚫)掌门江子(zǐ(✉) )超(chā(🏗)o )与女青儿（(⏸)施思(🏥)），一(yī )次路(🚫)见不(⏭)平，拔剑(jiàn )救(jiù )妇(🛵)(fù )，与「血符门」(🗨)结(jié )怨(yuàn )；江氏(📪)大徒弟韩(hán )更是(🐔)(shì )全家均被「血符门」凶徒所杀，结下深仇(chóu )。后江(🤩)氏父女不敌「血(📈)(xuè )符(🕖)门」凶徒，先(🎃)后陨(🚟)(yǔn )命(mìng )，江氏(😰)门下(🐑)七师妹(mèi )郁(🧞)(yù )芳(🚿)(fāng )芳（凌波(🔉)），誓(📭)(shì )与韩(hán )合力消(💈)灭「(🎰)血符门」…(⬛)…
張(🎃)愛珠（李菁(🔄)）深(🖥)得父母疼愛(➿)，卻無(🏈)(wú )意(yì )間知(🚆)自已(🛥)本是孤兒，震驚間(🌀)往找生母。愛(ài )珠(🍈)(zhū )生母茱莉（高(🌈)寶樹(shù )）是(shì )個(🛠)吧女，與流氓(máng )劉老(lǎo )四（楊志卿）同居，生活艱難(🎾)。老四發覺(jiào )茱莉(👨)有個(👾)漂亮女兒，心(😲)(xīn )起(🎺)歪念，獸性大(🎪)發，竟(📱)(jìng )欲非禮愛(🔏)珠，茱(🍝)莉(lì )救(jiù )了(🎯)(le )女兒(📓)，卻被老四(sì )誤殺(🎯)(shā )。愛(🚗)珠逃回養父(🏔)母家(🏛)(jiā )，始知養父(🆑)母對(🕓)她的(de )愛，並不(👠)弱於(💤)親生的(de )女(nǚ(⏯) )兒。