怪谈电影

在备(🍐)受瞩目(mù )的电影《雷神之(zhī(💺) )锤》（Thor）公(🙊)映的当天(tiān )，Syfy斗(dò(🤗)u )胆退出同(🔣)题材(🌅)的(de )电视(shì )电(🈳)影《无敌索(🕛)尔(ě(🌈)r )》（Almighty Thor）。在(zà(💟)i )该片中，瓦尔哈拉(😢)殿(diàn )堂（(🎎)北欧(👸)神话主神兼(👔)(jiān )死亡之(🥓)神奥(🤱)丁接(jiē )待英(yīng )灵的殿堂）(🌧)突然(rán )裂(🤤)开(kāi )一道地缝，破(🙇)坏(huài )与灾(🏁)(zāi )难(🏎)之神洛基从地(dì )狱中逃出(🧖)并(bìng )偷走(🚤)了无(wú )敌神锤。洛(🙅)(luò )基打算(👔)用(yò(🚻)ng )神锤毁灭美(měi )国洛杉矶，雷(🎡)神索尔(ě(🧛)r )是唯一能阻止他(🈵)(tā )的人(ré(🤯)n ) 在备(⤴)受瞩目的电(🔵)(diàn )影《雷神(🎩)之锤(🕍)》（Thor）公映(🚽)(yìng )的当天(tiān )，Syfy斗胆(😋)退(tuì )出同(🥖)题材(😍)的(de )电视电影(🐓)(yǐng )《无敌索(🚿)尔(ě(📝)r )》（Almighty Thor）。在该片中，瓦尔哈拉殿(👜)堂（北欧(〽)(ōu )神话主神兼死(😔)亡(wáng )之神(🙇)(shén )奥(🚥)丁接待英灵的(de )殿堂(táng )）突(🤨)然裂开一(🚺)道(dào )地缝，破坏(huà(🕕)i )与灾难之(🦒)(zhī )神(❕)洛基从地(dì )狱中逃出(💉)并偷(🖱)走了无(wú(🌻) )敌神锤。洛基打(dǎ(🦂) )算用(yòng )神(🌴)锤毁(🔀)灭美国洛(luò(📿) )杉矶(jī )，雷(♉)神索(🏋)尔是唯(wéi )一能(néng )阻止他的(👥)人 Roy is killed by a couple of jewel thieves and then brought back to life and possessed by deceased serial killer “Blade”. He returns home and his mother is not very happy to see him as she wants to collect his life insurance policy. Soon, things get out of hand as mom is trying to make sure nobody knows that Roy has “come back” and Blade is trying to let everybody know that he has “come back”. 意(yì )大(🐿)利面条(tiáo )之家 Dó(🐶)ris is a widow and keeps a small restaurant in Belo Horizonte, Brazil. Two of her customers, the old friends Freitas and Otávio, fall in love with her, and start competing for her affection. 精(jīng )神(✳)错乱(👃)、吸毒成瘾、有厌女症的(🚈)疯子哈里(🚩)(lǐ )·鲁索痛苦地(🍤)回(huí )忆起(🎉)(qǐ )他(🛳)小时候父母虐(nuè )待他(tā )的(💔)经历。在他(👂)的(de )腹语(yǔ )表演者(🈲)假朋友拉(😼)(lā )布(🔌)尼克的陪(péi )同下，鲁(lǔ(🌻) )索在(🌑)拉斯维(wé(🤓)i )加斯开始了一场(🎩)残酷(kù )的(🥤)精神(😢)病狂欢，在那(😦)(nà )场狂欢(🍄)中他(🐪)强奸(jiān )和谋(móu )杀了老太太(😺)、女(nǚ )同(📹)性(xìng )恋搭车者和(🌭)肮脏(zāng )的(🍹)两个(🤧)小妓(jì )女。与此(cǐ )同时，两个(⏱)(gè )卑鄙的(📓)警(jǐng )察试图抓获(👵)(huò )鲁索。 The Grim Reaper himself, a conniving megalomaniac who bears more than a slight resemblance to a raging erection, owns a booking business where the deceased can bet their luck on who’(🐕)s kicking the can next on Earth. To cover his tail from a huge debt, Death resurrects three disgruntled zombies. Two nit-wit teens become caught up in his mayhem and become pawns in this chop 'em up thriller.