Spike Milligan and his friends decide to go to occupied France to silence a large German gun that is firing across the channel. They bumble though encounters with Germans and the French resistance fighters, travelling around by train and bicycle.
故(gù )事发生在(🧘)一所专(⛓)门(mén )培养歌舞人(🐛)才(🔤)的(de )学府里，林凤和(🚙)张(zhāng )英(🚁)才是这所学校(xiào )的(🤮)高材生(🛄)，本来他(tā )们是一(🙆)对(🎐)情侣，可是由(yóu )于(🌡)各自都(🍱)有(yǒu )自命不凡的(🕉)性(🏠)格(gé )，在一(yī )次歌(🧚)舞剧排(📳)(pái )练中，为了一点(diǎ(🙋)n )小误会(🤸)(huì )，互相用歌(gē )舞(🏏)剧(🖐)里(lǐ )的歌词来(lá(🤗)i )讥讽对(🐣)(duì )方，一对情(qíng )侣变(🚞)成(chéng )了(🎤)冤家，后来，他们虽(🛋)也经(jīng )常一起(qǐ )排(🥢)练，但却(💛)貌似(sì )神离，校长(🚥)看(🕰)在眼(yǎn )里，急在心(⚫)上，因为(🕝)演出临近，这(zhè )样下(📒)去会影(⤵)响歌(gē )舞演出，他(👘)想(🍽)替林(lín )凤和张英(🚷)才做个(🌫)(gè )和事佬(lǎo )，解开(🌩)心(🏪)结(jié )，但是双方都(🤙)年(nián )少(💤)气盛(shèng )，不愿意向(xià(📏)ng )对方示(🔧)(shì )弱，于是(shì )校长(🚙)想(🦆)(xiǎng )出一条妙计(jì(🔓) )……
When a very old African woman offers an ambitious endocrinologist the secret of eternal youth, he decides to take his estranged and no-longer-young-and-beautiful wife along with him on the safari. But then she finds out the true reason for their sudden reconciliation is so that she can serve as his guinea pig. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, especially one with a stolen pineal gland tapper. But once you try Nipe, there's no going back.
清(🗣)(qīng )康熙末年(nián )，雍亲(🦗)(qīn )王与(🔛)江南八(bā )侠甘凤(🏠)(fèng )池等密会(huì )，以汉(🏩)(hàn )满平(🖥)等为条(tiáo )件，换(huà(⛎)n )取(🛋)八侠相助谋夺(duó(🔙) )帝位。其(🕯)间，雍邂(xiè )逅由母猿(🌇)抚育的(🍝)(de )少女孟丽丝，见其(🐮)(qí(🍉) )美丽聪明，即送(sò(💲)ng )往天山(🔸)学武。数年(nián )后，雍(📚)继(🚎)承帝位(wèi )，丝学(xué(🔈) )成下山(🤹)，入(rù )宫面圣，获封为(🐗)(wéi )妃。雍(🌔)(yōng )登位后扶满(mǎ(🐛)n )抑(🍏)汉，八侠入宫(gōng )诘(🌟)责，雍乘(✨)机设宴(yàn )毒害众(zhò(🔡)ng )人，五侠(🐝)(xiá )惨死，池等三人(🌂)得(dé )丝几番(fān )相救(🧐)，方(fāng )幸(🎴)免于(yú )难。丝见雍(💍)(yō(💪)ng )为君不(bú )道且另(🐡)结新欢(💴)，决离宫重返天山。雍(🚫)以血书(🌕)诉衷情(qíng )，丝深受(🍾)感(🔂)动回宫(gōng )一聚，翌(🛂)晨怅然(⭕)(rán )而别。
讲述在1880年(😙)期(🙁)(qī )间，希利剧团正(zhèng )進行(🍣)巡(xún )迴表演，而(ér )除(👾)了表演(🤓)外他们(men )大部份(fè(🔞)n )时(😱)间都在逃(táo )避债(🌝)主(zhǔ )及(🌸)警方的(de )追捕，还有一(🌉)班与(yǔ(⬅) )他们对(duì )抗的民(🙀)众(zhòng )……
A bachelor philosophy professor, while traveling on the train, is forced to take a bag full of robbed money by the robber, who is also pursued by a rival criminal gang. After the robber is being assassinated, the professor is thought to be a mob by all concerned.
The seven stages of woman – seven stories about French women and love in the sixties. Childhood: A seven-year-old girl wants to know the secrets of birth. Her parents do not know how to explain such a delicate matter... Adolescence: A sixteen-year-old girl is flirting with several admirers. Her parents must help her to find the right way... Virginity: A young man wants to spend his first night with his fiancée. As she hesitates, he decides to wait just a little longer... Marriage: A recently married a couple soon find their honeymoon almost spoiled by jealousy... Adultery: A frustrated married woman takes a lover but the reaction of her husband is not be what she had expected... Divorce: A bored couple decide to divorce, but family friends and lawyers will almost spoil the love they still have for each other... The single woman: A gentle crook takes advantage of women and always get away with a minor sentence. His last victim will prove to be smarter than him...
小职(🗯)员吴(wú(😅) )一成生(shēng )活拮据(📴), 常(🏗)(cháng )遭白眼(yǎn ). 一日(🛒), 成偶然(😋)(rán )拾得一(yī )幅睡美(📓)人图, 画(🐯)中(zhōng )美人咪咪跃(🔚)然(🤲)而出(chū ), 施法术助(🎌)成料事(🥏)(shì )如神, 财源滚至(🈸). 往(🐠)日(rì )觑成的公司经理(lǐ(⛴) )和姑丈罗士元一家(💮)(jiā ), 忙对(🆕)成巴结奉迎(yíng ). 成(🕺)、(✖)咪(mī )恩爱之情, 更(🦋)(gèng )羡煞(🔔)旁人. 惟好景(jǐng )不常(📠), 成(chéng )不(💬)慎失画, 咪(mī )法力(🌛)尽(⏪)失. 成恐再(zài )陷逆(🔺)境(jìng ), 变(🏭)心追求富(fù )小姐(🐸)孔(🤺)(kǒng )曼若. 咪终(zhōng )寻(🗯)回失(shī(👁) )画, 即施法令(lìng )成当(💈)众(zhòng )出(🆓)丑. 成惊(jīng )醒, 始知(🕗)(zhī(🚧) )是南柯一梦(mèng ).
光(😤)源氏(shì(🏚) )はモテモテと、(⌛)平(🦋)安時代から決まってい(🏴)ます。