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Anna is stuck: she's approaching 30, living like a hermit in her mum's garden shed and wondering why the suffragettes ever bothered. She spends her days making videos using her thumbs as actors - thumbs that bicker about things like whether Yogi Bear is a moral or existential nihilist. But Anna doesn't show these videos to anyone and no one knows what they are for. A week before her birthday her Mum serves her an ultimatum - she needs to move out of the shed, get a haircut that doesn't put her gender in question and stop dressing like a homeless teenager. Naturally, Anna tells her Mum to "back the f-off". However, when her school friend comes to visit, Anna's self-imposed isolation becomes impossible to maintain. Soon she is entangled with a troubled eight year old boy obsessed with Westerns, and the local estate agent whose awkward interpersonal skills continually undermine his attempts to seduce her. 本片讲述了(le )由乔(🍣)涵扮演的一(yī(🥄) )个偷猎分子和由(yóu )李(🤶)嘉(🕯)桐扮演的要(🕥)保护(hù )山(🎎)林的正义少(🏐)年(🐀)(nián )他们之间的(⛓)故事(shì )。在本片中，乔(qiá(😵)o )涵大展逗逼本(🤢)色(sè )，把一(🥏)个为了争(zhē(🌶)ng )夺(🤶)儿子抚养权(🍇)无(💛)(wú )奈去(🚃)偷猎的父亲(qī(📙)n )的形象诠释的(🐨)淋漓尽致。虽然这个父(⛽)(fù(🛑) )亲看起来有(🙋)点不(bú )着(💋)调，但是他心(🎌)(xī(⛷)n )地是善良的，最(🚀)(zuì )后在少年的感召(zhà(🐈)o )下，两人一起破(👇)(pò )坏了偷猎集团的(de )偷(🕸)猎(🈂)行为，帮助(zhù(📐) )警(🐯)察把坏(🗻)人绳之以法(🔕)(fǎ(📄) )。 1934年10月，红军第(dì(🌹) )五次反“围剿”失败后，准(🥟)备撤(chè )离中华(🗨)苏维埃共(🔺)(gòng )和国的首(🎻)都(🐅)瑞金(jīn )，中央(〰)红(🌄)军某团(tuán )曾团长和彭(🍪)政委(wěi )接到转(🐽)移的命令时，不忍把伤(🍝)病(🗄)员留(liú )给敌(💫)人。彭政委(🍬)(wěi )的爱人洪(📯)大(🏹)夫受(shòu )命留下(😹)来照顾伤(shāng )员。湘江战(🛠)役后(hòu )，红军夜(👋)入遵义(yì )城，获得了休(🔪)整(🦊)(zhěng )机会。深夜(🐣)，遵(👻)(zūn )义会(🤘)议的公告传来(🐩)，毛委员加入了(❌)领(lǐng )导中心，中国革(gé(🔳) )命迎来了历史(😤)的(de )转折点(🧞)。在敌军(jun1 )围追(🏽)堵(🐓)截中，红(hóng )军一(🐸)天一夜奔袭(xí )两百四(📵)十里，一(yī )鼓作(🥪)气夺下泸定桥。红军主(🕝)力(👭)胜利突(tū )围(⤴)。战士平伢(🅾)子(zǐ )在试吃(💯)野(🍝)菜时不(bú )幸牺(⤴)牲。中央红(hóng )军、红二(🕑)方面军(jun1 )、红四(✏)方面军和(hé )陕北红军(🚯)终(🕥)于在(zài )陕甘(🐫)边(🚢)界的会(🎫)宁(níng )胜利会师(🗨)，彭政委却(què )得(🎓)知洪大夫被捕(bǔ )牺牲(👵)的消息。洪(hóng )大(💆)夫最后的(🃏)信，激励了战(😠)士(🚉)们，全剧在大合(🚯)唱《长征万岁》中结(jié )束(🙃)。 Adnan, a travel agent in a small Lebanese village, has always dreamed of traveling the world, but never had the chance to leave his country. Married with a child, he lives with this fantasy until the day his boss sends him to Paris for business. And so Adnan's dream begins. While there he meets Layla, his young and attractive second cousin who lives alone with her mother, Insaf. Troubled by his infatuation to Layla and by the hustle and bustle of the City of Lights, Adnan begins to question everything in his life, to the point of forgetting his values, identity and family. Lost in his dream, will Adnan wake up in time, or will he risk losing it all? 大雨磅礴的(de )夜(🍫)晚，一名裸体男性(xìng )被(🕙)残(♉)忍割掉下体(🤳)(tǐ )，失血过(♒)多死在(zài )家(🖐)中(🆘)，消息一出(chū )，震(📬)惊全市。诡(guǐ )案组紧急(🍌)受命展(zhǎn )开侦(🌀)查。警官慕(mù )申羽在侦(🈲)破(🖕)过程(chéng )中意(🐢)外(👶)发现死(🈁)者竟然是在与(🚀)墙上的“鬼影”接(🧘)触后，自宫而亡。对于(yú(⛄) )慕申羽提出的(🙎)“影子杀人(🏍)”的想(xiǎng )法，新(⛳)来(🔑)的女警(jǐng )李蓁(😟)蓁觉得十分(fèn )荒唐。然(🍰)而就在(zài )此时(🎻)，本市又接二连(lián )三的(🦍)发(🛥)生了多起(qǐ(📀) )“影子杀人(🏉)”的(de )诡异事件(🦕)。经(🍧)过(guò )调查，慕申(📍)羽发(fā )现这些看似彼(⛑)此(cǐ )之间毫无(🌐)关联的(de )死者竟然都是(❗)十(🚕)(shí )三年前导(🖥)致(🏎)少女纤(⛴)凌被侮辱后跳(👇)楼自(zì )杀的帮(⛄)凶。当年(nián )的案件迫于(🤵)压力(lì )没能使(🥃)纤凌沉冤(🚍)(yuān )得雪。难道(🗂)，真(⬅)(zhēn )的是少女纤(🔡)凌冤(yuān )魂索命？还是(🤞)她(tā )根本就没(🙅)有死？或亦是另有其(🙉)人(🐖)从中(zhōng )作梗(🍯)？诡案组(🤼)面(miàn )临着前(🎋)所(🐘)未有的(de )挑战，且(🧐)看慕申(shēn )羽带领诡案(🚆)组如(rú )何直击(🕙)“影子杀(shā )手”，揭开诡异(🌔)(yì(🛩) )案件背后的(✔)层(👁)层(céng )面(🌂)纱。 明城发生了(🆔)七起女性失踪(✂)案，刑警李志明在追(zhuī(😺) )踪疑犯的路上(🤘)出(chū )了车(🐪)祸，妻子蓝(lá(🏿)n )衫(🐉)当天也不知所(🈁)(suǒ )踪。