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'Play like the music doesn't matter.' The unbelievable true story of the band that gained massive east coast popularity in the late 1980s despite having a complete lack of musical talent and ambition. A powerful PR machine built their fame, and soon their primary objective was to invent new and creative ways to get kicked off stage without actually playing. Narrated by 'Alice Cooper' , Skum ROCKS!, is a genre-bending film described by some as a true-life 'This is Spinal Tap', and by others as an independent 'Rock of Ages'. 'Skum Rocks!' chronicles the rise, fall, and return of this infamous band, giving new life to the tale of 'The Emperor's New Clothes'. 博格(🛷)(gé )门(😗)斯，是神(🔎)学院里(🥥)(lǐ )聪(🦎)明的(de )学(💢)生，他与女性(🚼)发生肉(😝)体关系被山姆逮住(🙍)，他指责山(shān )姆还他(🌊)(tā )被驱逐(zhú )出神学(💇)院，而他会(huì )找时机(jī )来报仇(chóu )。 当一(yī )群好友(🎰)(yǒu )坐在一(yī )起,话题(😆)(tí )离不开女人(rén ).他(📛)们一(yī )起分享着自(🐩)己曾经(❔)离奇的艳遇(😠)故事.有(🔆)美丽(🔪)动人的(🛴)陪酒(jiǔ(🍋) )小姐(🐹)...有(yǒu )心(😏)机沉(ché(💊)n )重的(👲)跳舞女(🐹)(nǚ )郎...有(🌻)因(yī(🕐)n )为一时(👫)(shí )好奇(👧)而(é(🔟)r )引发的(✏)(de )人鬼之(zhī )恋(💅)...也有(yǒ(🦑)u )那奇异的外(wài )星爱(🥩)情(qíng ).故事情节非常(🏝)有趣,而且特别搞笑(📝),大家可千万不要错过(guò ) 故事发(fā )生在1941年(nián )的(🙏)中国，举(jǔ )国上下(xià(⏳) )都顽强(qiáng )的抵抗(kà(✌)ng )着日寇(kòu )的侵略(luè(👆) )，在平(pí(🏄)ng )山团的(de )英勇(🌡)战斗中(👐)(zhōng )，日(⏺)方节节(✖)败退。于(📑)是，狡(📶)猾的日(🚖)寇将进(📤)攻的(🤾)目标对(🥅)(duì )准了(💥)平(pí(🛍)ng )山团战(🥄)(zhàn )士们(🏬)的(de )家(🌜)乡——(🦇)南(nán )滚龙村(😎)(cūn )。王二(😆)(èr )小是生(shēng )活在那(🔓)(nà )里的一(yī )个平凡(🏥)(fán )的小男孩，却有着(💻)(zhe )满墙的热血和国人的胆识。敌人的到来让他失去了赖(lài )以生存(cú(🚌)n )的家园(yuán )，他发誓一(🎪)(yī )定要为(wéi )死去的(❔)(de )亲人们(men )报仇。 2004年7月一(🐀)(yī )个暑(🛷)气(qì )未消的(🛴)(de )日子，一(🌦)个(gè(🕙) )九十年(🐾)代的录(👘)像厅(💰)面临拆(😼)迁，几个(🛣)发小(👀)——阿(🙆)盛、军(🏇)(jun1 )爷、(🥓)七(qī )筒(❔)、老(lǎo )三约(🎣)定(dìng )在(🤾)此看最后(hò(🍡)u )一次电(🔆)(diàn )影，那(nà )些曾经(jī(🤲)ng )作着古(gǔ )惑仔梦(mè(🏩)ng )科学家(jiā )梦大款梦军(jun1 )人梦的(de )少年都来了，唯独他们的同学——故(🛠)事的女主人公夏(xià(🚵) )天天还(hái )在路上(shà(🉑)ng )。在等待夏(xià )天天的(🧜)(de )过程中(🐯)(zhōng )，男孩(hái )阿(👴)盛说(shuō(🙊) )起了(🔸)自(zì )己(⏺)和夏(xià(💈) )天 天(👌)相(xiàng )识(🚦)的故事(🧑)，故事(✨)从阿盛(🐹)的旁白(🔥)中，回(🚻)到十年(😛)前。童年、红(❕)领巾、(🦀)军训、广播(⏩)台(tái )、(🏉)查寝(qǐn )、打牌、考(🤜)(kǎo )试、作(zuò )弊、跑(🧤)(pǎo )操、补(bǔ )课、眼(yǎn )操、瞌(kē )睡、高(gāo )考、学霸、泡妞、自由(🍨)主义、二逼青年…(🎏)…真实亲切的高中(💿)生活，笑中(zhōng )带泪的(🐁)(de )集体回(🔦)(huí )忆，那些有(📠)(yǒu )伤的(⏲)战(zhà(🌃)n )斗岁月(🦔)(yuè )，那些(🧗)(xiē )无(🐴)畏的(de )光(💮)明未(wè(🌮)i )来。 情(🤣)(qíng )场失(📌)意的屌(🚑)丝男(🥙)何(hé )必(📛)被女友甩后(🏌)，偶然遇(🚫)到了一位神(🥈)秘情场(🌅)高手小曦，得到小(xiǎ(🤣)o )曦真传(chuán )的屌丝男(😌)何必，开(kāi )始狂追(zhuī )女生，开始了(le )报复心(xīn )理，突(tū )然一天(tiān )，这位屌(🎲)丝(sī )男何必(bì )偶遇(🚵)白骨精朱亦菲，这何(😺)必重新审视恋爱观(🍲)，并展开(💄)(kāi )一系列(liè(🚛) )的爱情(🎣)(qíng )攻(🐔)势，突破(🥢)(pò )万难(♉)最(zuì(🍂) )终夺得(😕)(dé )真爱(🌷)的(de )感(🏯)人爱(à(😷)i )情 Meat the Jones in this humorous yet terrifying tale of a prestigious family of black cannibals. For years the Jones' have enjoyed an endless supply of "cattle" by feeding on the homeless people from the streets of Akron, Ohio. The Jones's way of life is jeopardized by their daughter Kendal who is a newly converted vegan and doesn't approve of her family's dark, twisted ways. Kendal must decide on keeping up the family tradition or helping Ed, the new-found love of her life escape the Jones's house of horrors, before he becomes their next meal. A teenage boy dies in what appears to be a traffic accident but Corso believes otherwise.