郭德纲2012相声全集

曾(céng )一(yī )度遭遇(🔢)创作(zuò )瓶颈的(🎂)女性(xìng )推理小(❓)说家结(jié )城梨(💊)花子(zǐ )（永作博美 饰(shì )），在编辑萩尾冬子（星(xīng )野真里 饰(🔼)）的介绍下认(🔰)(rèn )识(shí )了自由(😯)作家(jiā )川(chuān )津(🚉)雅之(zhī )（長谷川朝晴 饰(shì )）。二人展开交往，看(kàn )似(sì )阴霾正(⏫)要散去，谁知梨(🗞)(lí )花子却听说(😠)了(le )川津突然(rá(📖)n )死(sǐ )亡的噩耗。借(jiè )着这一事(shì )件，她发现自(zì(🍓) )己其实并不了(🎲)解男友的(de )真(zhē(🍛)n )实情况。在(zài )走(⛔)访过川津(jīn )所住的公寓时(shí )，梨花子(zǐ )从遗物中发现(xiàn )些(xiē(📬) )许蹊跷的地方(🐤)，种种线(xiàn )索将(🉐)她引向了山森(➖)运动(dòng )广(guǎng )场。谁知深(shēn )入(rù )调查后(hòu )才(cái )得知，男友之(zhī )死(⛎)竟然与山森一(🐄)年前组(zǔ )织(zhī(🚛) )的旅行团所遭(🐈)遇的海难(nán )有关，而因此(cǐ )事丧命的(de )人(rén )数还(😈)在不断(duàn )增(zē(🔋)ng )加。 01. ~OPENING~ 01. ~OPENING~ 《堵(dǔ )车》是一(🍲)部集(jí )爱情、(🎌)动作、奇幻、悬(xuán )疑(yí )和黑色幽默(mò )于一体的(de )都(dōu )市电影(😟)，由一(yī )起堵车(🤚)事(shì )件道出了(🌔)贩毒(dú )者(zhě )罗(📢)生门（吴镇宇 饰）、发条（陈志朋 饰）、一(yī )休(xiū )（吴俊(🍶)余 饰(shì )）、橙(🍀)子(zǐ )（巴哈古(🏸)丽 饰）等一群(💅)“堵心”人之间(jiān )的(de )命运交织，讲述了一个(gè )悬念(💍)迭起、凄(qī )美(🎋)苍凉的(de )故(gù )事(🐗)。《堵车(chē )》——由(💶)堵(dǔ )心而生。 17世纪(jì )初叶，经过长时间的攻(gōng )伐(fá )兼并，日本(bě(🚚)n )战国时代(dài )落(💹)(luò )下帷幕，转而(🔃)(ér )进入了德(dé(🤓) )川幕府统治的(de )时(shí )代。和平降临，取而代(dài )之的是大批武士流(🐸)离失(shī )所(suǒ )，为(♏)生计所(suǒ )苦(kǔ(🐬) )逼。在(zài )此(cǐ )期(🛃)间，有的浪(làng )人请求在显贵门前剖腹(fù )以(yǐ )保(🍧)存颜面，有的人(🤝)因此(cǐ )得到留(🆚)用，也(yě )有的得(🌇)到(dào )物(wù )质资助，但(dàn )其(qí )中不乏借(jiè )此敲诈的宵小(xiǎo )之徒(📗)。某天，名门井伊(🏳)(yī )家(jiā )迎来了(🏑)名叫(jiào )千千岩(🔞)求(qiú )女(nǚ )（瑛太 饰）的(de )年轻浪人(rén )，为杜绝这股(gǔ )邪(xié )风，井(🍒)伊家假戏真做(🚚)，逼迫千千岩以(🎿)及其不体(tǐ )面(🐡)(miàn )的方式悲惨(cǎn )死(sǐ )去。原以(yǐ )为这会令敲诈(😽)(zhà )的浪人们望(🐉)而却步，谁(shuí )知(🚮)(zhī )不久后另一(🧛)位名叫津云(yún )半四郎（市川(chuān )海老藏 饰(shì )）的中年武士(shì(🤮) )前(qián )来求死…(🥘)… A small group of friends are gathered at Katinka's summer house to celebrate her birthday. The guests are all in their thirties, upper class, art world, liberal humanitarian bohemians. They sit on the floor smoking amongst books, antiques and modern art. The party sets off on a high note, when suddenly during dinner, two new guests arrive. Linda, a blonde game show hostess, is unexpectedly brought to the party by Katinka's brother. Linda is greeted warmly at first, her brusque and liberated manners are entertaining and fresh. But during the course of the evening Linda stretches the groups invisible social rules of hospitality. Contempt starts to grow, thus unfolding the groups hidden prejudices. 出生在20世纪(🏒)(jì )最无聊一天(🚣)的尸体化妆(zhuāng )师(shī )钟晓明（莫(mò )文蔚 饰）对(duì )爱情早已绝(🐭)望(wàng )，30多岁仍然(🦄)孑然一身，而(é(😴)r )父亲阿B（钟镇(🤔)涛 饰）和(hé )自己昔日同窗嘉嘉（黄(huáng )奕(yì ) 饰(💡)）的老少(shǎo )配(🏏)(pèi )婚姻则麻(má(🌩) )烦不断。嘉嘉(jiā(👮) )接受周董（陈奕迅 饰）主(zhǔ )办温拿纪念演唱会的订(dìng )金后(🏯)挥霍一空(kōng )，阿(🛃)B与钟(zhōng )晓明奔(🚰)赴广州(zhōu )与(yǔ(⚫) )周董谈判，于路意外结(jié )识梦想成为演员的出租(zū )车(chē )司机(⛹)温奇（苏永康(🍂) 饰(shì )）、玩音(🥓)乐的富(fù )二代成玉（谭维维 饰）以(yǐ )及其随从小兵（房祖(💔)名(míng ) 饰），一行(♎)人驾车撞上(shà(😖)ng )了(le )聋哑白案师(🦍)(shī )傅(fù )郑大雄（郑伊健 饰），不料郑大雄死而复生，原(yuán )来他(🤬)们几人分别是(🛁)天龙(lóng )八将转(🍈)生，受(shòu )命教化(👳)世(shì )人，并与叛徒(tú )夜(yè )叉展开宿命的对决…… Jack Rogers has lost everything, after three weeks in hospital he has now returned home to an empty house. He can't sleep and his dreams get worse, soon strange things start happening inside his house, lights turn on in the middle of the night, doors open by themselves and a voice starts talking to him. After his friends start disappearing he finds himself alone up against a force that has come home with him... or has possibly been there all along... 亚当·米切(🥁)尔（埃里克(kè(🏬) )斯(sī )·肯德里(🧝)克(kè ) Alex Kendrick饰）、南(nán )森(sēn )·海耶斯（肯(kěn )恩·拜沃尔 Ken Bevel饰）、谢(🌎)恩(ēn )·福勒（(😍)凯文·唐斯 Kevin Downes饰(❣)）以及大卫·(👓)汤姆森（本(běn )·戴维斯 Ben Davies饰），四位随时(shí )复命的执法者(zhě )，每(✈)天都生活在危(⛷)险之(zhī )中(zhōng )。 17世(🐒)纪初叶，经过长(🚙)时(shí )间的攻伐兼并(bìng )，日本战(zhàn )国时代落下帷(wéi )幕(mù )，转而进(📈)入了德川幕府(🧒)(fǔ )统治的时代(👻)。和平降临(lín )，取而代之的(de )是大批武(wǔ )士(shì )流离失所，为(wéi )生计(🚎)所苦逼。在此期(👞)间(jiān )，有的浪人(🕡)请求在显贵门(📩)(mén )前剖腹以保存颜面，有(yǒu )的(de )人因此得到(dào )留(liú )用，也有(yǒu )的(🎾)得到物质资(zī(🥗) )助，但其中不乏(😰)借此敲(qiāo )诈(zhà(🎿) )的宵小之徒。某天，名(míng )门井伊家迎来(lái )了名叫千(qiān )千岩求女(👺)（瑛(yīng )太(tài ) 饰(📗)）的年轻浪人(🉐)，为杜(dù )绝这股邪风，井伊家假(jiǎ )戏(xì )真做，逼迫(pò )千千岩以(yǐ(⛰) )及(jí )其不体面(😎)的方(fāng )式悲惨(😔)死去。原以为这(🕑)(zhè )会(huì )令敲诈的浪人们望而却(què )步，谁知不久后另一位(wèi )名(🎇)(míng )叫津云半四(🚿)(sì )郎(láng )（市川(🥏)海(hǎi )老藏 饰）(🎚)的中(zhōng )年武士前来求死……