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Young aristocrat Arnaud de Maule hires female private detective Claude Alphand to investigate a strange cult, the Church of the Final Revival, that tried to recruit his girlfriend Chloé, who then disappeared, and it now stalks him. Jwala Prasad是结婚的女(🈹)孩。在(zài )当天的(de )婚(🔱)姻，她(💿)穿着一身红，是(⬇)在印(yìn )度的传(chuá(🔪)n )统。就(🅾)在婚(hūn )礼前，她(🤬)滑(🍗)出(chū )，以满足她的真(👯)正的爱(ài )人。 Jwala发(fā(🏁) )现时，被激(jī )怒了，他(♏)变成(chéng )一个怪物(🐂)，杀(➡)死(😽)的是新(xīn )娘和(🛍)她(tā )的男性朋友(🌥)(yǒu )。这(🌺)个(gè )怪物继(jì(🧛) )续恐吓，先绑架新(🍼)娘身(🤪)(shēn )着红色(sè )婚(🥝)礼(🤪)前游行(háng )停在迪(dí(🔒) )尔（寺(sì )庙）。当(🔞)新(👃)郎(🛤)终于面对杀死(📼)的(de )怪物，它离开身(📿)体(tǐ(🦖) )Jwala普拉萨(sà )德拥(🏔)有(yǒu )的身体，它的(🌆)杀手(🎢)锏。和恐惧(jù )仍(🌉)在(🌇)继续。旬另一(yī )名男(🐭)现(xiàn )在已经死亡(👏)生物，怪物(wù )重新拥(🏆)(yōng )有它的身体(tǐ(📌) )，它(🍬)再(🛄)(zài )次上横(héng )冲(🙌)直撞。本地区的警(📄)察(chá(🧀) )和男人(rén )面对(🎐)这种生(shēng )物，却(què(🏞) )发现(🏅)它(tā )是无敌的(🕦)，子(🅿)弹不能伤(shāng )害它，也(🐁)不能完全(quán )成年(🤱)男(🐏)(ná(🎊)n )子的体(tǐ )力压(👋)倒(dǎo )。 陈百兄妹自(➡)小在(🐑)戏班(bān )长大，走(🏛)南闯北，练得一(yī(🥎) )身好(🕴)武(wǔ )功。陈百（(🛄)刘(🆎)家良 饰）为人豪(há(⛷)o )爽、武功高(gāo )强(💪)、当(dāng )地街坊(fāng )都(😢)对他十分敬仰，却(🤶)因(🔢)(yī(🍩)n )此成为(wéi )当地(📴)恶霸段(duàn )长远（(🍸)罗烈(🔭) 饰(shì )）的心头(🛡)之患、欲除之(zhī(🚖) )而后(🔩)快(kuài )。段长远于(🛶)(yú(😵) )是计上(shàng )心头，利用(👟)陈百贪杯的个性(💓)，一次(🏾)，趁他酒醉之(zhī(👳) )际，污(wū )蔑他奸(jiā(🦎)n )污了(🎥)自己的妻子。可(🎧)怜(lián )陈百以(yǐ )为(🔶)自己(👃)真的酒后乱(luà(🎢)n )性(🖕)、懊(ào )悔万分(fèn )，甘(🏁)愿被段长远关了(🛩)起(qǐ )来。妹(mèi )妹翠红(😱)（惠(huì )英红 饰(shì(🚬) )）(🕦)为(🆔)了(le )救出大哥，决(📅)定牺牲自(zì )己…(🌘)… The vacationers at a winter wonderland struggle to survive after an avalanche of snow crashes into their ski resort. Their holiday then turns into a game of survival. "The Hamburg Syndrome": As scientists discuss the merits of prolonging life at Hamburg's congress centre, a dangerous disease is spreading and threatens the city. Everybody who gets infected becomes mad and finally dies - in an weird embryonic position. The authorities panic and react to the disease by declaring a useless state of emergency. Furthermore, the vaccination that is handed out in large amounts, does seem to rather stabilize the virus instead of destroying it. A small group of infected people manages to escape from quarantine and to flee to a small farm in the Bavarian hills to wait for the epidemic to end. 白(🧒)云城是江(jiāng )湖(🚧)上一(yī )个最神(shé(💙)n )秘教(🔶)派的所在地，教(🎰)规(🧀)(guī )十分严(yán )明，任何(💜)人(rén )只要进(jìn )城(🚆)就无(wú )法出城。 一般(🍡)文艺片，有几个(gè(🎿) )先决(🛒)条件：电影的(🧖)(de )故事与(yǔ )结构，它(🏿)的演(🔮)员配搭，导演的(🍬)(de )手法与功力，摄影(yǐng )镜(🆓)头的(de )取舍…… 自(😆)称「无名无姓」的(⛰)(de )青年剑客（狄龙(🤗)）(✂)，他(🐗)要(yào )挑战的(de )对(🖤)手是「天下第一(😔)剑」(🎳)鲁天刚(gāng )（谷(🏵)峰），为了要(yào )得(📼)到天(💐)(tiān )下第一剑的(🎋)称(👔)号，不惜(xī )杀掉所(suǒ(🏌) )爱（林珍奇(qí )）(🍥)，令(lìng )自己心(xīn )无所(🥒)挂，最后他羸了，但(📏)却遭(📯)(zāo )情敌燕公子(♌)(zǐ )（徐少(shǎo )强）(🆔)杀(shā(🚾) )死…… 陈全导(✍)演，钱月(yuè )笙和米(mǐ )雪(🐂)主演的香港早期(😥)(qī )武侠片(piàn )。 ◎译(yì(🖇) )　　名　蝴蝶十(🔕)八(🔤)式(🔧)