洛奇恐怖秀

Whenever talk turns to the worst movie ever made, this is the one I always nominate. It is so bad, it's mesmerizing; you stick with it because you can't believe it could get any worse. It does. Dumb acting, dumber plot, dumbest dialogue I've ever heard. One actor who's the spitting image of a young Marlon Brando and who tries to imitate Brando's mannerisms. A leading lady who 故事发(🐉)生在一(yī )个(🍣)虚构(gòu )的国(💥)家埃(āi )尔(🥉)拉多(duō )，整个(🥢)国家充满(mǎn )着政(zhèng )治(👸)势力的相互(❕)争(zhēng )斗，这一切都被长(⛰)期(qī(🍫) )努力(lì(🦉) )挖掘政治腐(fǔ )败的(de )理(🕴)想主(🍖)义诗人兼记者保(bǎo )罗马丁斯(🥏)看在(🛂)眼(yǎn )里，他试(🎻)图想通过(🌵)民(mín )主(🦃)选(xuǎ(📪)n )举来改变国(🥪)家的(de )苦难(🥠)(nán )和那些社(🍓)会(huì )的不公(🌗)正，他为保(🐐)守党(dǎng )候选(💉)(xuǎn )人献计献(⛹)策，但(dàn )一(🗓)些(xiē )他无法(🚐)理解的政(zhè(💻)ng )治交(jiāo )易(㊗)，使他转投支(🔐)(zhī )持另一政党自由(yó(💪)u )党，两(liǎng )位参(💚)选的候选人(rén )都曾(cé(💪)ng )是他(🌃)的朋友(⏬)，然(rán )而获(huò )胜的一方(⏺)，在掌(👊)(zhǎng )握了(le )领导权之后(hòu )，却(què )马(🌸)上推(🕺)翻了竞选时(💝)的承(chéng )诺(📁)，保罗再(💧)次徘(🎡)(pái )徊在(zài )疯(🥕)狂的政治(🈺)家与(yǔ )普罗(💄)(luó )大众之间(🎋)难以取(qǔ(💫) )舍，他决定远(🔠)离(lí )政治，但(🧛)不久保罗(👵)马丁(dīng )斯还(🔜)(hái )是倒在了(🕶)公路上(shà(🥉)ng )的血(xuè )泊之(🎰)中。 Also known as Kôya no Dacchi waifu (Dutch Wife is slang for an inflatable sexdoll). A private detective is hired to find a woman who has apparently been murdered in a snuff film. It turns out the woman's not dead, but very much alive, and he gets sucked into a torrid affair with her that leaves him questioning his sense of reality. 导演(yǎn )岳枫(fēng )由(🍷)1932年开始在上(🐻)海(hǎi )拍片，并在香港(gǎ(🦂)ng )创作(🐛)长(zhǎng )达(🌋)二十多年，擅(shàn )于应(yī(🌲)ng )付不(🎩)同的题材与(yǔ )类型(xíng )，可谓中(🔼)国电(🕣)影(yǐng )的见(jià(🔴)n )证人。本片(👎)(piàn )为岳(🆗)(yuè )氏(🚽)于1966年执导之(💭)民初动作(🐛)(zuò )片，剧情主(🤞)要描(miáo )述，二(🍫)妞(郑佩佩(🍿) 饰)收(shōu )到父(🤓)(fù )亲遇害前(🧑)写下的(de )仇(🏴)人(rén )名单，遂(🆎)连(lián )同兄长(💹)建明(金汉(🍽) 饰)展开(kāi )一(📴)幕(mù )奇情追凶…… 陈(❎)(chén )思思(sī )主(🥋)演，反映渔民(mín )生活(huó(💭) )的电(👳)影，描写(🎎)南(nán )方某渔村渔民抗(🏼)(kàng )暴(🚺)的故(gù )事。 Action film about young outlaws around the year 1910. 剧情介绍： 丽娜(nà(⛓) )（莱(🔲)娜•尼曼 Lena Nyman 饰(🦒)(shì )）跟(gē(🛴)n )随本片(🔴)导演(🚃)维尔(ěr )戈特(😎)(tè )•斯耶(🎺)曼拍电影(yǐ(🚯)ng )，并且做他的(🛸)女演员。摄(🎺)像机跟随她(🕐)在(zài )瑞典(diǎ(🆎)n )大街上访(⏰)问各类(lèi )民(⏭)众(zhòng )对阶级(⛵)制度的看(✨)(kàn )法，人们纷(🚓)纷讳(huì )莫如深，丽娜从(🔅)自己的(de )视角(🌞)(jiǎo )和人们大胆地探(tà(🥡)n )讨。在(🏋)家里她(🍧)认识了(le )正在(zài )和父亲(😲)谈工(⏫)作的(de )推销员伯耶。伯(bó )耶借口(🕖)(kǒu )进(🤖)入了丽娜的房(fáng )间，之(👰)后两人(😇)马上(💵)打(dǎ )的火(huǒ(📓) )热。而丽娜(🏗)得知(zhī )伯耶(📊)(yē )有孩子和(😿)女朋友(yǒ(💳)u )后暴怒不已(🌑)，来到了郊(jiā(👗)o )外的房子(🛌)里开始(shǐ )禁(🔃)欲(yù )和自虐(🆗)式的生活(✡)(huó )。伯(bó )耶找(👾)到她，两人(rén )再次(cì )陷(🔆)入热恋。不久(🏮)丽娜又发现伯耶情(qí(✏)ng )人的(🎧)(de )秘密…(🕛)…痛苦中(zhōng )的丽(lì )娜(😿)在梦(🗂)境捕获了(le )23名过(guò )往的性伴并(🚍)枪杀(📖)(shā )了伯耶。回城之(zhī )后(🤢)她在(zà(😾)i )电视(➰)上看见政府(🚞)(fǔ )对“暴力(💵)”运动颁布(bù(💔) )的法(fǎ )令，并(📣)和伯耶一(🛄)(yī )起在(zài )诊(🧡)所治完阴虱(📞)后(hòu )分手(⤵)，回家面对父(🐶)母的(de )责骂她(🥘)的情绪终(💿)(zhōng )于爆(bào )发(🚮)…… 本片荣获(huò )第十(🔫)(shí )四届亚洲(🍕)影展最(zuì )佳影(yǐng )片、(🚘)第七(🚒)届(jiè )金(🔸)马奖优等剧情片及最(🛍)(zuì )佳(🕚)录(lù )音三大奖项，为(wéi )邵氏(shì(🈹) )首席(🏭)女星──「娃娃(wá )影(🧙)后」李(🚌)菁的(🚾)文(wén )艺代表(🖖)作，并伙(huǒ(🗓) )拍被誉(yù )为(👃)「最美丽的(⚽)动(dòng )物」(🚇)的张仲文、(🍿)《不(bú )了情(qí(🐁)ng )》男主角关(🙍)山。故事(shì )讲(🚣)述珊珊（李(🥙)菁(jīng )）刁(🌶)蛮任性，横刀(🦍)夺爱(ài )，抢去与姊姊（(🔦)张燕(yàn )）感(⏺)情尤佳的志(zhì )坚（何(🥧)藩）(♒)，更迫他(🎤)(tā )们断(duàn )绝来往。直(zhí(🔅) )至珊(🗝)珊身患脑癌绝症，才懊(ào )悔自(👡)己过(🔴)去太自(zì )私，於是性情(😣)大变，豁(🥡)然(rá(🎋)n )让爱，并做尽(😨)好(hǎo )事、(😝)体谅父母（(🆙)张仲文(wén )、(🔩)关山），希(⏯)望(wàng )用爱(à(🥫)i )去弥补过(🚤)失(👠)，好(hǎo )好走(🚻)(zǒu )完仅餘六(🐚)个月的(de )生命(🚆)(mìng )。