This film is currently available via the good folks at Something Weird Video. It is without a doubt the worst porn film ever made. Somewhere John waters is green with envy that these would-be stars slipped through his fingers. In fact, if ever radical Christian conservatives want to truly turn teenagers off to sex, this is the film they should show them. At first, you'll be horrified to be witnessing this naked hillbilly, trash, couple pawing each other drunkenly. The overweight, beehive-wearing, leading lady twangs and drawls her way through a tirade of improvised insults and personal attacks with her drunken male costar until you almost forget entirely that this couple are attempting to make a sex flick. This film is so bad it is awesome. Sure to be like nothing you've ever seen before.
An architect and his wife are flying from London to L.A. with an altar from an ancient abbey secured in the plane's cargo hold. Also aboard the flight are Buddy Ebsen as a pushy millionaire, William Shatner as a drunken, cynical ex-priest, Tammy Grimes as a nutcase, and Chuck Connors as the lantern-jawed pilot. Crew and passengers come into jeopardy when an invisible demon escapes from the altar, and threatens the plane in an effort to destroy the architect's wife.
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科菲(fēi )是一(🚆)名护(🐕)士(shì )，她的妹妹(mèi )染上了毒(🍯)品(pǐn )，并(🌳)被受污(wū )染的(de )海洛(🐱)因严(🐠)重(chóng )伤(⛴)害。科菲(fēi )开始了复(🌇)仇(chóu )和(🥤)维持正义(yì )的使命，杀死(🦑)了毒贩(🚗)、皮条客和从(cóng )她(🐱)身(shēn )边(📙)走过(🐤)的匪(fěi )徒们。