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1960年，上海美术电(🚂)影制(🖲)片(🤔)厂摄制了一(yī )部(bù )短片(🌪)《水墨动(🎇)(dòng )画(huà )片(piàn )段》（编(🌋)剧、(📡)导(dǎo )演(🏊)、摄影均为集体创(♍)作）(🌒)，长(zhǎng )度1本，作为水墨(mò )动(dò(📩)ng )画(huà(🌨) )的实验。这是(shì )世(shì )界上首(🥋)部水(⌚)墨动画。在该片成(ché(🎡)ng )功摄制(🤴)后，该(🏿)(gāi )厂(chǎng )同(tóng )年又拍(👞)摄(🏩)了第(🍱)一(yī )部(bù )正式的水墨动(🐐)画(🏝)片《小(🤑)蝌蚪找(zhǎo )妈妈》。（ 一(😽)(yī )老(🐘)(lǎ(🐻)o )一(yī(🌧) )年轻俩男科学(xué )家(🏔)(jiā )兴(➖)(xì(🍲)ng )奋的展开最初的登月计(🎨)划（他(🏚)们的飞船和宇航(há(✋)ng )服(fú(🛒) )我感觉(💌)都是象(xiàng )征(zhēng )性(xì(🔼)ng )的要(🥞)真是这样(yàng )啊(ā )别他妈登(😳)月了(🤓)，连中国古代火(huǒ )箭和太空(🍷)摇滚(💝)的(de )戏(xì )服(fú )都不如(🐪)）。不(bú(🥜) )料(lià(⏱)o )月球上满是金子ROCK和(🤬)友(🎠)善的(🦌)裸体(tǐ )男女。原来月(yuè )球(⏱)(qiú(🏂) )是(shì(♒) )个首脑是女王的(de )母(🤫)(mǔ )系(🗣)社(🕯)会，女(➖)多男少，头上都带(dà(🦉)i )一个(😞)长(🙂)的像啊(ā )同(tóng )蚂(mǎ )蚁那(🐃)样的触(🔸)角(jiǎo )跟(gēn )昆(kūn )虫或(🗼)者无(🌇)线电是(🎏)的，每人只穿个闪光(🌩)的小(🛥)内裤(kù )大(dà )半姑娘还露个(😥)(gè )屁(➗)(pì )股(gǔ )沟在外面（不(bú )知(🖖)(zhī )道(👀)是不是因为找来的(⛵)愿意裸(🙄)体(tǐ(🚈) )的女的大部分都(dō(🏣)u )太(👏)(tài )肥(🎵)(féi )胖身材狂烂，裤(kù )子拉(😑)不(📬)上去(✈)。。。）一开始他(tā )们对(🏫)突然(🚹)出(📻)现(xià(📇)n )的(de )两(liǎng )位外星来客(🌾)很迷(mí(🤽) )惑(huò )不知道他们是朋友(🕐)还是敌(🅾)人（一个女的把俩(🤤)(liǎng )科(👵)(kē )学(xué(🌈) )家用魔棒弄晕(yūn )弄(😶)(nòng )到(🌖)(dào )一个石室里头）女王就(💩)召集(🐆)居民开会（他们不(bú )会(huì(🚝) )说话(👙)好象都是(shì )用(yòng )意(🌽)(yì )念交(⏭)流呢(📔)，其(qí )实(shí )啊就是用(🥝)个(🤭)女的(🤙)说旁白，旁边(biān )的其他男(🥖)女(📛)就摆(🧗)(bǎi )出(chū )很傻的完全(🗻)没有(〽)(yǒ(⏮)u )演(yǎ(🐪)n )技可言的动作表情(🤬)），最后(🤕)发(fā )现科学家很友(yǒu )好(🔯)(hǎo )，就又(🛢)自顾自己的(de )玩(wán )去(🎃)了。两(🕕)位科学(🈴)家记录了大量月球(🙋)裸体(🍐)居民(mín )的(de )生(shēng )活状况，年轻(✒)(qīng )的(➕)(de )科(kē )学家就用一个老(lǎo )式(👊)相机(🍑)拍啊拍，老教授就指(🐒)点(diǎn )月(⏭)球江(🐤)山是的让(ràng )他(tā )拍(🚪)(pā(🎃)i )女人(🧢)嬉戏男人(rén )嬉(xī )戏小孩(👡)嬉(👴)戏（(🔨)娘啊，简直是原(yuán )始(🦗)的极(🤯)乐(🚺)世界(🖍)，纯(chún )真到了滑稽的(📱)地(dì )步(🔉)(bù )，实际上也可以说看着(🏜)看着就(🔖)(jiù )觉得乏味到了(le )一(🎣)(yī )定(🏯)(dìng )程度了，有烂片(piàn )之(zhī )风(🧕)范，不(😠)亚于死人的狂欢里跳脱衣(🤮)舞）(🔎)值得(dé )一(yī )提(tí )的是年轻(🦌)科学(💭)(xué )家(jiā )还(hái )和女王(👏)一见钟(🐍)情(qíng )。女王知道他不得不(🌖)回(🐃)地球(🏭)于(yú )是还是用小魔棒(bà(😲)ng )（(💩)不(bú(✝) )知道什么烂东(dōng )西(📶)(xī )做(🔝)的(💢)一棒子，有个花形状的顶(🏜)(dǐng )部，月(⏬)球好多女(nǚ )的(de )都拿一个(💮)）一点(🐚)(diǎn )，年轻科学家就晕(🛣)了。在(🗯)返航的(de )飞船上，年轻(qīng )科(kē(⛳) )学(xué(🐣) )家还对女王念念(niàn )不(bú )忘(🥇)，更可(〰)气的是他还发现他的相机(⛱)没拿(✴)。。。。。。（GO TO THE MOON AND BACK操这不(bú )是(shì )野(🔃)(yě )人花(🦃)园的歌么）回到科学研(🌐)究(🛩)室，他(🚈)又打电话(huà )什么的，最后(🎹)发(👧)(fā )现(🔺)(xiàn )在(zài )影片开头莫(🌤)名(mí(🌟)ng )其(👦)(qí )妙的介绍他们去之前(😱)的情况(⛰)（在莫名其妙的声(shēng )音(🙍)(yīn )的实(🖊)验室里他在(zài )弄(nò(🚟)ng )莫名(⛅)其妙的仪器，还开个车子(zǐ(🗜) )他和(🔋)老教授说(shuō )话(huà )啊(ā )兜风(🍷)啊交(😾)流啊还(hái )一(yī )女秘书的拿(🥧)他照(📊)片出来看啊看的为(〰)他出行(🤽)很(hěn )担(dān )心(xīn )）里的那(💒)女(🤢)秘(mì(🗺) )书(shū )居(jū )然是和月球女(📋)王(🚈)(wáng )长(🏔)的一模一样（我看(🐐)了一(😴)半(♋)就(jiù )发现是一个女的(de )演(🚁)(yǎn )的(de )，但(✅)真的不怎(zěn )么(me )样长的）(👝)，看着看(🎂)着就变成裸(luǒ )体然(🍩)后又(💼)复原成(chéng )穿(chuān )个白大褂，然(😮)后(hò(🧑)u )俩(liǎng )人就拥抱了。又开始了(🌽)和开(🌑)头(tóu )一样的老男人(rén )的(de )情(🕸)(qíng )歌(🤒)在月球背景下(xià )就(🛤)(jiù )没了(🐠)（开头结尾就放这个就(🍻)分(🍆)别有(🌆)一分钟） 明(míng )末(mò )满清(🗻)入(🍟)关，皇(⬇)(huáng )帝(dì )下(xià )旨将大(🐛)内宝(🕍)藏(🗒)藏(cáng )于秘密地方，免落入(📩)满人之(💌)手(shǒu )，李将军与九名(míng )大(🛠)(dà )内(nè(🤙)i )侍卫奉命保管(guǎn )内(♎)(nèi )藏(🐡)秘密的青霜剑及九枚钢环(🙌)。李不(🐚)久被杀，青(qīng )霜(shuāng )剑不知所(🐪)终，女(🥦)(nǚ )儿(ér )及兰得同门甄方平(🌺)相助(🚷)寻剑报(bào )仇，与百花(🎋)庄(zhuāng )庄(🥈)(zhuāng )主(zhǔ )粉蝶儿不打不相(🚔)(xià(⏰)ng )识(shí(🎮) )。满清王子禄新觊觎宝剑(🏗)，易(🔍)装汉(🏮)人追随兰(lán )左(zuǒ )右(🌍)(yòu )。后(🎠)兰(🚋)得师叔(shū )相(xiàng )告(gào )，始知(⛏)崆峒派(🈚)玉(yù )真人为杀父仇人，而(🌻)兰携带(👅)在(zài )身的才是真正(🕥)的(de )青(🍂)(qīng )霜(shuāng )剑。兰慕少侠(xiá )林(lí(🥢)n )小雯(🧡)武功，携剑往拜雯师学艺(yì(🙎) )。雯师(🍊)原来是满(mǎn )人(rén )，与众人争(🐓)持间(🕞)(jiān )误(wù )杀亲子新。兰(😌)手刃仇(📲)人及满寇(kòu )后，终以一剑(👅)(jià(🙎)n )九(jiǔ(⏭) )连(lián )环寻得宝藏济贫(pí(💄)n )。 Matt Thompson is bludgeoned to death with a pipe wrench and suspicion immediately falls on 59 year-old Phil Canby. The wrench belonged to Canby and he was there that evening fixing a leaky sink. The real problem however is that Canby is in love with Thompson's 19 year-old daughter, Sue, and they plan on getting married; everyone knew Matt Thompson was violently opposed to their relationship. Canby maintains his innocence throughout and the local Sheriff, who finds it very hard to believe that the mild mannered Canby would do such a thing, investigates. In the end, the true culprit is revealed. A lawyer holds the eyewitness evidence to catch a killer, but the identified criminal is the lawyer's own mentor, prospective father-in-law, and also the judge who presides over the case. 剧(📹)情简(🈁)介：