A man forms his own religion and writes a book of prophecies. He takes up with a woman calling herself Madame Yun who becomes the self styled pastor of his church.
武(🔺)林高(gāo )人(rén )龍大千，因(yīn )索(suǒ )討「追魂寶(bǎo )劍(jiàn )」與百忍道(dào )場(chǎng )結仇，幾(🛫)次(🐧)(cì(🎊) )衝(🦉)(chō(🎅)ng )突(🎵)，百忍的(de )眾(zhòng )弟子死傷殆(dài )盡(jìn )。前輩關劍(jiàn )聽(tīng )到(🤝)消(🤡)息(🤖)趕(🧡)來(〽)(lá(🚫)i )，與龍大千展(zhǎn )開(kāi )決鬥，各盡(jìn )絕(jué )招，皆受重傷(shāng )。師妹靈山玉(yù )女趕到(🐦)，射(🏤)出(🌒)(chū(🌋) )「(🏐)連(🚟)環(♋)飛刀」，龍大千身中要害，墜落深谷急流。龍大千掙(🎃)扎(🍜)上(🤧)岸(🎠)，見(🌇)長(🈷)白四虎尋仇而至，只得負傷應戰。四虎攻(gōng )勢(shì )凌厲，龍大(dà )千(qiān )功力漸失，只(🕤)(zhī(🛤) )能(📮)以(👓)「(🍿)千(🥞)幻(huàn )魔(mó )劍」盡殲四(sì )虎(hǔ )，然後匆匆(cōng )奔(bēn )古寺(⏫)找(👮)開(🥖)心(🛒)(xī(📳)n )大(👃)(dà )師救命。
这(zhè )是(shì )一个市井的(de )故(gù )事，发生在(zài )任(rèn )何发展中国家(jiā )高(📒)楼(🤫)大(👓)厦(😥)的(🐔)背(🐂)(bè(📂)i )面；这是普罗(luó )大众真实的社(shè )会，在主流媒体有(🏆)意(🙍)无(📄)意(👁)的(🛶)忽略中。
Married loser works at a radio shop, wants to bang the hot co-workers but they don't, goes to hindu guru who teaches him the technique of "substitution" so he can magically get to frolick with any girl he wants.
1960年代，香港。高楼林立的后面掩饰不住贫民窟的寒酸破败。由于(yú )一(yī(🔸) )小(🐐)孩(🕟)被(📲)老(🚥)鼠(🍮)(shǔ(🅰) )咬(yǎo )伤，不几日(rì )鼠(shǔ )疫蔓延开来(lái )。刚开始并未(🔛)(wè(🗯)i )引(💘)(yǐ(🛰)n )起(🐙)当(🐋)局太大(dà )重(chóng )视，随着入(rù )院(yuàn )就诊人数逐(zhú )渐(jiàn )增多，卫生(shēng )署(shǔ )派人(🏷)到(🚘)贫(🎑)民(🔽)(mí(♉)n )区(🎞)(qū(🧣) )发药灭鼠，怕(pà )引起市民恐慌(huāng )，宣布鼠疫并(bìng )没有(💆)大(🍘)面(💯)积(📳)流(😛)(liú )行。但每日增(zēng )加的住院病人令当局重视起来，组织医务人员研制疫苗，不(⛑)过(📿)为(♊)时(🌷)已(🍀)晚(🦎)，连(💝)日出现病人(rén )死(sǐ )亡，不少有(yǒu )钱(qián )人举家逃往(🏯)(wǎ(😩)ng )海(⭕)(hǎ(🎡)i )外(🔆)。普(👾)通贫(pín )民(mín )则相信迷信(xìn )，求符消灾。一(yī )时间，店铺(pù )纷(fēn )纷关张，机(jī )场(🚬)(chǎ(🤝)ng )封(🎨)闭(🤬)，个(📇)别(😅)(bié(📩) )奸(jiān )商借机大发(fā )横(héng )财。当局由于(yú )决策被动，造(🚏)(zà(👝)o )成(🚻)全(🛢)港(🌗)人心惶(huáng )惶。就在大家(jiā )感到绝望之机(jī )，新型疫苗研发成功......
Based on the play by 'Joe Orton' this film follows the adventures of two pals who have pulled off a bank robbery and have to hide the loot. Fortunately (?) one of them works in a funeral parlour and they have a coffin to spare. Then there's the gold-digger nurse and the gonad-grabber detective and a host of other wonderful characters.
倪匡捕捉觀眾(🌰)明(🌚)辨(👞)是(🔝)非(🍕)的(🤚)心(🏓)理，編寫成這部江湖恩怨片。鳳飛飛(何(hé )莉(lì )莉 飾(🌠))為(🐒)報(🕝)姊(🐟)(zǐ(🚳) )仇(🏣)(chóu )，發現兇手(shǒu )竟(jìng )為未來夫婿(xù )金(jīn )連白(南宮勳(xūn ) 飾(shì ))，不知所措(cuò )。而殺(🤙)姊(🛩)夫(👫)之(😰)(zhī(🐧) )兇(🌘)(xiōng )手蕭豹(翟諾(nuò ) 飾(shì ))與梁霸(王俠(xiá ) 飾(shì ))為除後患(💮)，與(👯)(yǔ(🥂) )金(🌭)夫(🔘)人(林靜 飾(shì ))聯手對付飛飛(fēi )，欲滅絕鳳家(jiā )。飛飛怒不可(kě )遏，合父母之(zhī )力(🔼)將(❄)惡(⏳)賊(⚓)擊(👄)斃(⏺)。片(⚫)中武打明星陣容鼎盛，配合「十二金釵」何莉莉(♟)，倍(🌨)添(🐃)色(💅)彩(🏴)。