"Even more enchanting - as it is more meditative and melancholic, even funnier - than ZUR SACHE, SCHÄTZCHEN. Within the company of shopping mall arsonists and sausage thiefs, Werner Enke sums up the condition of the modern man with conclusively timeless words: "The old verve has gone down the drain."
Mohan (Amitabh Bachchan) and Asha (Mala Sinha) are in love with each other, and eventually marry each other in a private temple. Circumstances separate the couple, and Mohan marries Seema (Aruna Irani) and has two children. Mohan is employed with the local municipality. After 10 years, there is a new Collector coming to town, and that person is Asha, who will take over this position, and will be Mohan's boss. After her arrival, rumours start to circulate about Mohan and Asha. Seema, at first disregards these rumours, but then comes across a photograph of Mohan and Asha together exchanging garlands and getting married. Seema wants a decision and must confront Mohan and Asha both to find out what the real truth is. Can Seema handle the truth?
艾万斯先(💚)生是个尖酸(😳)刻薄、争强(⛷)好胜的舞蹈(🌈)团(tuán )负责人(🍗)，就连(lián )在路上开车时(shí )遇到(🔎)红灯他都(dō(🎟)u )要争头位停(🤨)车。为了舞蹈(🌵)团即将要举(🈶)行的全球巡演，他(🚅)亲(qīn )自上阵(🚖)排练舞(wǔ )蹈(🏖)并指导乐队(🍜)(duì )演奏。一遍(💽)一遍辛苦的(💢)排练过后，一名舞(👶)蹈演员承受(☝)不了(le )这么高(👽)强度训(xùn )练(🔥)而决定放弃(🕵)(qì )，但最主要的(de )原因还是她准(🔛)备要结婚了(🎴)。艾万斯的这(🛎)个舞团就像(🏢)一个修(xiū )道(🆗)院，除他和(hé )侄子飞利浦和(hé(🌠) )乐队成员外(🥛)，剩下都是女(👊)性。在舞团不(🔃)允许谈恋爱(⚓)、结婚，甚至不能(🖼)靠(kào )近男人(⤵)，艾万(wàn )斯开(📏)办了空手(shǒ(🛂)u )道课程，教这(🍀)些女孩子如(🌛)何回击与她们攀(👑)谈的男人。除(🙂)此(cǐ )之外，为(🧕)了保(bǎo )证每(📆)个舞蹈演(yǎ(🎧)n )员都有完美的(de )体型，在每次开(🔕)饭之前，都要(🔋)她们过秤称(👫)体重，体重不(📐)达(dá )标不能(🎐)吃饭还(hái )要做剧烈运动(dòng )。在(🔞)一次夜晚(wǎ(🌧)n )的常规寻房(👣)中，领队佛朗(🧖)索瓦丝偷偷(❕)潜逃，她来到了一(🆙)个(gè )游船派(🥀)对与一(yī )名(🚖)男子偷情，两(🦓)人相约两天(🔐)后要见面的(💍)事被跟踪而至的(🥀)艾万斯先生(🔂)听到(dào )。于是(🥗)回到住(zhù )处(🚬)，艾万斯就(jiù(🍋) )开始酝酿计划(huá )，编造谎言让(🥈)菲利普误以(👩)为佛朗索瓦(🐝)丝喜欢他，从(🔪)而布局(jú )成(⛱)功阻止了佛(fó )朗索瓦丝和那(⏳)(nà )个男人的(🤫)约会(huì )。全球(💲)巡演正式开(🎙)始，舞团在艾(💆)万斯的带领下先(🍰)后完成了(le )巴(🔏)黎、莫斯科(🅱)(kē )、纽约、(🥉)柏林(lín )等地(🈶)的演出，终于(👌)来到了罗马。亨德(🥂)莉卡是为顶(🧣)替那名为(wé(🍊)i )结婚而请辞(🤱)的(de )舞蹈演员(🍜)被雇(gù )佣的，以前在(zài )罗马工(🕗)作过时与当(🖖)地一个男人(⛹)发生了感情(💼)并生下一个(🛵)孩子(zǐ )。借演出的机(jī )会亨德(😬)莉卡偷(tōu )偷(🔯)脱离了队伍(✌)(wǔ )去看望她(💎)被别人收养(🕜)的孩子。亨德莉卡(🚹)坚持要自己(😻)带几天(tiān )孩(🧢)子，于是在(zà(⚡)i )和佛朗索瓦(🌟)丝(sī )商量过后，他们决定把孩(📻)子放到艾万(🌻)斯的房间。艾(👗)万斯误(wù )以(📰)为这真的是(⛱)(shì )菲利普的孩子(zǐ )，在大声斥(👒)责(zé )了菲利(🚢)普并得知孩(🔵)子生母的下(🚨)落后便坚持(🌏)一定要前去寻找(zhǎo )。被孩子生(🔯)母(mǔ )的家人(😚)奚落一(yī )番(🏟)后，艾万斯又(🔳)得到了一个(🏀)孩子，原来这才是(🤼)真正的菲利(😭)普的孩子。艾(🏙)(ài )万斯虽然(🚘)对两(liǎng )个孩(👈)子照顾有(yǒu )佳，但还是不堪其(🏔)扰，决定送走(💊)这两个小家(🏷)伙。他们的诡(🥞)(guǐ )异行踪却(🐧)被酒(jiǔ )店大堂经理发(fā )现并(😂)通知了警(jǐ(🌈)ng )察。警察以拐(🙋)卖儿童罪将(🥘)他们逮捕，两(🛎)个孩子的亲生母亲(qīn )循声赶(💪)到警局(jú )与(🐮)自己的孩子(💀)(zǐ )相聚，同时(🧜)，艾万斯也接(🛥)受了孩子和他们(💤)的母亲。
Simon Sinestrari is one of the few true male witches that exist. His ultimate goal is to leave the earth to become a god, and the time for this event is at hand. Is Simon capable of fooling the gods, and will his normal friends be an aid or a problem to the process?
Married loser works at a radio shop, wants to bang the hot co-workers but they don't, goes to hindu guru who teaches him the technique of "substitution" so he can magically get to frolick with any girl he wants.
修车(🌤)技工陈仲达(🏁)（秦(qín )沛）(🍹)偶然下邂(xiè(📵) )逅车衣女工黄(huáng )小萍（井莉(🔭)），因误会终(🔁)至不欢而散(🤺)。后见陈在雨(🌎)中苦候(hòu )自(🗿)己，好感渐(jiàn )生。原来黄是(shì )孤(🔉)儿，容易触(chù(🗿) )景伤情，而陈(🈁)虽自称也是(🤖)孤儿，实为太(🏅)子爷。当黄悉破陈(chén )的身份后(🍻)，深(shēn )感受骗(👟)；黄酒(jiǔ )醉(🌚)后遇上色狼(😐)，逃走时不幸(🆗)被车撞倒。黄昏迷(🚝)中听到陈的(💬)真心剖白，但(🛴)(dàn )她脑海浮(🔓)现的(de )却是向(🍟)下沉的(de )夕阳……