命定天堂

Raja Bhaiya and Charan come to the big city to make a living, but cannot find jobs. While eating some food, they are taunted and physically assaulted by Kallu Dada, a physical altercation ensues, Raja wins and becomes the local uncrowned underworld don, and both make a living collecting Hafta (weekly bribes) from shopkeepers and local businesses. He starts drinking alcohol and frequents the bar run by local belle Rasili. Raja meets with Laxmi Rao and is attracted to her, he comes to her assistance when her dad, Mohan, passes away, by helping to cremate him; he comes to her aid again when Kallu and his goons attempt to sexually molest her; and when the municipality tear down her shanty hut, he decides to let her live with him. Due to her influence, he gives up his bad habits and decides to go straight. Things go well, so much so that both get ready to get married to each other in a simple temple ceremony organized by the community. On the wedding day, things spiral out of control when ... In the 1930s a horror-comic artist's creations come alive and kill him. Years later a new cartoonist revives the creatures in his house, now part of an artist's colony. 在搞(😕)(gǎo )笑(xiào )逗(🌍)乐(lè )方面，还没有哪个吸血鬼能(💃)比(bǐ )得过(🥌)尼(ní )古拉(📷)(lā )斯·凯(🚀)奇在“吸血(🈴)鬼之吻”中(🔉)(zhōng )的(de )表演(👙)(yǎn )的。 凯(kǎ(🤐)i )奇扮演的一家出版社的(de )总经理(🚍)(lǐ )在被(bè(🍌)i )吸血鬼(guǐ(🐤) )光顾并被(🐑)吸了血后(🥗)，行(háng )为开(💍)始(shǐ )变得(💏)古(gǔ )里古怪。他的怪癖包括(kuò )：(🐙)嗜食(shí )信鸽(gē )，整晚(🏚)(wǎn )不睡，戴(🔱)着墨镜并(😈)且冲着秘(💍)书(shū )大嚷(⛴)……对纽(🐑)约这个光(🎹)怪陆离的大都(dōu )市来(lái )说(shuō )，他(🌠)(tā )的这些(🧀)(xiē )行为在(📀)他开始随(🥁)便和陌(mò(🙄) )生人搭(dā(🏷) )讪后(hòu )就(🚀)更没有什(💙)么值得奇怪的了。那(nà )个吸(xī )血(🛡)鬼还(hái )是(🍐)不断的来(🔂)吸他的血(🦒)而(ér )他的(🦂)诸(zhū )如此(🐜)(cǐ )类症状(🛷)(zhuàng )也不断地加重直到当他(tā )觉(🏒)得自(zì )己的沙(shā )发(🎓)在他眼里(😜)变成了一(🈚)个(gè )棺材(🗂)时(shí )，他(tā(💞) )才(cái )意识(😄)(shí )到不是(📩)(shì )自己疯了就是他变成了(le )吸血(😽)鬼(guǐ )……(🏷) 当州长爱(➗)上了脱衣(🎙)女郎 一(yī(🚐) )部令(lìng )人(⏱)(rén )忍俊(jun4 )不(📂)禁的(de )喜剧(💈)。四个贼人在策划(huá )一桩钻(zuàn )石(🛌)盗(dào )窃案(🅰)，成员有患(✴)有口吃的(🔧)肯（麦(mà(💢)i )克·帕林(🈯) Michael Palin饰(shì )）、(❎)乔治（汤姆·乔治(zhì )森Tom Georgeson饰）、(🎣)乔(qiáo )治的女(nǚ )友旺(🔖)达（杰米(🎱)·李·柯(📼)(kē )蒂斯 Jamie Lee Curtis饰(♏)(shì )）——(🤨)碰巧肯把(⌚)他最爱吃(😮)的鱼(yú )也称为(wéi )“旺(wàng )达(dá )”、奥(🕰)托（凯文(🕵)·克莱恩(🍁) Kevin Kline饰）。尽(jì(🚱)n )管盗窃(qiè(🎾) )过程发生(🎷)了小插曲(🕰)，几人还是(🆘)(shì )得到(dào )了(le )价值(zhí )连城的(de )宝贝(🕚)，怎料麻烦(👎)事却一(yī(🈂) )桩接一(yī(⛴) )桩。 北宋宣(😿)和年间，皇(💺)帝昏庸，民(🥖)(mín )不(bú )聊生(shēng )，怨声(shēng )载道。当朝(📕)太师蔡京乘(chéng )向皇(🙏)上(shàng )贡献(🆗)(xiàn )"北辰纲(💯)(gāng )"祝寿之(😃)机，搜刮民(🤰)财。清贫的(😉)(de )百姓因(yī(🐎)n )交不起苛捐杂税，被官府的当(dā(🚝)ng )差们(men )抓(zhuā(🖱) )走，不是游(🍁)(yóu )街，就是(🙅)坐牢。住在(🧚)石(shí )碣湖(😍)畔(pàn )的渔(🖊)民阮小二(🐈)、阮小五、阮小七兄(xiōng )弟(dì )三(📩)人(rén )，和年(🏠)(nián )迈多病(🔫)的母亲一(🆓)起相依(yī(🎶) )为命，过着(🏄)(zhe )贫寒的日(🍐)子，阮小二已经成亲(qīn )，阮小(xiǎo )五(📬)已与(yǔ )邻村的姑娘(🌯)盼青相好(🙁)。他们对(duì(Ⓜ) )贪官(guān )传(🅰)吏，土豪恶(🦅)霸的横行(♓)霸道深恶(🌫)痛绝(jué )，但是(shì )敢怒不敢言。平日(🐳)里兄弟三(🔓)人(rén )安分(🍪)(fèn )守(shǒu )己(✈)，从不惹(rě(♒) )是生非。但(🎊)还是没有(⏯)逃(táo )避灾(🍡)难(nán )的降临。太平镇的恶霸何壮(🎦)早就垂(chuí(🛁) )涎(xián )盼青(🥋)(qīng )的美色(🙍)(sè )，唆使爪(🚌)牙强盼青(🏬)，激(jī )怒了(😳)阮(ruǎn )氏三(sān )兄弟。他们痛打了何(🤲)壮派来的(de )家丁，救下(🛡)了(le )盼青和(🔞)她的祖父(🎳)。当何(hé )壮(📵)得知(zhī )阮(💘)氏(shì )三兄(📦)弟(dì )是他(🚄)20年前杀死的阮老万的后代(dài )，盼(🍅)青(qīng )是他(🤐)害死的张(🦃)大成之女(🍁)时，心(xīn )里(🤒)又(yòu )是(shì(🌹) )恨又(yòu )是(🔓)怕，他便伙(🌔)同其族兄何涛，设计陷(xiàn )害阮氏(🎸)兄弟，企图(🍚)斩草除根(🚄)。他们(men )将(jiā(🚭)ng )阮小(xiǎo )二(💫)抓进(jìn )监(🦂)牢，残酷折(📊)磨，买通(tōng )牢头，想毒(dú )死阮小二(😷)。阮小五、阮小七得(🥘)(dé )知后，邀(⚫)几位(wèi )见(🅱)义勇为的(🏠)好汉，闯进(🚰)(jìn )监牢，救(🌀)出(chū )阮小二(èr )。阮氏兄弟会同当地豪杰晁(🚚)盖(gài )、吴(♒)用(yòng )等人(🐅)劫富救贫(🅾)，智取了梁(🐱)中书(shū )派(🍄)人(rén )送(sòng )往京(jīng )城(💛)蔡太(tài )师府的"生辰纲"。济州府(fǔ(🎻) )闻讯大(dà(📫) )惊，立即派(🍱)黄炳等人(🥒)率水陆两(🐶)军，配(pèi )合(🙎)何(hé )壮、(💺)何(hé )涛杀向石碣村，捉拿阮(ruǎn )氏(👜)兄弟(dì )。晁(cháo )盖、吴(🙈)用埋伏在(🥗)途中，大败(💉)官(guān )兵，杀(🤥)(shā )死了黄(💘)(huáng )炳、何(😝)涛和何壮，为百(bǎi )姓除了(le )害。激(jī )战后(hòu )，阮(🛶)氏三兄弟(👮)随着晁盖(👁)、吴用(yò(✋)ng )等人奔(bē(🌷)n )上了梁山(🥣)，投身到"替天行道"的(🙄)(de )义军(jun1 )行(háng )列中(zhōng )。 赏金(jīn )猎人杰(🥅)克•沃尔(🏯)什（罗(luó(📹) )伯特•德(📛)尼罗 Robert De Niro 饰）(🍳)为十万美(🤴)元决定去(🛒)纽约(yuē )搜(sōu )捕芝(zhī )加哥黑(hēi )帮(💻)头子吉米•瑟拉诺(🕴)（丹尼斯(🌜)(sī )•法(fǎ(🐎) )里纳 Dennis Farina 饰）(🌓)的会计乔(🐞)纳森•马(🥥)杜(dù )克斯（查尔斯(sī )•格罗丁 Charles Grodin 饰）。乔纳(❓)森(sēn )贪污(💮)了(le )吉米(mǐ(😁) )一(yī )千五(👨)(wǔ )百万美(🌳)元，并将大(🤤)部分钱捐给(gěi )了慈(😐)善(shàn )机构。杰克本打算带乔纳森(🏽)乘(chéng )飞机(🛐)(jī )于(yú )周(🛬)五(wǔ )午夜(🎑)前(qián )抵达(🤵)洛杉矶，但(📩)乔纳森(sē(🦗)n )患有飞(fēi )行恐惧症，二人只好转(♉)乘火车。于(yú )此(cǐ )同(🤓)时(shí )，FBI探员(😔)(yuán )阿朗佐(🤢)•莫斯利(🚍)（亚菲(fē(⭐)i )特•卡(kǎ(🎂) )托 Yaphet Kotto 饰(shì )）、吉米的黑帮手下及吉米的(de )竞(📵)争对(duì )手(📄)，赏(shǎng )金猎(🦃)人马文（(🐉)约翰•阿(🚉)(ā )什顿 John Ashton 饰(🙍)(shì )）都(dōu )在(zài )追踪(zōng )二人。杰克与乔纳森险况横出(😰)(chū )爆笑风(🌞)(fēng )趣的旅(🚜)程究竟能(🚼)否顺利完(🖨)成？ Based on the true story of Bill W. (James Woods), a successful stock broker whose life falls apart after the stock crash of the 20's and how he comes to grips with his alcoholism. Along with a fellow alcoholic (James Garner) he forms a support group that would eventually become Alcoholics Anonymous.