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This jocular spoof of Shakespeare's ANTONY AND CLEOPATRA is filled with numerous puns, plots, and double-meanings. Ancient history was never so much fun. The film stars Amanda Barrie, Sid James, Kenneth Williams, Joan Sims, and other Carry On regulars. 山青水(shuǐ(💳) )秀(xiù(🚇) )的(👦)童山镇发生一起蹊跷(🐹)事，四(🐰)名女生结伴前往鸡鸣寺出(💊)(chū )游(🍱)，一个名叫罗颖的女生离(🚞)(lí )奇(🌨)失踪，就在剩下三名女(🌔)生(shē(🍇)ng )领(📻)(lǐ(🚮)ng )着罗颖的妈妈心急如焚(✅)地跑(👯)(pǎo )到刑警队报警时，川(🐎)江职(🏐)业(🧑)(yè )学校的唐小亭正领(💢)着女(🤟)生裴(👏)(péi )裴(péi )和晓颖走在去(😌)往鸡(🤬)鸣(🏤)寺的山(shān )间小道上。山(🌰)里的(🤨)湿热让唐(táng )小亭一行三人(🌩)驻足(🔉)歇(⚽)息，裴(péi )裴(péi )和晓颖在(👝)清凉(🥓)的溪水中擦洗(xǐ )时，一个背(🔽)着背(⏲)篓、行为猥(wěi )琐的驼背(🥡)中年(🤹)男人，吓坏了(le )裴裴和晓(🚃)颖。一(🚡)场(📲)虚惊之后(hòu )，唐小亭一行三(👧)人被(🗳)瓢泼一般(bān )的过云雨(🧘)浇进(🔉)一(🆒)座废弃的房(fáng )子，在这(🤝)座废(🥘)弃的(🙂)房子里，驼(tuó )背男人如(📞)影随(🚄)行(🛺)，看着让裴(péi )裴和晓颖(🏵)有些(❓)恶心。天黑问(wèn )店，唐小亭领(🤮)着裴(🏔)裴(⚓)和晓颖(yǐng )走(zǒu )进事先(⛴)打听(🏐)好的一家小旅馆(guǎn )。由于山(🥜)区条(🔌)件简陋，加上(shàng )天色已晚(🚝)，裴裴(🐯)和晓颖就是(shì )不想住(🔀)在这(📷)里(🍍)，也已经别无(wú )选(xuǎn )择。 　　(🐈)从住(🐶)进这家小旅馆(guǎn )开始(🔪)，因为(🥤)驼(⛏)背男人是这家(jiā )旅馆(🆗)的服(⛄)务员(🐳)，而使得厌恶(è )和(hé )恐(🌽)惧一(🥔)起(🐉)向裴裴和晓颖袭来(lá(⛪)i )。在裴(📠)裴和晓颖想起打电话(huà )把(💠)唐小(👊)亭(🎼)叫过来壮胆时，发(fā )现(⛷)(xiàn )唐(🈷)小亭的手机已经关机。此(cǐ(🔲) )时(🥪)，一(😂)对青年男女前来投店(dià(🚡)n )，这对(🧙)青年男女的到来，让(rà(👃)ng )原本(🗺)因(🦈)为驼背男人而产生的(de )厌(yà(🥅)n )恶和(🕒)恐惧，又多加了几分悬(🍃)(xuán )疑(🧖)和(❄)惊悚。唐小亭的手机开(🔯)(kāi )机(🤚)，使用这个手机的人却不(bú(💥) )是(shì(🎗) )唐(🐌)小亭，在刑警队报警的(🤙)罗(luó(🌂) )颖的妈妈接到一个陌生男(🍄)人(ré(🌋)n )打来的电话，以罗颖为人(⤵)质(zhì(⛽) )，要罗颖的妈妈准备二十万(😿)块(🥅)(kuà(🚖)i )钱，赶到罗目镇交换女儿(🏒)。何川(📋)队长很快查到这个电(🚶)话(huà(💛) )的(🤭)主人是川江职业学校的在(😂)(zài )校(💹)(xiào )学生唐小亭，针对唐(➗)小亭(😽)的(🕢)(de )调查和罗目镇的布控(🔚)同时(📡)开(kāi )始。那对青年男女到底(🦉)是什(🤗)(shí(🥈) )么(me )人？绑架罗颖的是(🕓)驼背(🔤)男人(rén )，还是唐小亭；罗颖(🦌)现在(🎤)身(shēn )在何处，裴裴和晓颖(🤶)有没(🐧)有(yǒu )危险？一连串的疑问(🗄)在(🔅)何(👗)川队(duì )长的脑海里盘旋(🍞)交织(🤤)。随着(zhe )歌厅小姐张虹敏(🍂)、小(🥐)餐(📠)馆老(lǎo )板谢三的出现，以及(🎒)小旅(🧙)馆(guǎn )老(lǎo )板娘的意外(🧛)横尸(🤴)，何(😴)川队长(zhǎng )脑海里盘旋(🤝)的疑(🦍)问逐渐解开(kāi )。在唐小亭的(⚫)帮助(🕦)下(🗞)，住进(jìn )小(xiǎo )旅馆里那(🌧)对青(🏧)年男女中的雅(yǎ )安男人，因(🐖)绑架(🍟)罗颖、杀害(hài )小旅馆老(🎖)板娘(💷)而落网，驼背(bèi )男人因涉嫌(🚽)嫖(🎒)宿(💁)被警方拘留。又是一场过(⚽)云雨(🎑)不期而至，获救的罗颖(✝)回到(💥)妈(🔱)妈身边，勇敢的唐小亭令裴(🌔)裴和(😴)晓颖(yǐng )刮(guā )目相看，神(🤣)秘的(⛷)鸡(🏴)鸣寺在过(guò )云雨的洗(💉)礼中(😅)，更加苍翠、葱茏、瑰丽、(💻)令人(😣)神(🐯)往。 A leading Harley Street specalist is forced to work with the police to nail a gang of international criminals, after being falsely accused of murder. It's the dawn of April 25, 1974, when Marco, a 25-year old Italian and his Portuguese friend Victor leave Paris on a yellow Citroen 2CV. The goal of their trip is Lisbon, which on that night was freed from Europe's longest dictatorship. The two are joined by Claire, Victor's former girlfriend and University classmate, who wants to take a break from her everyday life, leaving behind her husband and baby son, to form again, even for a few days, the traveling trio with her friends. Home > Program > World Cinema Anthea is undergoing a crisis of confidence: overworked, no boyfriend, struggling to find goals - and all her friends are leaving Brisbane. A leading Harley Street specalist is forced to work with the police to nail a gang of international criminals, after being falsely accused of murder. 2002年(nián )，音乐学院大四(✊)的学(💍)生孟凡（关智斌 饰）在一(⛽)次比(🎰)赛上凭(píng )借原创歌曲《对(🐃)不起(👭)，我爱(ài )你》一举夺得冠军，自(🙄)此(🏐)声(🏚)名(míng )鹊起，还抱得美人归(😝)，与出(🕜)(chū )色的女生何盈（何(🐑)美钿(⚽) 饰(🏦)）在一起。 本片根据1932年罗伯(😤)特(tè(😉) )·霍华德的漫画《剑上(🗽)的凤(🥫)凰(🏪)(huáng )》改编而成，是《蛮王柯(😼)南(ná(🧞)n )》三部曲的第一部。