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《希腊之吻(🥩)》讲述了(le )一个(🥎)女(nǚ )人被劈(pī )腿后试(shì(⛑) )图挽(😽)回(huí )的(🦕)过程(🐟)中与一个希(🛴)腊男人的奇(💆)妙爱情故事。 Jimmy是一位(wèi )英(💶)(yīng )文老(lǎo )师(👰)，在(zà(🚡)i )换了很(hěn )多(😍)女朋(pé(👊)ng )友后(🎸)盼(pàn )望能出现一位与众(🧗)不同的(de )女孩(🍫)，一个(🚲)大(dà )雨天他(tā )遇到(📊)(dào )了(❗)(le )Pooja，对她一见钟情。他被(🏄)Pooja邀请(🎢)去给她的“大(🛤)哥”当(🥕)私人英文(wén )老(lǎo )师(🚹)，后来(⚓)Pooja向(xiàng )他表白(bái )并说自(zì(👐) )己欠“大哥”钱(🍏)，被迫要(yào )嫁给他(tā )，深爱(🎬)(ài )她(🏊)的Jimmy只(zhī(🤡) )好去(🏧)为(wéi )她偷钱(⛺)(qián )，没想到她(😾)带着巨款逃跑。后来他发(📨)现“哥哥”是(shì(🗳) )一(yī(😣) )个地(dì )下组(🌯)织(zhī )的(💳)头而(🐽)(ér )且是一(yī )个杀人(rén )狂(🎮)，他偷的钱居(🔒)然是(🐕)“大(dà )哥”的(de )，Pooja只是(shì )利(🕔)用他(🍽)(tā )，他(tā )非(fēi )常气愤(🤝)。他被(🕒)“大哥”抓去让(🤗)他找(🤱)到Pooja和巨款。 生活对小(👶)职(zhí(🎶) )员(yuán )卫斯(sī )理（James McAvoy 饰(shì )）(⛽)来说(shuō )是毫(🚥)无(wú )意义的重复，每天要(🎳)忍受(📎)(shòu )痴肥(👭)上(shà(📞)ng )司唠叨(dāo )、(🧡)好友(yǒu )与女(🐽)友(yǒu )上床，还要不停用药(🆘)物控制过快(🎸)的心(🧠)跳。这天他被(🚖)一名陌(🌟)(mò )生(🎳)(shēng )女子(zǐ )从疯狂(kuáng )枪手(😶)的(de )追杀中(zhō(🏰)ng )救出(👥)，进入了刺客联盟的(🥞)世界(🥧)，救命恩(ēn )人火狐(hú(🛢) )（Angelina Jolie 饰(🚑)）与联(lián )盟(🎹)(méng )领(🗜)导史隆（Morgan Freeman 饰）告知(🥘)卫斯(📼)理当年抛弃他的父亲也(🔋)是组织一(yī(🌜) )员(yuán )，最(zuì )近为叛(pàn )徒十(🦌)字(zì(🚳) )所杀，卫(💠)斯理(🖤)必须尽快在(👦)严酷的(de )训练(👓)中(zhōng )成长，才能自(zì )保，甚(🦗)(shèn )至为父(fù(⛲) )报仇(🚏)。 内特（Paul Preiss 饰）(🎖)打小就(🉑)生活(🕍)在单亲家庭之中，由(yóu )母(😇)(mǔ )亲一(yī )手(❇)拉扯(🥪)(chě )养大。如今，奈特已(👥)(yǐ )经(⛲)长成了英俊强壮的(🚞)真男(🚠)(nán )人，并(bìng )且(🚶)即将(🐎)(jiāng )和女友(yǒu )踏入(rù(🌼) )婚(hū(🍖)n )姻的殿堂。一次偶然中，奈(🎊)特结识了名(🏠)为安迪（Bart Fletcher 饰）的男(nán )子(🐩)(zǐ )，安(➖)(ān )迪个(🛏)性(xì(📠)ng )桀骜不(bú )驯(🉑)又无(wú )拘无(🎛)束，相貌英俊个性开(kāi )朗(🌨)的他(tā )渴望(📙)能(né(🏕)ng )够在好(hǎo )莱(⭕)坞寻(xú(📵)n )得自(🌓)己(jǐ )的一席之地。 I AM THAT GIRL is the story of Maxine, an anti-typical Asian American woman who lives a life of partying, funded by her eighty-thousand dollar credit card debt that she pays for by working at her ten-dollar-an-hour desk job. Desperate for affection, Maxine grabs hold of 'Noodle,' an enigmatic wanderer on his way to the Sierras, and convinces him to take her on his road trip where she discovers the beauty of nature. On their journey, Maxine falls for Noodle, but his haunting secret keeps him distant. Part comedy, part drama, I AM THAT GIRL is a love story that truly captures the spirit of D.I.Y. film-making and comments on American credit card culture while revealing the beauty of the simpler things in life. An eleven-year-old Turkish boy, two young men from a small town, and a cuckolded policeman from the sticks all find their way to Berlin on May Day, where, in the district of Kreuzberg, emotions come to the boil every year. Little Yavuz is eager to gain recognition and is determined to 'floor a cop' in order to impress his older brother. But then he meets Hary, a onetime member of the student revolts of the late sixties, and things turn out completely differently. Jacob and Pelle from Minden are hell-bent on having a boys' own adventure in the capital. They are a couple of inquisitive tourists cruising for a bruising, drifting aimlessly between sightseeing, their search for the city's best kebab shop and the protest march of the anarchic 'Black Block'. As the ruckus begins, policeman Uwe has problems of quite a different kind. He and his colleague have been assigned to calm the situation in Kreuzberg. But his wife turns unfaithful and he finds himself in the midst of a major personal crisis. Will his colleague's suggestion to seek distraction at a cop-friendly bordello help him out of his doldrums? Four lives, four different stories and predicaments. Four people who each experience their very own May Day, after which nothing will ever be the same. 在两河(🕳)流域的古国(💝)阿卡(😳)德，黑蝎子战(zhàn )士(shì(🌨) )是最(💒)(zuì )菁英的(de )国王御(yù(🏳) )前武(👤)士(shì )。阿沙(shā(🧚) )是黑(🚷)蝎子中的佼佼者，阿(🚯)(ā )沙(🕗)为了(le )维护13岁(suì )的儿子(zǐ(🗨) )玛沙(shā )亚(yà(👛) )斯（Michael Copon 饰），开罪了将军萨(🎦)贡。掌(🤷)握黑暗(😹)魔力(🕊)的萨贡驱使(😴)毒(dú )蝎(xiē )将(🏊)阿(ā )沙杀害(hài )。玛沙(shā )亚(🐨)斯怀(huái )着为(💞)父报(🈵)仇的决心加(🚁)入了(le )黑(❇)蝎子(🈚)(zǐ )行列。六年后(hòu )，成为(wé(👔)i )黑蝎子(zǐ )佼(⏬)佼者(🗿)的玛沙亚斯荣归故(😩)里，等(📎)待着他的却是仇人(🔋)(rén )萨(🥇)(sà )贡取(qǔ )代(🏂)老王(🥚)(wáng )成为国(guó )主。萨(sà(🚻) )贡为(🍺)考(kǎo )验玛沙亚斯的忠诚(🎳)，令其(qí )杀死(🌍)亲(qīn )弟，玛(mǎ )沙亚斯(sī )奋(✋)起(qǐ(🔭) )反(fǎn )抗(💢)，终不(😣)敌萨贡的魔(🛀)力，逃出阿卡(💊)德。 某基因工程的失败(bà(🚢)i )产(chǎn )物:一(yī(⛳) )家猪(🛰)头(tóu )人身的(💄)(de )怪物专(💷)(zhuān )门(📀)袭击路过的游客,把他们(♌)(men )开腔破(pò )肚(😅)剥皮(🌎)(pí )肢解;一(yī )伙年轻(🍘)(qīng )人(➖)的乐(lè )队在商演途(🔴)中正(🐤)好路过此地(🏳)........ 电影(💰)讲述了一组巫婆猎(🐏)人(ré(🍼)n )如何(hé )追踪一(yī )个名叫(⏯)(jiào )伊丽莎(shā(💆) )白德克(kè )斯特的巫婆。你(🌬)是萨(❄)金特(tè(🏑) )的手(🐀)下(xià )，你感(gǎ(🔫)n )到愤怒(nù )，并(🚜)且(qiě )相信别人不喜欢这(〽)样的愤怒。外(⭕)星人(🚶)绑架了你的(🏚)狗，他们(men )要(yà(👘)o )付出(chū )代价，武装起(qǐ )来(🕷)，带(dài )上唯一(🚕)信赖(🚆)的宝剑，展开史诗般(🍎)(bān )的(🚒)冒险(xiǎn )。 当露(lù )西的哥(gē(🖲) )哥消(xiāo )失(shī(💚) )于底(⏸)特律一个废弃的建(🛸)筑，她(🔑)踏上了秘密之塔的可怕(💀)(pà )的世(shì )界(✋)，去(qù )探索所(suǒ )有那些(xiē(🕓) )已经(💒)烧(shāo )毁的一(🎯)切。