In these so-called post-modern times in contemporary art and media, which extol ostensibly non-judgemental ambiguity both ethical and narrative, there is a hunger for full-blooded, ferocious art that does not shy away from meaty issues of spiritual corruption, of right and wrong. No writer answers this need so perfectly and passionately as William Shakespeare. While the rest of the world can take him totally for granted and can afford to deconstruct and casualise him, he is barely heard of in Thailand, a country that is actually living through Shakespearean times.
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Chaika is a love story between a prostitute and a loser sailor, rebuilt between two seasons: the eternal winter of Siberia and the summer in the dusty steppes of Kazakhstan.
鹳(👣)(guàn )鸟不踟蹰(🏹)，飞了去瑞士(🛵)(shì )，反而镇守(😼)(shǒu )小(㊙)广场建(🖲)国(guó(📬) )元老加里波(✖)第的(de )铜像目(🍭)光炯(jiǒng )炯。被(🐖)骗多(duō )回的女画师(shī )为了地上两(liǎng )元硬币而仆街，水喉佬不长(zhǎng )进经(⛴)常与比(🚢)(bǐ )坚(🚊)尼亡妻讨(tǎ(🥁)o )论家事，大(dà(👿) )女儿遇人不(🔫)(bú )淑口交片(😰)被放上(shàng )网(🚸)，小儿Nerd宅(zhái )到(🕠)爆只(🀄)与鹳(guà(💟)n )为友(🙀)，更认(rèn )识镇(🏗)上犬儒(rú )王(🚩)，对方高买有(🖍)理反资本主(😔)义也。又是(shì(💑) )一出视角古(🚡)(gǔ )怪(📁)的城市(🖲)喜(xǐ(♌) )剧，苏甸尼(ní(🤯) )（《面包与(yǔ(🆘) )郁金香》）表(😢)面(miàn )笑尽莫(🥋)衷一(yī )是当代意大(dà )利人庸碌的(de )物资生活，其实暗中对真(😄)善美质(🍙)量肯(🥫)定(dìng )追求，铜(📱)像(xiàng )和鹳鸟(📿)一刚(gāng )一柔(🏠)是某些(xiē )高(🥃)尚生活的(de )象(👢)征和憧憬，剥(👗)(bāo )削(👄)者依然(♟)得(dé(🚧) )逞，但幸福(fú(🔋) )从来不属于(👕)(yú )高墙那一(🤦)边(biān )。
妻子在(❔)厨房做饭，无(📲)聊的丈夫点(🈲)开了(🦎)(le )随机视(🍃)频网(🅰)(wǎng )站，却看到(⚽)(dào )了奇怪的(🌕)事(shì )情......
生性(🐚)仗义(yì )的张(⛪)青（桑伟淋(lín ) 饰）为人忠(zhōng )厚，孟州城(chéng )帮会首领豹(bào )哥(🛅)（张德(🔚)晖(huī(🕦) ) 饰）犯奸获(🏹)罪，转嫁到张(🥙)青(qīng )头上，无(🗾)辜(gū )的张青(🌤)代人(rén )受过(📃)入狱服(fú )刑(🗳)。张父(🌭)得(dé )知(🖇)独子(🏯)坐监，变(biàn )卖(🚕)全部家产(chǎ(🥣)n )救儿子出狱(🍳)(yù )，自己则郁(🎖)(yù )郁而亡。出(🐂)(chū )狱后张青(💪)想(xiǎ(📭)ng )脱离豹(🚎)哥干(👄)点正经营生(💧)，豹(bào )哥不允(🦃)，无(wú )奈的张(🏓)青只(zhī )好到(⏸)寺院种(zhǒng )菜。当时的(de )孟州帮派林立，谁都想独霸(bà )一方，张青(🦐)(qīng )深感(🎤)世道(🧐)艰(jiān )难，他堂(⛳)堂(táng )七尺男(🔕)儿竟无立足(💌)之地。思(sī )前(🀄)想后，张(zhāng )青(😂)决定涉水(shuǐ(🍹) )江湖(🤾)，他带(dà(👋)i )领山(🎹)子（刘(liú )峰(🚐)超 饰）、蚂(👿)蚱(zhà )（仲晓(💽)鸥 饰(shì )）等(🌷)兄弟揭(jiē )竿(🤑)而起，与(yǔ )黑(📑)白两(🏘)道相(xià(🗨)ng )抗争(🧙)。捕快(kuài )李绍(🍣)甫（卢星宇(🔠) 饰）为获取(🔰)(qǔ )张青手上(🤢)的(de )官银，把张(zhāng )青的女人心(xīn )莲（施诗 饰(shì )）扣作人质，张(🚕)(zhāng )青闻(🥜)讯大(⏩)怒(nù )……
举(🈲)世闻(wén )名的(🖱)《富甲(jiǎ )山水(🚉)图》各(gè )一半(🥫)珍藏于大陆(🛎)和台湾的故(🥀)(gù )宫(💙)博物院(🐿)，这是(🛣)首次合(hé )璧(🧐)在台北故(gù(✖) )宫展出。国(guó(🕴) )际上的江湖(🎃)大盗(dào )纷纷(🍄)闻讯而(ér )至(🐑)。来自(🍞)大(dà )洋(🎧)彼岸(🖖)的国(guó )际盗(📂)宝集团(tuán )派(😞)出两名美(mě(🤭)i )女盗贼假扮(🍫)保安人员混入故(gù )宫盗走画卷(juàn )。盗贼得手(shǒu )之际恰好撞(♊)(zhuàng )到年(🦑)轻的(🎹)保(bǎo )安员小(📈)杰（房祖(zǔ(🚶) )名 饰），双(shuā(🥁)ng )方发生了激(✡)(jī )烈搏斗。正(🚨)(zhèng )当身手不(⛸)凡(fá(🔉)n )的小杰(🏡)终于(🌦)占了上风要(🛂)将盗贼擒拿(🌰)之际(jì )，一名(🚼)正在(zài )故宫(🗻)参观的(de )大陆(🌬)游客“英雄救(🔀)美”放(⛽)走(zǒu )了(🔙)美女(🙉)大盗(dào )反而(💫)制服了(le )小杰(💊)。当身(shēn )穿便(🔓)服的小(xiǎo )杰(🥪)终于让对(duì )方相信了自己是保安人员，美女才是盗(dào )贼的(🙍)时候，这(🐨)名游(🥉)客追(zhuī )悔莫(💚)及。原(yuán )来这(🐵)名叫大海（(🏵)夏雨 饰）的(🌻)(de )游客是一名(🌉)(míng )来自北京(🔵)的(de )小(🥄)区保安(🥏)。与此(😑)同时，比误放(🔶)盗贼更“乌龙(📑)”的事(shì )情发(🌍)生了，小杰被(👥)保安(ān )总部(🍗)认为是(shì )盗(🚿)窃集(🔌)团的内(📻)应(yī(📫)ng )，大海则发(fā(🚠) )现旅行团的(🖊)(de )大巴早已消(🎮)(xiāo )失，自己“脱(🧟)团”了。小杰不仅要躲避警方的追捕(bǔ )而且必须要(yào )亲自找(✴)回画(huà )卷才(💳)能证明(míng )自(🧣)己的清白(bá(⛹)i )；举目无亲(💦)的大(dà )海也(📹)“被成(chéng )为”了(🆕)小杰(jié )的“同(🎒)谋”，他(🔸)则是要(🎳)(yào )找(🎮)到他的旅行(🛷)团才能证明(👒)自己的身份(🔃)。于是，来自(zì(🚬) )两岸的两名(📟)(míng )“屌丝”保(bǎ(🔒)o )安开(👑)始了在(🦄)宝岛(⛳)“亡命天涯(yá(📴) )”的旅程......
The President of the United States has been bitten by a werewolf and is loose on the streets of Washington on a killing rampage! This comedy/horror/political satire is also a 'green movie,' created entirely out of recycled stock and public domain film footage culled from over one hundred grainy government instructional shorts, classroom education movies, vintage stag reels and features that have fallen out of copyright as well as from the favor of the public.
这(zhè(😖) )个片子肯定(🔱)(dìng )能让你想(⏲)起(qǐ )周围的某一(yī )个朋友，或者就是你自己，天天在纠结(jié(🛸) )于喝奶茶还(🦒)(hái )是绿茶，吃(🙁)(chī )麦当劳还(🐰)是(shì )吉野家(🙌)，甚至于(yú )纠(🚏)结两个或(huò(😑) )者更多的男(🌘)(nán )生(🎐)女生之(🛳)间(jiā(🏕)n )，你有没有(yǒ(🖊)u )想过，因为纠(🐸)结，你会错过(🤥)什么？