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是好(hǎo )莱坞(🖊)著名烂片导(🧔)演伍德自编(🎿)(biān )自(zì )导并化名(👫)自演的邪典(🚋)名片，混合了(📡)大量现成的(🚏)资料片镜(jì(🖨)ng )头（stock footage），手法(🌃)超级笨拙却(🥩)制(zhì )造(zào )出意想(🥅)不到的“笑果(📖)”，比(bǐ )如在讲(🆕)解男人阉割(👁)变女人时(shí(🗺) )，配以(🌞)钢柱冶(🐴)炼的(🎸)镜头，十(♿)(shí )分(🏿)(fèn )搞笑。本身(🏊)有异装嗜好(🕤)的(de )伍(wǔ )德借助当(🤹)时一桩轰动(📲)的变性(xìng )新(🎟)闻，解释了变(🚆)性和异装的(🍞)(de )区别，并呼吁(😆)大众宽容这(🔦)些(xiē )社(shè )会的边(🥑)缘人。著名恐(🏋)怖片演(yǎn )员(🛑)勒古西的表(🥂)演极其夸张(😸)，梦幻场景有(📋)点痴人说梦(📮)的味(wèi )道(dào )，解说(🏍)词幼稚而真(📹)诚。跟(gēn )后(hò(🌶)u )来被“誉为”有(🥠)史以来最大(〽)(dà )烂片的《外(👘)星第(🌺)九号计(👡)划》相(💷)(xiàng )比，本片似(⏬)乎略胜一筹(🏟)。 英(yīng )国航空工程(🗼)师解决超音(😯)速飞(fēi )行问(🐔)题的虚构故(🤶)事。 (Includes spoilers) VILLA BORGHESE is a film consisting of six vignettes (cut to five in its U.S. release) that are all set in the Roman park that bears that name. All the episodes take place within one day. The first episode, taking place early in the day, is called "Servant Girls and Soldiers" and is a trifle about a couple of guys trying to put the makes on a couple of young girls. The second piece is called "The Greek Letter Pi" and is a poignant little anecdote about a schoolgirl (Anna Maria Ferrrero) who is urged by her classmates to approach their Greek professor (François Perrier), so that they can photograph them kissing and perhaps blackmail the prof for a passing grade. It turns out the professor has a sad story to tell the girl…that he is going blind. The tearful girl cannot go though with the plan. The third episode is the funniest and probably the best in the film. It's called "Incident at Villa Borghese" and features tour-guide Vittorio De Sica as an incorrigible over-cologned woman-chaser who comes between Giovanna Ralli and her furiously jealous boyfriend Maurizio Arena. The dramatics that ensue among the three…and others…(💠)is absolutely hilarious. In one delicious moment, De Sica sits in the car with the boy on one side of him, screaming at the girl, and the girl's breasts on the other side, pressed against De Sica's face as he barely conceals his lust. In "The Marriage Arranger" Eduardo De Filippo is the father of a girl he is trying to marry off. The discussions between the relatives center on rather selfish interest…money, dowry. Then the increasingly ill-at-ease girl is revealed to have a handicap, involving her foot, and the young suitor comes to the emotionally distraught girl's side and, through simple humanity and kindness, saves the day in a way the crude relatives were not capable of doing. Of all the relationships we witness in the film, this is the only one that seems to have a future. "The Lovers" is a bittersweet episode about a man breaking up his affair with a married woman…as the woman's small children play in the park with their nurse and call out to their adulterous mommy. It is nicely acted by two great stars of the French cinema, Micheline Presle and Gérard Philippe. The final racy episode, "Beauty Contest," is a Felliniesque dissertation about two rival Roman street–prostitutes, who as they are about to be rounded up by the police, wind up at a Miss Cinema beauty contest taking place in the park. The younger of the women (Eloisa Cianni) eludes the police by going off with an older man in his car. The other and older one (Franca Valeri) is not so lucky and the episode and the film end as she is driven off in a police vehicle. It is late at night. 查(🕚)尔斯．拉蒙(😉)特(tè )执(zhí )导的一(🕌)部恐怖喜剧(📄)，由高脚(jiǎo )七(🥂)、矮冬瓜和(✖)鲍里斯．卡(🙆)洛(luò )夫合演(👗)。剧情描述在(⏫)维多利(lì )亚(yà )时(⬆)代的伦敦，两(💈)名新手警(jǐ(🚽)ng )察(chá )碰上了(🧕)一个化身博(🛐)士，展开(kāi )了(🥎)连串(🐚)斗法。本(🎥)片虽(🔲)无特别(bié )精(🔏)(jīng )彩的笑料(🌋)，但英国着名恐(kǒ(⛳)ng )怖(bù )片明星(👧)鲍里斯．卡(🈹)洛夫的演(yǎ(✅)n )出及特技化(🍸)装均有可观(🔍)之处(chù )。当年(🚸)在英国公映时，曾(🍍)被(bèi )电(diàn )检(⏸)列为X级，但后(🔩)来却可以在(🕍)(zài )儿童电视(🔂)节目中放映(🏎)。 索尔(ěr )·胡(🚽)洛克是二十世纪(💺)美国音(yīn )乐(🧐)(lè )舞台上最(💋)传奇的艺术(📹)经理(lǐ )人(ré(🔣)n )，他将夏里亚(🛡)宾、(🎅)帕甫洛(🍑)娃(wá(😪) )、伊萨伊、(😚)阿什肯纳奇(🥍)、奥(ào )伊(yī )斯特(✳)拉赫等数代(🗺)伟大的音(yī(🔄)n )乐(lè )家和舞(🎼)蹈家介绍给(🦔)美国公众(zhò(🚙)ng )。该片根据胡(😊)洛克的传记拍(pā(🔀)i )摄，多位重量(🗑)级艺术家在(🔝)片(piàn )中(zhōng )出(💦)演，如平扎饰(💅)演夏里亚宾(🔝)(bīn )、塔玛拉(🔈)·托马诺娃饰演(🐵)帕(pà )甫洛娃(🕞)、伊扎克·(🤘)斯特恩饰(shì(💳) )演(yǎn )伊萨伊(🌱)。央视曾在９(🏩)０年(🎆)(nián )代(dà(✂)i )播放(🛢)过该片的译(🏯)制版本，改(gǎ(🐴)i )名为《胡洛克的故(🏌)事》。 山(shān )また(🎀)山の、東北(😍)のある山中(♋)(zhōng )に、ダム(🌻)工事のため(🏋)に出来た急(🆗)造のバラック建(🏄)の街が出(chū(🚊) )現した。ある(📷)日この街へ(👮)無(wú )精(jīng )ヒ(🍡)ゲの小杉俊(🤠)介という大(✖)学(xué )出の技師が(😊)配属されて(🏼)来た。リウは(🍸)トラックに(🍜)小杉を乗(ché(😸)ng )せて事務所(⛷)へ送(🕥)ってや(⏭)った(🔥)。彼女は、母(📸)も、土方の(🛌)親(qīn )分をしてい(🐊)た父も失っ(🚕)てしまい、(🍯)松田所長の(📞)世話で荒(huā(🚌)ng )くれた飯場(🥣)で働いてい(🍍)る勝気(qì )な娘だ(🥐)った。俊介は(📰)着く早(zǎo )々(⚪)、地盤のゆ(👆)るみから、(🔲)犠(xī )牲(shēng )に(🥧)なった人の(💽)葬式に立ち会(huì(😧) )った。多くの(🥅)人々が犠牲(😏)になってい(🐈)る現状を見(🔤)て、俊(jun4 )介(jiè(👃) )は暗(🎂)然とす(🥉)るの(⛅)だった。彼(bǐ(🎂) )の歓迎宴の(🛌)席で、俊介は土(😓)(tǔ )地の茂吉(📪)老人の孫娘(🌨)で、芸(yún )者(😓)(zhě )に売られ(👷)た雛菊を、(😆)街のダニ篠(💿)原の手からかば(🏽)ってやった(🍣)が、雛菊に(🗄)とって俊介(🔯)(jiè )はそれ以(🗝)来忘れられ(🏏)ない人(rén )に(🌴)なった。リウや雛(🐃)菊のひそか(🐼)な思慕も俊(🌵)介には東京(🦃)に陽子とい(😨)う美しい恋(🏆)人が(🗾)あるの(😑)でか(🕌)なわぬ恋で(🈷)あった。しか(🌝)し陽子は俊介の(🔍)便りを読む(🥍)たびに、彼(🕌)の仕事には(♊)ついて行け(💢)ない自分を(😩)感じて、そ(🆗)の事を打ち明け(🍳)るため山の(📅)中まで訪ね(✴)て来るが、(⏯)俊介のあま(🍋)りの喜びよ(🔊)うを見(jiàn )て(🎷)話すことが出来(🔹)ずに帰京(jī(🧓)ng )した。ダムの(🌕)工事は俊介(🐛)が来てから(😵)一そう馬力(😏)をか(🚚)けられ(🧔)たが(🥧)、工事が早(♎)くすすむと(🚁)それだけ儲け損(🙏)う篠原たち(🎉)は、工事を(🦓)遅延させる(🕐)ため、坑道(🅿)爆破を企て(📈)た。信(xìn )州(zhō(⤴)u )という男が、金のためダイ(🥝)ナマイトの(📮)仕掛を買っ(🏄)て出(chū )た。し(🐔)かし篠原に(🕺)恨みを持(chí(🎉) )つ権三の密告で俊介は危険(🐖)を犯して坑(🎪)道に入り、(🎋)ダイナマイ(☔)トの導火線(🐈)を抜(🌻)いた。信(🌵)(xìn )州(🛐)は俊介の挺(✔)身をみて自(🌞)(zì )分(fèn )の非を悔い、爆発直(🌧)前のダイナ(⤵)マイトにと(🌾)びついて爆(🚒)(bào )死(sǐ )した(🕒)。俊介は重傷(😙)を負ったが、彼の全快する(🌹)頃、村民(mí(📀)n )の立退きも(🛷)、この事件(🛌)以来(lái )円滑(🥉)に進んでい(📚)ることを知(zhī )った。しかし、(🐇)茂吉老人は(🤠)生(shēng )まれた(✝)土地を愛す(🍆)る余り自(zì(⏬) )殺し(〽)てしま(🧑)った(🌸)。ダムの完(wá(🌓)n )成(chéng )の日、(🔏)陽子から別れの手(shǒu )紙(zhǐ )を(🈁)受取った。そ(♐)の手紙を焼(🍼)(shāo )いている(👊)ところへリ(🖍)ウが女(nǚ )ら(📧)しく着飾って別れをいいに(🚀)来た。九州の(🚏)飯場へ働き(🛥)に行くのだ(🎡)という。「僕(🔯)も九(jiǔ )州へ(🏺)行こう」という俊介の言(yá(😖)n )葉にリウの(💇)顔には明る(🌻)い希(xī )望の(✂)光がさした(🐋)。 :千金(📈)小姐(jiě(🏄) )女扮(🐚)男装暗中挑(🧥)选夫婿, 偏偏(🤖)(piān )遇(yù )上另一假凤虚凰, 你追(🎿)我逐(zhú ), 闹(nà(🕙)o )出笑话连篇(😵) 电影剧情：(👯)