电影(yǐng )剧情(🐻)(qíng )：
本片(pià(🚸)n )恶搞一番西游记(📖)。
Martin Ross is a district attorney with a fighting chance at his party's nomination for governor. But Martin's brother, Richard, wants him to have more than a fighting chance. So, as the other candidate takes a shower at his country club, Richard walks in with a gun and a silencer and walks out with one less bullet. The sheriff calls Martin and tells him the news of the murder. Later, he has a suspect: the victim's teenage caddy. But Martin already knows his brother is the real murderer. And Richard takes Martin's wife hostage to ensure than no one else finds out.
在二(èr )次大(🛌)战期间的南(✌)大西洋，美国(🧟)驱逐舰海恩(👡)斯(sī )号用(yò(🔆)ng )雷达追(zhuī )踪到德(🍤)国潜艇信号(🅿)(hào )，于是穆勒(🎖)舰长（罗伯(🔳)(bó )特.米彻(chè(😹) )姆饰）便展(💾)开追击(jī )。穆(mù )勒(💁)原担(dān )任货(😯)轮船长，因被(🎤)(bèi )鱼雷击沉(🐑)而转任海(hǎ(🎹)i )恩斯(sī )号的舰(jiàn )长，船上多是(🦄)新兵(bīng )。德(dé(🛡) )国史登(dēng )堡(👰)舰长（克德(🎺).朱尔(ěr )吉斯(🏃)饰）亦是船舰(jià(👀)n )作战(zhàn )好手(😎)，奉命与奇袭(🌎)舰会合(hé )并(🎵)取(qǔ )回英国(💮)(guó )密码，故一(📐)直坚守(shǒu )航线，却(💜)遭穆勒识(shí(➡) )破尾(wěi )随而(📝)来(lái )。穆勒深(🦊)怕弹援不(bú(🍱) )中而反遭德(🛌)国舰队(duì )围击(jī(🌹) )，便每(měi )小时(📵)以深水炸弹(🐾)轰(hōng )击以(yǐ(👉) )待援兵(bīng )赶(🙏)来。德国潜艇被(bèi )逼到深海海(🍇)床以便(biàn )甩(⌚)脱(tuō )追击，由(🐎)于美舰不断(🌃)轰击(jī )使德(🔮)(dé )军船员(yuán )受不(🍛)了，史舰长以(🛡)(yǐ )进行曲鼓(🎄)舞士气，这样(🐳)(yàng )一来更(gè(🃏)ng )被美军声纳(🛫)探知予(yǔ )以轰(hō(🍚)ng )击。海(hǎi )恩斯(👃)号也受重创(🖇)，穆勒假装弃(🙌)船引诱(yòu )德(🐤)潜(qián )艇浮出(✝)(chū )海面，以便轰击(🕖)潜(qián )艇使两(🎓)舰相撞……(😺)
走私(sī )贩张(🤽)韩(hán )被同党(🤸)醉猫昌打伤(shāng )，获(huò )黄飞鸿(hó(🐕)ng )治愈，鸿遂劝(🎓)韩改(gǎi )行从(🔥)商。韩发迹后(🏡)(hòu )于大(dà )沙(🌛)头妓(jì )院宴请鸿(🎢)等，巧遇(yù )昌(🕳)，二人为(wéi )争(🕌)歌女杨金娇(🤼)而大(dà )打出(📋)手。妓院失火(🚤)(huǒ )，昌(chāng )险被烧(shā(🍦)o )死，幸得鸿冒(🤷)死相(xiàng )救。
一(🌮)对新(xīn )婚夫(🍺)妇，男的是体(⛩)(tǐ )育记者，因(🍶)为最近(jìn )写了(le )一(📥)连串(chuàn )文章(🐴)报导拳坛的(🍫)贪(tān )污腐败(🚧)而受到黑帮(🥠)(bāng )分子(zǐ )的跟踪(zōng )；女的则(🐜)是纽约东(dō(🎋)ng )城区(qū )的时(🥓)装(zhuāng )设计师(📪)，双方的朋(pé(🤒)ng )友根本搭不到块(🚖)，但他(tā )俩仍(🐩)然(rán )尽量调(🤽)整自己来适(👧)(shì )应对(duì )方(📎)的社(shè )交生(🍵)活。不料在此(cǐ )时(🔟)，丈夫的前任(🎻)女(nǚ )友和(hé(🚹) )妻子的(de )前任(📔)男友相继来(😺)访(fǎng )，使(shǐ )本(🙉)来已(yǐ )经复杂的(🏁)情况更加(jiā(🔵) )一发不收拾(⛅)。