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This film comes from the Schloss Archive of His Highness, Herr Graf Ferdinand von Galitzien: 富(🌀)(fù(🚁) )翁曾和度（谐音“真糊涂”）吝(🧜)(lì(💙)n )啬 成(chéng )性(xìng )，其子曾伯稼（(👽)谐(🌨)音“真败家(jiā )” ）热(rè )心(xīn )地(👽)方(✖)公益，施济贫寒。曾和度(dù ) 忧(yō(🤷)u )虑(✈)伯(bó )稼(jià )因此败坏家业，诱(🚔)逼(🔺)他吸食 鸦片(piàn )，以(yǐ )达(dá )到(🔌)闭(👏)门守业的目的。从此 伯稼终(🖊)日(🙍)沉(🐚)(chén )溺(nì )烟(yān )榻，意志消沉，不(🧝)理(🍄) 家业。曾和度见(jiàn )此(cǐ )后果(💘)(guǒ(🈳) )，痛心家业难 保，恼恨而死。伯(🧤)(bó(🎭) )稼(jià )妻张(zhāng )氏(shì )，屡劝丈 夫戒(🆓)烟(😀)反遭辱骂。不(bú )久(jiǔ )，伯(bó )稼(🤗)(jià(📇) )子误将 鸦片当作糖果吞食(😰)，中(🧞)(zhōng )毒(dú )死亡(wáng )。伯稼 之母眼见(❄)丈(🍨)夫去世，孙儿(ér )夭(yāo )亡，悲(bē(🛏)i )愤(🈹) 交加，也一病而殁。曾家店伙(😫)(huǒ(⏰) )卜遥(yáo )莲(lián ) （谐音“不要脸(🙈)”）(🌀)和(🧓)梅志实（谐音(yīn ) “没(méi )知识(🐆)(shí(🎬) )”）乘伯稼办理丧事，侵吞 大(🆒)量(🌼)(liàng )财(cái )物，暗中在外挥霍。几(😧)年(🌈)时间 ，曾家(jiā )财(cái )产已(yǐ )消(xiā(🍃)o )耗(🌲)殆尽，而伯稼仍每 日依恋烟(💇)(yā(🛄)n )毒(dú )，不(bú )思(sī )悔改。张氏因(🙂)苦(👴)劝 无效，饮恨(hèn )投(tóu )河自(zì )尽(🌠)(jì(🧐)n )。张氏死后，卜 遥莲和梅志实(🎲)(shí(🚋) )乘(chéng )机变(biàn )卖(mài )曾家全部(😜)产(🚒)业 ，勾结婢女将伯稼(jià )之女(😹)(nǚ(🔔) )真(🐍)(zhēn )真卖入娼门 ，又骗去伯稼(🛀)赖(➰)以生活的一(yī )笔(bǐ )保险(xiǎ(📇)n )金(➡) 。从此，伯稼流落街头，拉人(ré(🐼)n )力(🛤)(lì )车糊(hú ) 口。一日，其女真真坐(🔭)伯(🤱)稼车出(chū )堂(táng )差 ，父(fù )女相(👟)见(🔚)，百感交集，未及倾诉(sù )别(bié(🍷) ) 后(🚁)之(zhī )情(qíng )，即被鸨母驱开。伯稼(🚺)后(🎨)悔莫(mò ) 及(jí )，饥(jī )寒(hán )难忍(🚝)，倒(🥙)毙于城门之下。 Bargeman Louveau finds an abandoned boy, Victor, and with the authorities permission takes him back to his own family where he raises him. 10 years later Victor and Louveau's daughter Clara have fallen in love, and it is then that Louveau is called to Paris, where it has been discovered that Victor is really the son of Maugendré, a charcoal shipper on the Nivernaise canal. Meanwhile, Victor protects Clara when a jealous bargehand attacks her and he manages to save the family barge from crashing into the lock. Returned to his real father, Victor is sent away to be educated but misses Clara and his life on the barges. When Maugendré realizes this he lets him return and when they are married he gives Victor and Clara a barge of their own. 公(gōng )元(🥅)300年(💬)(nián )前(qián )后，吐谷浑部落公主(🤕)可(👧)鲁(❕)克与家(jiā )奴托(tuō )素(sù )相恋(🥐)，却(🖐)遭到部落首领的强烈反对(👸)，托(🈁)(tuō )素(sù )为了(le )追求自己的爱(💎)情(😈)，只身涉险去西(xī )凉(liáng )，可(kě )鲁(🐔)克(🔀)亦追随而去，历尽万般艰辛(🕤)(xī(📸)n )和(hé )磨难(nán )，最终感动天地(🚺)汇(😉)聚成两片湖水(shuǐ )。 After the death of his brother Georg, John Vanderheit expects to inherit his fortune. Unfortunately, just before he died Georg made a will in which he bequeathed his entire estate to his wife, Irmgard. Unwilling to yield to John, Irmgard takes flight and undertakes a hazardous journey into the mountains. Here, she meets a kindly hermit who offers her shelter. John is not far behind, however, and when Imrgard repulses him he causes an avalanche in an attempt to kill her. Trapped in the hermit’s shelter, Irmgard’s new friend removes his hood – and reveals that he is her husband Georg... 「 農(🔊)夫(🤴)成員陸永與C君、衛詩雅(yǎ(🚾) )、(🎸)夏尉(wèi )喻(yù )（Barbie）及勞浩羽(🍡)等(🏚)人出席電影《笑(xiào )林寺(sì )》煞(💇)科(👽)宴(🗡)，衛詩雅笑言跟農夫合作(zuò(🌟) )好(😷)辛(xīn )苦(kǔ )，拍攝時NG好多次，NG到(😶)自(🎛)己也覺不好意思(sī )，試戲(xì(🏃) )已(🍊)不停笑，沒有一個鏡頭不好笑(🏼)(xià(🚵)o )，農夫(fū )還經常爆肚，令到她(🔊)好(🌴)難接住，其(qí )中有(yǒu )場(chǎng )戲(🚦)要(💱)打農夫。陸永笑聞言指衛(wèi )詩(🍄)(shī(🚹) )雅拍(pāi )打(dǎ )戲四肢不協調(⭐)，C君(🧓)搞笑謂衰過(guò )阿(ā )嫲，晨(ché(😼)n )運(🎚)阿婆都好過衛詩雅，但自己(🛬)只(💺)(zhī )被對(duì )方(fāng )的美色迷倒，因(🤴)為(🌊)沒甚麼可以做(zuò )到。 从(cóng )小(🛌)右(🦐)臂就具神力的大陆青年刘(🆚)晶(🎫)（周星(xīng )驰(chí ) 饰）来港不久(🛤)便(🚉)接连遭遇倒霉事，先(xiān )是(shì(🧖) )钱(🥐)包(bāo )被偷，而后行李也遭人(😳)抢(🎙)劫，不(bú )过(guò )也因(yīn )此(cǐ )结识(🖱)放荡不羁的潇洒（钟镇涛(tā(🗑)o ) 饰(🎪)(shì )）。刘(liú )晶四处寻找工作(😥)，却(🚴)迟迟未定(dìng )，甚至(zhì )还(hái )卷(🌧)入(📖)黑帮斗争之中。走投无路之(zhī(👗) )际(🈸)，刘(liú )晶和潇洒决定参加散(🍚)打(📛)比赛，更(gèng )阴差(chà )阳(yáng )错拜(🔆)入(🛥)具有黑社会性质的赵东拳馆(🚇)。在(👸)(zài )黑(hēi )社会(huì )师傅（成奎(🗑)安(🏪) 饰）的带领下，二(èr )人(rén )随(🏪)同(🤶)(tóng )前去夜袭霍家拳馆的霍环(🕚)师傅，籍(jí )此机(jī )缘(yuán )，刘晶得(🏮)以(🌴)拜入霍师傅门下。二(èr )人都(🌈)(dō(✖)u )对(duì )师傅的女儿嘉敏（张(🍽)敏(🤦) 饰）存(cún )有(yǒu )好感(gǎn )，也由此(🍈)闹(🎺)出不少笑话。然而门下(xià )大(🎆)师(🏜)(shī )兄(xiōng )（尹扬明 饰）嫉恨(⛩)刘(🍿)晶，设计陷(xiàn )害，致(zhì )使刘晶被(😄)逐(🐅)出师门。他的未来将何去何(🤳)(hé(🉑) )从(cóng )…… 动画名家北山清(🎊)太(🔗)郎制作的早期(qī )动(dòng )画。