There is no movie like Litan
四(🏵)个(🥥)朋(péng )友在(😎)(zài )分(fèn )开一段时间后又(🏚)重聚在(🚇)(zà(🎡)i )一(🕎)(yī )起(qǐ )并度过了一个晚上。 他(tā )们(🕧)(men )对(🤕)(duì )性和(🤶)欲望看法的不同显(xiǎn )露(lù )出(chū )根(😼)深(🚈)蒂(👛)固的冲(🎭)突和长期暗(àn )藏(cáng )的(de )渴(🌁)望.
The Carry On team again manage to find themselves in another farcical situation. This time, Sid James, Bernard Bresslaw and Barbara Windsor and the gang go on holiday to Spain only to find their hotel unfinished and practically unstaffed. It's particularly memorable for the several instances that Sid James 'accidently' walks in on an almost naked Barbara Windsor in the shower!
An unusually cold winter forces the french government to push the best housed people to accommodate some poor fellow citizens. The decree called "Le Grand Partage" creates some trouble among the residents of a Paris upscale apartment block.
以一位(🌺)即(😳)将离界的(de )的(de )哥(gē )视角出发讲述了(🏞)一(🃏)组温(🥜)(wē(⛰)n )情(🤮)(qíng )故事。
李文新、杜宗奇等(děng )新(💏)(xī(😍)n )兵(➗)抽(chōu )籤(🚿)下部隊，等集結時知(zhī )是「金門」(🃏)俱(⬜)各憂心忡(🥔)忡。
故事(shì )发生在地处偏(🎂)远，风景(👩)(jǐ(🏳)ng )秀(👮)丽(lì )的(de )青翠村，这里民风淳朴(pǔ )，村(🐵)(cū(🚔)n )民们宛(🙌)如一家人，其乐(lè )融(róng )融(róng )。然而，某(👹)日(🤽)，一(⬅)张铁(tiě(👍) )丝(sī )网(wǎng )从天而降将村(⏰)子一分为(🥒)二(🌰)(èr )，使(shǐ )得原本的亲朋和好友再(zà(⏮)i )也(🤡)(yě )不(🔋)(bú(😼) )能(🌔)够相见，这令彼此之(zhī )间(jiān )有着(🖥)深(🕚)厚(🙊)情谊的(🚴)村民们感(gǎn )到(dào )十分(fèn )痛苦。
It's the dawn of April 25, 1974, when Marco, a 25-year old Italian and his Portuguese friend Victor leave Paris on a yellow Citroen 2CV. The goal of their trip is Lisbon, which on that night was freed from Europe's longest dictatorship. The two are joined by Claire, Victor's former girlfriend and University classmate, who wants to take a break from her everyday life, leaving behind her husband and baby son, to form again, even for a few days, the traveling trio with her friends.
太平(♉)天(😋)国运动失(🎴)(shī )败20年(nián )后，天国叛徒黄(🍓)璋因出(🆑)(chū(🗼) )卖(🦌)灵(líng )魂，勾结清廷屠杀天国(guó )将领(⚽)(lǐ(🐨)ng )而(é(🚷)r )被(🔫)清廷任命为平南将军(jun1 )，在(zài )广西境(🍅)内(🌤)引(🌏)起了极(😼)大民(mín )愤(fèn )。铁索桥上，天(📨)地会二首(🥁)领(😡)(lǐng )韦(wéi )天成为杀黄璋误中清府总(👂)(zǒ(😅)ng )管(guǎ(🌱)n )覃(🌔)(tá(🌳)n )谋的圈套，被清兵俘虏(lǔ )。知(zhī )府(🔝)大(㊙)院(🎶)内，黄璋(👪)正在观(guān )看(kàn )瑶家姑娘跳舞，一个(🌪)领(🌎)舞姑(gū )娘(⤴)借(jiè )跳舞之机靠近黄璋(✌)，欲(yù )杀(🏏)黄(💚)(huá(⛵)ng )璋未成。天地会两次谋(móu )杀使(shǐ )黄(🏫)璋(🎊)惊恐(🚀)不(🙋)安。他处死了韦(wéi )天(tiān )成，并责令清(🚂)兵(🤯)在(🏻)广西(xī(🌦) )各(gè )地(dì )大肆搜捕天国(🐢)后人，格(gé(💤) )杀(🍍)(shā )勿(wù )论。黄璋的暴行更激起天(tiā(⏲)n )地(dì )会(😑)的(❕)愤(🐼)怒，不杀黄璋，死(sǐ )不(bú )罢(bà )休。韦(🐝)天(🏣)国(🈶)、蒙铁(🍹)亲自(zì )出(chū )马(mǎ )寻找长年隐迹、(👴)独(💱)来独(dú )往(😳)(wǎng )的江湖高手--天国后人(㊙)孤独汉(hà(🎖)n )。在(🚈)(zài )韦天国慷慨陈言、凛然(rán )正义(🕟)(yì(❤) )的感(💩)召(🐗)下，孤独汉终于(yú )出山(shān )。可是蒙铁(🦇)的(⏪)被(😣)捕，使孤(🥚)独(dú )汉(hàn )的行动暴露了。黄璋在(zà(⛲)i )家(🎰)(jiā )乡(xiāng )--马甲为母亲祝寿，清兵(bīng )在(🔠)(zài )官(guā(🤭)n )道(⏯)、(🏖)小路设下九重铁围。孤(gū )独汉翻山(📵)越(🏈)岭，黄璋(🏊)贴身(shēn )护(hù )将(jiāng )杨刚在山路投下(🥧)防(🎲)线。孤(gū )独(😥)(dú )汉在大苗山杀死了苗(🌚)山(shān )虎(hǔ(🌦) )后(🏮)，在大瑶山、茅草地两次(cì )遇险(xiǎ(💤)n )。幸(🏫)亏美(🏔)人(📧)蕉突然出现(xiàn )，又(yòu )有人暗中相助(🎯)，得(🏜)以(🦖)脱(tuō )险(👉)。美人蕉寻找孤独汉，忽遇小(xiǎo )桃(tá(🎍)o )红(🐛)。原来，小桃红是天(tiān )地(dì )会(huì )安插(🍸)在黄璋(⏲)身(⌚)旁(🎦)的一个(gè )内(nèi )线(xiàn )，她利用美貌勾(🗿)引(♐)杨刚，窃(🌡)(qiè )取情报；而美人蕉却是覃(tán )谋(🛣)(mó(⛓)u )派(pài )来行(🖐)刺孤独汉的杀手。一(yī )场(🕝)厮杀，小桃(🔀)红(😴)中剑身亡(wáng )。在一间破屋里，美人蕉(💊)趁(🎈)为(wé(🌜)i )孤(🗑)独(dú )汉洗伤口之时拔出匕首(shǒu )，而(🎎)(é(🌩)r )孤(😲)独汉却(🦕)异常镇定地讲(jiǎng )了一(yī )个故事。美(🐧)人(🚙)蕉听后伏在孤(gū )独(dú )汉身上失声(🎛)痛哭，她(🏇)知(⚫)(zhī(🆙) )道(dào )了(le )自己的身世。原来，她(tā )的(de )父(🚆)(fù(🕣) )亲被清(🕌)兵杀害，母亲被覃(tán )谋(móu )霸占，服毒(🐘)自(👔)尽，自己成(✝)(chéng )了(le )覃(tán )谋的养女。三月(⛪)三盛节(jiē(👼) )，马(🕚)甲镇上，黄璋在为母亲(qīn )祝(zhù )寿。众(🕣)清(🦖)官齐(🤥)送(🖍)寿礼。一位(wèi )老官(guān )员也送上一个(🎯)红(🤯)包(📸)，黄(huáng )璋(🙎)打(dǎ )开一看，内有"黄璋之墓(mù )"四个(🥅)(gè(🔴) )大字。韦天国拔刀刺向黄(huáng )璋(zhāng )，却(🐦)被杨刚(🈚)一(❓)脚(🔪)踢飞。台(tái )上(shàng )台(tái )下大乱，黄璋逃(🎵)脱(🕥)。黄(huáng )璋(🛅)(zhāng )逃(táo )至鼓楼，楼内闪出孤独汉(hà(🥫)n )，发(🍯)出三支毒(🐏)剑麻，正中黄(huáng )璋(zhāng )咽(yā(🌈)n )喉，黄璋倒(🔸)地(🔉)身亡。一(yī )场(chǎng )大战，韦天国壮烈牺(🌐)牲(🍮)，美(mě(🌵)i )人(🐭)蕉也为掩护孤独汉身亡，孤独(dú )汉(📂)悲(🎩)愤(🕹)万千，他(🍼)抱起美(měi )人蕉(jiāo )迎着太阳走去。
A miscreant who commits a misdemeanor is sentenced to do community service in an old-folks home.