西游记恶搞

意(yì(💇) )大(dà(🎄) )利黑手党在(👱)20世纪初将(🏜)其黑(hēi )手(shǒ(🌡)u )伸向了美国(🚐)曼哈顿的(👑)则意(yì )大(dà(🔊) )利移民区。杀(😔)人越货、(🏇)勒索(suǒ )绑架(🦎)，无所不为。为(👇)对付黑(hē(📿)i )手(shǒu )党的恐(🙃)怖活动，皮(✈)特罗西(xī )诺(🈁)(nuò )探长专门(🙉)组织了一(🖋)支小分队(duì(🌚) )。少女艾德丽(🥡)娜的父亲(🎌)是个(gè )黑(hē(🤤)i )手党徒，皮特罗西诺爱上(shàng )了(le )她，但(🔘)艾德(🧢)丽娜喜欢的(🐧)却(què )是(shì )探长的(🔴)同事(✉)约翰尼。痛苦(🐙)中(zhōng )的(de )皮特罗西诺将(👦)个人恩怨放(🚃)(fàng )在(zài )一(🈸)边，集中精力(🔤)对付黑手(shǒ(🐄)u )党(dǎng )，并勇(🏎)敢地救出遭(🦁)黑手党绑(bǎ(🎬)ng )架的人质(🆎)，为皮特罗西(👬)诺的(de )精(jī(🏉)ng )神所感动的(🥓)艾德丽娜终(🥐)于(yú )答(dá(➰) )应嫁给他，但(🚻)皮特罗西诺(🥋)却(què )在一(🌼)次对当地权(👈)威人士的调(diào )查(chá )中(⚫)被黑手党暗(🗼)害身(🌸)亡。为(wéi )完(wá(🚣)n )成皮特罗西诺的(🔯)遗愿(🐓)，约(yuē )翰(hàn )尼(😨)顶住各种压力，终于抓(💇)住(zhù )了(le )潜藏(🎁)在上层社(🤹)会中的黑手(♌)(shǒu )党(dǎng )党魁(🔬)。 《边界》的故(🕗)事发(fā )生(shē(🆕)ng )在一片荒芜(🎯)的草原上(🎳)，主角(jiǎo )是一(🍡)个蒙古本(🏅)地男子和一(🚮)对(duì )从(cóng )北(🐥)韩出逃的(🛑)母子。身心疲(🚔)(pí )惫(bèi )的三(😁)个人在无(🏄)法相互交流(🔋)的(de )情境下接受着宿命(⚓)的旨意，并(bì(📹)ng )不断(✏)寻求生存下(⬛)去的希望(wàng )。 After incurring the wrath of the mob, a comic flees Detroit for Chicago taking the name "Mickey One" from a stolen Social Security card from a homeless bum he witnesses being beaten up and robbed. As he returns to the stage and becomes successful, he fears that the mob will track him down. He wishes to square himself with the mob, but doesn't know what he did to anger them or what his debt is. 被称(🥠)为教(🖱)授的男人是(🥎)由托(tuō )纳(nà )多雷执导(😟)的1986年意大利(🌶)戏剧。他(tā(🐂) )的电影处女(⛱)作是基于意(✏)大(dà )利(lì(💸) )犯罪老板Raffaele Cutolo的(😁)真实故事，并(🍖)(bìng )改(gǎi )编(🎱)自Giuseppe Marrazzo的小说。国(🦆)际版本比(🧥)原(yuán )意大利(🤓)版本短。 Kathy is married to Peter. Now she can't help but wonder how things could have been if she got together with her old boyfriend, Tom. Being married prevents from doing that so she asks her friend, Emily to go to him and see if she can sleep with him then tell Kathy how it was. When Emily tells Kathy that things were awesome, their friendship suffers, at the same so does Kathy's marriage. Things get even more complicated when Emily learns she's pregnant, and she's not certain if it's Tom's or her boyfriend, Elliot. 雁南(🍨)归（许(xǔ(🎉) )冠(guàn )文 饰）(⛰)与远嫁香港(⏺)的妹妹(mè(🍚)i )阿(ā )萍（郑(🚖)雅文 饰）分离多年，虽(😬)然阿萍常寄(🏧)钱物(🐾)，但雁南(nán )归(👊)(guī )大都用来为村(🥔)民谋(✌)福，自(zì )己(jǐ(🎎) )整日在树林中腾跃劳(🗝)作，落(luò )得快(👔)活。这一日(👇)，雁南归终(zhō(🥢)ng )于(yú )决定奔(⏱)赴香港，探(📽)望妹妹(mèi )和(🛀)(hé )传闻中富(😃)足的妹夫(👥)黄嘉范(fàn )（(👵)黄百鸣 饰(⛷)）。然而雁南(🚁)归甫(fǔ )一抵(🏺)达，便发现(🥁)实情颇有出(📌)(chū )入(rù )，妹妹(🥖)一家四口(📰)与嘉范未(wè(🧡)i )嫁(jià )的空姐小妹黄嘉(🌛)玲（王祖贤(🕠)(xián ) 饰(✍)）挤在一间(⏱)不大的两居室(shì(👆) )里(lǐ(🌎) )，黄嘉范只凭(😿)鞋店店员的(de )工(gōng )作养(🈹)家。同时，黄家(🍃)人对雁(yà(🛶)n )南归大大咧(📝)咧的乡下作(⏩)风颇(pō )感(🔝)(gǎn )不适，双方(🏳)硬凑一个屋(🏹)檐(yán )下(xià(👫) )，惹起诸多矛(🤞)盾。雁南归(🤬)经(jīng )黄嘉范(🚺)介绍入鞋店(🥚)工作，但(dà(😤)n )只一天便被(🐐)老板娘逐出(🚴)；嘉(jiā )玲(🧡)(líng )与富商公(😔)子的关系不久也(yě )被(🔁)(bèi )雁南归搞(🗓)砸。失(📣)落之下雁南(✔)(nán )归参加有奖节(🌌)目意(🥄)外获得出(chū(🗯) )国(guó )机会，却不幸在旅(🆎)途中遭(zāo )遇(😈)(yù )不测…(🐊)… Fred (Leotard) is a gambler and deep in debt. He owes crime boss Victor (Marquand) a lot of money and the time to pay has come. Gégé (Penot), his loyal friend, advises him to make money quickly, or face the consequences. But Fred, at this moment, has other ideas in his head. He is obsessed with his young ex, BB (Binoche). He is still madly in love with her, but she wants nothing more to do with him. She wants to be happy, far away from Fred, and his gambling. He wants to try again and promises to change, but she will not listen. Fred, without her, sees no reason to keep going. He decides to take a massive risk to refund his debts. He agrees to kill a man. Victor arranges the hit. Fred carries out his contract, but realizes it is a trap: somebody is there who wants to eliminate him. But Fred is prompter to draw his gun and kills the assasin. He knows now that his life will be very difficult. Impossible even with two gangs after him. Then he meets Colette (Girardot). She has had a difficult life and now dreams of peace. She takes care of a scared Fred and falls in love with him. However it may be too late. Fred knows he has to pay his debt and that the only way to do it is to carry the hit... 两个(📒)少女，一(yī )个(🥏)生在波兰(🖌)，一个生在法(🌴)国(guó )，同样的(🍎)相貌，同样(🛠)的年龄(líng )，她(🙀)们也有一(🌑)样的名字：(🕧)薇罗(luó )尼卡(💓)。她们都那(🌪)样喜欢音乐(🏰)(lè )，嗓音甜美(🚃)。波兰的薇(🚚)罗尼(ní )卡(kǎ(🧜) )非常喜欢唱歌，唱高音(🌛)特(tè )别(bié )出(📡)众。她(📏)觉得自己并不是独(dú )自一人(🐻)生活(📹)在这个世界(🗝)上，没(méi )想到一天她真(🤚)的遇到一个(🐰)(gè )样(yàng )子(🗂)跟她一模一(🕙)样的女孩，可(🌇)(kě )是她自(⬜)己却在一次(⛑)表演中心(xī(🥅)n )脏(zāng )病发(👂)暴毙在舞台(🔻)上。此时(shí(✨) )身(shēn )在法国(🕐)的薇罗尼卡(🎂)正沉醉在(📬)(zài )与男友的(😌)欢愉中，突然(🚼)她觉(jiào )得(🕳)特别的空虚(➖)难过。此后她(tā )的(de )生活(🙎)中便常常响(💌)起一(⛺)段极(jí )其(qí )哀怨的曲子，她爱(🌔)上了(🔤)一个(gè )儿童(📱)读物作家。一次与男友(🈷)(yǒu )聊(liáo )天的(👏)过程中，她(🌡)发现了在(zà(🏌)i )波(bō )兰拍的(📹)照片中，出(📜)现了一个(gè(🌾) )与自己极为(🎓)相似的女(🎠)子，此(cǐ )时(shí(💓) )她才深深(🔫)相信，世界上(🏈)还(hái )有(yǒu )另(🏉)外一个自(❣)己存在。 人们(📘)畏(wèi )惧走过(💝)盛开的樱(🔵)花树下，因(yī(🤼)n )为传说这会使人发狂(👱)……隐(yǐn )居(🗽)(jū )山(🔳)中的强盗（若山富三郎(láng ) 饰(🤔)(shì )）(😬)拦住了两男(😂)一女，他被女(nǚ )人（岩(👭)下志麻 饰）(🕧)的美貌深(👺)(shēn )深(shēn )震惊(🔥)，斩杀男人后(🔞)背走了(le )女(🤞)(nǚ )人。女人百(🔈)般娇媚，答应(👸)做(zuò )他的(🤡)妻子，但对强(🚚)盗施以羞(💜)(xiū )辱(rǔ )，并下(🕵)达各种命令(🎶)，强盗(dào )为(🦖)(wéi )她杀死了(📶)自己木屋中(🚟)所有的(de )女(😳)人，为她抢夺(⛴)一切物品。女人仍然不(🎸)满足，提出回(🐳)京(jī(🛒)ng )都(dōu )生活。强盗答应了，但要(yà(🎃)o )等(dě(😼)ng )走过盛开的(🐱)樱花林之后。 An irreverent comedy is set in motion when Leon Geller, a sensitive Jewish man from London, accidentally learns that his is the product of artificial insemination.