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Rome, 1850. In prison, two young men, Bernardino and Mammone, condemned for murder wait their own death penalty to be executed, and pass their last hours telling each other lust and castration stories (4 flash-blacks). The first story involves a duc and a clergyman castrating themselves, while the lusty duchess and a lusty countrygirl are left alone. The second story is about a Calabrese shepherd who leads his unfaithful wife to eat her lover's testicles, supposing they were from cattle. The third story deals with the castration of a priest by the young man after whom he was lusting. And the last story is about a different sort of menage-a-trois. The Federation's Boss must call their best agent out of a bedroom romp with a gentleman because the USA, Russia, Britain and France, the four nuclear powers, are under the menace of an atomic weapon carried by their very own super secret joint satellite. An unnamed power, represented by the sexy and intelligent Madame Chang, by various means (sexy hit-girls and some violence) has been retrieving the keys to the computer that controls that weapon from the only men in the world who had got those precious keys... The beautiful and daring Diana Burns, after being driven over New York by helicopter, is forced to play a double game with the British agent to save his life, to fight a Dark hit-girl in Central Park, and try to avoid paying the 4 billion dollar ransom demanded by the Eastern gang. Pepper will have to use her other attributes, to uncover treachery among her own people and to play two deadly games of chess to win the day. The world will be safe again, and then pepper can rest .. Rome, 1850. In prison, two young men, Bernardino and Mammone, condemned for murder wait their own death penalty to be executed, and pass their last hours telling each other lust and castration stories (4 flash-blacks). The first story involves a duc and a clergyman castrating themselves, while the lusty duchess and a lusty countrygirl are left alone. The second story is about a Calabrese shepherd who leads his unfaithful wife to eat her lover's testicles, supposing they were from cattle. The third story deals with the castration of a priest by the young man after whom he was lusting. And the last story is about a different sort of menage-a-trois. 在快(🎴)乐(😭)的动物(wù )王(wá(🌻)ng )国里，残暴的(de )狮子和(🦐)奸(🏬)诈的毒蛇(shé )，赶(🔞)走了真正的(de )国(guó )王(📼)实(😌)施暴政，只(zhī )有狐(🕚)狸(📃)罗宾汉(hàn )敢和他(🚟)们(📰)作对。虽(suī )然恶(♊)狼警长设下(xià )许(xǔ(✅) )多(🉑)圈套，但是(shì )勇(🎁)(yǒng )敢机智的罗宾(bī(🕐)n )汉(🌝)最后还是战胜(shè(🌄)ng )邪恶，将所有的坏(huà(😝)i )蛋(⌛)(dàn )赶出森林。 龙(🔰)(lóng )自(zì )小便醉心武(🥞)术(🐼)(shù )，但由于不能(🐑)支(zhī(👱) )付学费，只好从旁(🖍)(páng )偷学。其间，巧(qiǎ(🥚)o )遇(yù )一位武功高强(🌾)(qiá(💔)ng )的(de )老叫花，并拜(🥡)(bài )他为师，苦练武功(😙)(gō(💝)ng )。十年寒暑，龙(lóng )已(yǐ(🍊) )经练得一身好(hǎ(🍗)o )武(🆘)(wǔ )功，并经常路(🛄)(lù )见不平，行侠仗义(🚶)。其(🎊)中一次，与(yǔ )一(💔)(yī )流氓结怨。后(hòu )来(🚚)(lá(🏌)i )，那流氓找其(qí )师(🙈)父出头，怎料(liào )其师(🎋)父(👯)正是龙之杀(shā(🏺) )父(fù )仇人。 身为警(jǐ(🤭)ng )视(🏊)(shì )总监的岚山(🎾)（池(🌛)部良 饰）一直(zhí(🎹) )在追查大规模毒(🛤)品(pǐn )走私的案件，因(🏼)(yī(🐏)n )搜(sōu )查中使用(💋)不当(dāng )手(shǒu )段而被(🛳)迫(🕕)辞职(zhí )，为了继续调(🐢)查，岚山集结了三(🕟)位(👦)(wèi )高(gāo )手：岚(🤖)山原下(xià )属(shǔ )、独(🔳)行(💮)杀手隼(sǔn )猛（(🐗)佐藤允 饰），合气道(⚡)高(😘)手、死(sǐ )刑(xíng )犯(🐬)樱一郎（乡(xiāng )鍈(yā(♿)ng )治(🏉) 饰）以及甲(jiǎ(🏵) )贺忍术之高手、现(🔯)经(🚇)营侦探事务所(🕤)(suǒ )的(📼)(de )甲贺龙一（千(qiā(🐱)n )叶(yè )真一 饰）。三(😗)(sān )人(rén )成立特别调(🚩)查(〽)(chá )组，目标走私(🙍)团伙(huǒ )老大——水(♊)原(🌷)马(mǎ )里(lǐ )奥（(🚔)津川(📴)雅彦(yàn )）。 《洪拳与(🥥)咏(🥌)(yǒng )春》由武侠大(🐙)导张(zhāng )彻执导, 唐隹(📛)及(🕌)刘(liú )家(jiā )良任(🧖)武术指导(dǎo ), 故(gù )事(🍝)依(🍋)练功、破(pò )功的(🎺)情节发展, 讲述为清(👔)廷(🏚)效力的八(bā )旗(📚)(qí )武馆为对付少(shǎ(🎍)o )林(🔻)(lín )子弟, 特请来(🤦)高(gā(⛹)o )手巴刚(梁家仁)与(🕜)(yǔ )余比(王龙威)踢(👞)平林(lín )赞(zàn )田师父(🎴)的(⏹)少林(lín )武(wǔ )馆(🚹). 从武馆侥幸(xìng )逃(tá(🔺)o )生(🚯)者, 仅有麦汉(hà(🎧)n )(唐炎(🍴)灿)、陈保荣(戚(qī(🏹) )冠(🐳)军)、李耀(傅声(🌫)(shēng ))和(hé )何振刚(刘家(🚢)辉(🌀)(huī )). 他(tā )们急往(🈴)深山向(xiàng )林赞田师(🔀)父(🚹)求助, 林(lín )遂派麦(🍦)与何跟鹰(yīng )爪(zhǎo )王(〰)学(🚰)「趟地鹰(yīng )爪(🌬)(zhǎo )功」及「大力(lì(⏳) )鹰(🈚)爪功」, 望破巴(🛺)之「(🔪)铁布衫」及余(yú(🕋) )之(zhī )气功. 可惜麦(⛸)、何(hé )学成后与巴(🌁)、(🛢)余对战不敌身(🎾)亡(wáng ). 林再派李、陈(🏙)练(🖌)虎(hǔ )鹤(hè )双形(💡)拳和(🎼)咏春(chūn )拳(quán )...