公元前(💛)227年，卫国军(🌳)队在凤凰(🦂)山遭遇(🏓)梁军伏击(jī )，血战(zhà(🌳)n )之后惟(wé(🦌)i )有受重(chóng )伤的卫(😄)国大将军(📴)（王力宏 饰）和(👧)装死(sǐ )的(🍩)梁国(guó )士兵（成龙(🍕) 饰(shì )）(😨)二人(rén )存(🚆)活。将军有(🔴)(yǒu )着统(🤠)一(yī )诸国(🌔)的(de )宏图壮(📦)志，而小(🔵)兵只想过自己(jǐ )的(🥒)太平(píng )日(💴)子。小兵活(huó )捉大(🌖)将(jiāng )，企图(🐕)(tú )带着大(dà )将回到(♟)(dào )梁国(🤬)，换良田(tián )五亩从(có(😳)ng )此过上(🍥)(shàng )永无兵(🍆)役的幸福(👆)生活。从(🍼)凤凰山到(💑)梁国的路(🥒)上，前有无(⤵)数未知风(fēng )险，后(🐋)(hòu )有卫国(🆚)(guó )神秘小(xiǎo )队追(⬅)踪，小兵靠(🌺)着美好信念的支撑(🦇)以(yǐ )及(👋)自己(jǐ )的(✈)小聪(cōng )明(🛂)一次(cì(🏷) )次化解(jiě(🗻) )危机，然而(🕌)，在到达(🉑)(dá )梁国之(zhī )时小兵(🎧)却出人意(👠)料的放大将返(fǎ(🚠)n )回卫国(guó(🏽) )。小兵(bīng )在江畔(pàn )目送大(dà(🍥) )将驾小(xiǎo )舟渐渐(jià(🐂)n )远去，可(🐹)是他(tā )并(🎚)不知(zhī )道(🎇)在身(shē(🥟)n )后梁国(guó(❇) )的土地上(📷)，发生了一(⛹)场天翻地覆的变(🏣)化……
The story of a heavy metal drummer who blows his eardrums out and must learn to adapt to a world of silence. An introspective journey into the vortex of our senses, tinkering with cinema's boundaries.
黛(😃)安和斯特兰本来(🧣)是(shì )一对(🕸)幸(xìng )福的夫(fū )妇，并(🔀)(bìng )且各(👭)自都有成(🧚)功的事业(🖥)。现在，他(🤓)们(men )都已经(🔷)(jīng )30岁了，却(🥀)突然(rá(🕗)n )发现两(liǎng )人不能(né(😭)ng )生育。凯蒂(🎼)是(shì )一位年(nián )轻(🔜)的代孕母(🚁)亲，她愿意帮助这(zhè )对夫妇(🧦)(fù )。很快(kuài )，凯蒂(dì )通(🕐)过医(yī(🍶) )疗手段(duà(🍟)n )怀上了(le )斯(⛳)特兰(lá(💈)n )的孩子(zǐ(🖋) )。斯特(tè )兰(🌠)的老(lǎo )板(🐟)遇到(dào )了凯蒂并(❌)爱上了她(🎣)。
从他的青年，保罗(📲)Castorini，西西里男(📅)爵，是为吸引(yǐn )女性(💤)，因为他(😢)(tā )们给他(😕)(tā )。乔凡娜(🗨)，一个丫(🛑)鬟，莉莲，在(🦗)罗马(mǎ )一(🌔)个严(yá(😧)n )重的女(nǚ )朋友，一个(🎒)女(nǚ )主人(📙)在(zài )战后方(fāng )，保(🌬)罗(luó )让爱(⏩)他(tā )们所有人。他也觉得不(🐆)满意，只有身(shēn )体的(📴)生(shēng )活(🦈)，比(bǐ )起他(🔀)的(de )记者朋(🤸)(péng )友蒙(👹)特(tè )拉和(🏹)他(tā )自己(💷)的(de )父亲，一(🧀)个清(qīng )醒和严(yá(🔵)n )肃的思想(🎀)家。当他的父亲是(🔈)在他临死(🥥)的时候，保罗得知解(🤥)散的诅(✂)(zǔ )咒的家(👍)(jiā )族和一(🛌)(yī )些梅(🤢)毒(dú )。几年(🎼)后，他立志(🍩)要嫁给(🥗)卡特里娜的(de )女人，他(🐅)应该(gāi )已(🐛)经结(jié )婚了的(de )纯(🍸)的女(nǚ )儿(🐆)。他(tā )想她的(de )纯洁，赎回他，所(🎏)以他可以让一些他(⛰)(tā )的生(🖇)活(huó )。但为(🐟)(wéi )时已晚(🆙)(wǎn )？
J（(🍚)赫(hè )里尼(😀)克(kè )•罗(🔦)斯(sī )汉 Hrithik Roshan 饰(🕠)）做梦都(dōu )想过(🗯)上(shàng )有钱(🐋)人(rén )的生活，然而(☝)命运总是(🎼)跟他开玩笑。在拉斯(🥁)维加斯(📆)打拼的他(🍞)在最(zuì )潦(⏳)倒的(de )时(🏹)候，甚至会(👇)(huì )和那些(🚔)想拿到(🌻)美国绿卡的女人假(👓)结婚，赚取(🥀)(qǔ )一定的(de )佣金。但(🛠)是他(tā )却(⛽)差点(diǎn )儿错过(guò )主动投(tó(👧)u )怀送抱(bào )的富家(jiā(🕍) )千金GINA（(🏓)康格娜•(🐋)拉瑙特 Kangana Ranaut 饰(🐣)）。GINA的父(🕍)亲(qīn )BOB是拉(🍊)斯(sī )维加(🧟)斯(sī )最大赌(dǔ )场的老(lǎo )板(🌓)，JAY得(dé )知后(✉)，最终凭(píng )借自己(🤲)(jǐ )出色的(✏)(de )舞技赢得了BOB一家的(📅)赏识。本(😵)来自此便可以飞黄(👾)腾达的(🏺)他，在BOB家意(⏫)(yì )外遇到(〰)(dào )与他(🌚)假(jiǎ )结婚的(de )LINDA（芭芭(💢)拉•默瑞(🔯) Bárbara Mori 饰），此时，LINDA已经(🎌)准备嫁(jià(🙌) )给GINA的哥(gē )哥TONY了。在相处(chù )中(🌈)，J和(hé )LINDA暗中互(hù )生情(🦅)愫(sù )，并(💊)最(zuì )终打(🍈)伤(shāng )TONY私奔(🤠)。然而，TONY并(💿)没有打算(🚨)轻易(yì )放(🕤)过他(tā )们，不(bú )仅诬陷(xiàn )他(🚄)们丢(diū )走(🚜)了赌(dǔ )场巨额(é(📪) )钱财，而且(💢)动(dòng )用了所(suǒ )有力(🗑)量(liàng )对(🌯)他们进行围剿……(💕)
Kind and lazy Jenya comes to Moscow from small village in Belarus for earnings... Criminal incident unexpectedly separates Jenya from companions and leaves him alone without money and documents. He has no friends or relatives in this big and hostile city and he is about to end as a homeless bum... But suddenly a miracle happens with Jenya: a strange old man brought homeless Jenya to his flat and let him stay. Soon Jenya is invited to join a strange fight the old man is engaged in: a fight against evil, that spoils life in Moscow. Jenya willingly participates in the old man's undertakings, until he meets the old man's daughter who reveals Jenya a horrible truth of her father.