《洪拳与咏春》由(⬅)武(💖)侠(🔬)大导(dǎo )张彻执(👈)导, 唐隹(zhuī )及刘家良任武(wǔ )术指导(🚚), 故(🍚)事依(yī )练功、(🕚)破(🧞)功(🥄)的(de )情节发展(🅰), 讲(🏽)述(shù )为清廷效力的八旗武馆为对(🌖)付(fù )少林子弟, 特(🤗)请(🤞)(qǐ(⛩)ng )来高手巴刚(👆)(梁(🐁)(liáng )家仁)与余比(王(🍓)(wáng )龙威)踢平林赞(zàn )田师父的少林(🤦)武(〽)馆. 从武馆侥幸(🌳)(xì(🔧)ng )逃生者, 仅有麦(mà(🗯)i )汉(唐炎灿)、陈(chén )保荣(戚冠军)、李(🐻)耀(🍝)(傅声)和何(hé )振(🥀)刚(🥙)(刘(🎚)家辉). 他(tā )们急(🔊)往深山向林赞田师父求助(zhù ), 林遂(💣)派(🈸)麦与何(hé )跟鹰(💇)爪(🈯)王(🐭)学「趟地鹰(🤜)爪(🕐)功」及「大力鹰爪(zhǎo )功」, 望破巴(🉑)之(zhī )「铁布衫」(🍀)及(🎿)余(👂)之气功. 可惜(❎)麦(🚲)(mài )、何学成后与(🆙)(yǔ )巴、余对战不(bú )敌身亡. 林再派(🌛)(pà(📰)i )李、陈练虎鹤(🤽)(hè(🎪) )双形拳和咏春拳(🚟)...
Teresa Numa in Nardecchia, an orphan of a mother and daughter of a peasant and heartless Lazio peasant, then a war widow and a mother constantly looking for new jobs, she is often forced to steal in order to live.
Rome, 1850. In prison, two young men, Bernardino and Mammone, condemned for murder wait their own death penalty to be executed, and pass their last hours telling each other lust and castration stories (4 flash-blacks). The first story involves a duc and a clergyman castrating themselves, while the lusty duchess and a lusty countrygirl are left alone. The second story is about a Calabrese shepherd who leads his unfaithful wife to eat her lover's testicles, supposing they were from cattle. The third story deals with the castration of a priest by the young man after whom he was lusting. And the last story is about a different sort of menage-a-trois.
Teresa Numa in Nardecchia, an orphan of a mother and daughter of a peasant and heartless Lazio peasant, then a war widow and a mother constantly looking for new jobs, she is often forced to steal in order to live.
加拿大小姐（Carole Laure 饰）在贞操带(dài )基(👓)金(🗃)会主办的(de )世界(🎷)小(🕣)姐(🏪)大赛(sài )中胜出(🚰)，得以(yǐ )同基金会主席(xí )身价五百(💵)亿(🙆)美元的富翁儿(🕣)子(🦈)成(🍵)(chéng )婚，新婚当(🕗)晚(📚)(wǎn )，加拿大小姐(jiě )惊见对方的阳(yáng )具闪耀着金属(shǔ(📀) )的(🤢)色(🌴)泽。与此(cǐ )同(👝)时(🕸)，一艘名为幸存者(🌤)的船在(zài )河面摇曳，一(yī )位英俊水(🧠)手(👖)被(bèi )美艳的船(🔩)长(🤔)安(ān )娜（Anna Prucnal 饰）吸(🕥)引(yǐn )，沿河岸追逐；加拿大小姐欲(🏮)(yù(🌋) )终止婚姻，反(fǎ(🐵)n )被(😥)富(🍝)翁的母亲(qīn )交(🌛)给一名健硕(shuò )黑人处理，黑(hēi )人把(🖌)加(🐢)拿大小(xiǎo )姐邮(🍤)寄(🍻)到(👩)了埃菲尔铁(🌫)塔(🔬)下。在(zài )那里，加拿大(dà )小姐遇到了一(yī )位西班牙歌(🛢)手(🍓)(shǒ(🆎)u )，两人发生了(🤘)(le )关(🐧)系之后却一(yī )时(🤒)无法分离；水手终于登上了(le )安娜(🖥)的(🕋)船，安(ān )娜称他(🏻)为(👱)波坦(tǎn )金号的难(🔸)民，船上有数不清(qīng )的糖，安娜与水(⏱)手(👏)纵情享受，又引(🤒)诱(🎫)了(😩)一些(xiē )儿童上(➖)船；加(jiā )拿大小姐被一(yī )群嬉皮(😀)士(🐢)收留(liú )，他们疯(💥)狂(🈵)的(⏰)(de )行为令加拿(🌔)大(🏫)小姐失魂；最终(zhōng )安娜杀死了水(shuǐ )手，被警察带(dà(🔘)i )走(🧟)。加(💹)拿大小(xiǎo )姐(🙂)则(🐙)拍摄了一(yī )则色(💍)情巧克力(lì )广告。
世界闻名的原子(🙍)物(🍁)理学(xué )家冲田(🦍)彻(💵)夫(🎬)（二瓶秀雄 饰(📃)）在四国山脉某(mǒu )处发现神秘元(🔱)(yuá(🗳)n )素“超铀”，该元素(🚀)蕴(🎂)含(⏪)常人(rén )难以想(😨)象的能(néng )量，一旦被恶(è )人利用制(😁)造(🛣)杀(shā )人武器，将(📶)造(🧕)(zà(🔉)o )成不可估量(🎲)的(🆖)(de )后果。在返回东京的途中，冲(chōng )田教授遭到秘(mì )密结(💦)社(📈)毒(🌩)蝎帮(bāng )绑架(⛪)。得(➗)知这(zhè )一消息的(🤟)风见(jiàn )志郎（宫内洋(yáng ) 饰）偷偷(🛍)潜(🈹)入毒蝎帮所在(🚻)的(🏣)无(📱)(wú )人小岛，救出(📡)(chū )了教授。伤重(chóng )不治的教授临(lí(🌻)n )死(🍝)前交代风见(jià(🎌)n )去(🍛)找(💨)他的妹妹冲田(💞)广子（森桃江 饰）寻找矿(kuàng )藏地(🍌)图(🛁)。他们(men )一路前行(🗜)，谁(🎷)(shuí(🔢) )知毒蝎帮尾(😏)随(😧)(suí )其后。大敌当(dāng )前，假面骑士V3绝不退缩！关键(jiàn )时刻(💥)，连(🙃)假(💏)面(miàn )骑士1号(🥝)（(👋)藤冈(gāng )弘 饰）和(📈)2号（佐佐木刚 饰）也加入战局…(🎷)…(🐐)
a surreal masterpiece!