孤女(🏖)林洁芳(🙂)的(🍱)好(🚣)(hǎo )友(yǒu )遭花花公子冯仁生遗(🍂)弃，临(lí(🚀)n )终(🦀)托(💟)芳将一对子女交还生抚(fǔ )养(yǎng )·芳(👙)向(➡)追求她(🕘)的(♋)冯汤美求(qiú )助(zhù )，却不知汤美(🎓)实(🕌)为生·(🧓)汤(🌴)美(měi )为追求芳不但拒认亲儿，更(👆)(gèng )骗(pià(🥐)n )芳(🍮)说找到生，然后派人冒(mào )认(rèn )生(🔖)把子女(🚧)领(😞)走，再暗中卖掉(diào )，幸得跑江湖的(🎤)肥伯伯(🍞)仗(🍪)义(yì )相(xiàng )救·汤美欲迷奸芳，芳(♍)男(nán )友(🔙)(yǒ(🎨)u )李(🏇)兆强及时赶至救芳·芳(fāng )、(🏸)强携孩(🔐)子(🐅)找汤美(😮)算帐，发现(xiàn )他即是生·汤美最(💍)初(🌨)不肯认(👯)(rè(🏫)n )回(huí )子女，后得悉此举将失去(📕)(qù(♌) )遗(yí )产(🕡)继(🎦)承权，竟强抢子女回家(jiā )·芳、(💦)强偕肥(♑)伯(🐬)伯往冯家里(lǐ )论(lùn )，在汤美妻的(📼)央求及(💍)保(❕)证(zhèng )下(xià )，终让孩子与家人团聚(🎇)·
Vittorio Gassman stars as different characters in each of the nine episodes of this unusual Italian comedy. Playing everything from a practical joker to a prisoner, he comments upon romance, love and women in general, as referred to by the title. Prior to this feature, Gassman had worked with both screenwriter Ruggero Maccari and Ettore Scola (who also co-wrote rather than directed) in the 1962 feature Il Sorpasso from director Dino Risi. It was Risi and Maccari's teamwork which helped Gassman win a "Best Actor" award at Cannes Film Festival in 1974 for Profumo di Donna/Scent of a Woman. Gassman would later work with Maccari and Ettore again in episodic fashion with Signore e Signori Buonanotte/Goodnight, Ladies and Gentlemen (1976) and yet again in the drama Famiglia (1987).
织(zhī(📉) )女(⛑)替董永生了一个小男孩后(hòu )，被(🙄)迫回到(🥂)仙(🚽)界(😧)，只是董永(yǒng )日(rì )思夜想的仍(🚰)是织女(💆)，最(✨)后(hòu )终(🤖)(zhōng )因思念得病，一命归西。仲(zhòng )舒(♉)功(⏫)成名就(🍓)后(🔞)发觉傅女并非(fēi )生(shēng )母，得到(🛃)仙(🆖)人指点(🔙)后(🐉)，开(kāi )始(shǐ )找寻生母织女，仲舒费(🐺)尽千(qiā(⏺)n )辛(🍐)万苦后，也只见得一面，听(tīng )了织(🧑)女的劝(⛲)告(🥛)，仲舒终究(jiū )释(shì )怀，回到人间，继(🛴)续尽孝(⛩)道(😵)(dào )，以报答养母的养育之恩，而在(🆖)天上仙(🔝)界(🦂)的(🐬)董永和织女(nǚ )，也获得玉帝的(⛺)恩准，永(💱)远(🛏)相(xiàng )爱(🖤)在一起。
织女替董永生了(le )一个小(🌡)男(✡)孩后，被(📜)迫(💕)回到仙(xiān )界(jiè )，只是董永日思(🥖)夜(🍌)想的仍(🔳)(ré(🐯)ng )是(shì )织女，最后终因思念得病，一(🕚)命归西(🙀)。仲(😼)舒功成名就后(hòu )发(fā )觉傅女并(👃)非生母(🌁)，得(🍤)到仙(xiān )人(rén )指点后，开始找寻生(😍)母织女(🐄)(nǚ(🦀) )，仲舒费尽千辛万苦后，也(yě )只见(☝)得一面(📘)，听(🍼)了(🕤)织女的劝(quàn )告(gào )，仲舒终究释(🍴)怀，回到(👒)人(🥧)间(jiān )，继(🍳)续尽孝道，以报答养母(mǔ )的养育(🗳)之(💄)恩，而在(🕞)天(🐀)上仙界(jiè )的(de )董永和织女，也获(🐁)得(📶)玉帝(dì(👏) )的(🏺)(de )恩准，永远相爱在一起。
当(dāng )人民(😐)的苦难(📕)不(👮)断加深之时，上(shàng )帝将他的儿子(🗝)耶稣（(🌻)Enrique Irazoqui 饰(🕳)）送(sòng )到人间。受到感召，少女玛(🥩)(mǎ )丽亚(🐴)（(🎱)Margherita Caruso 饰）以处子之身生下(xià )耶稣，并(🤥)与未婚(🕥)夫(🐾)约(🥙)瑟（Marcello Morante 饰(shì )）一同将其养大。耶稣如此(🚡)钟(🦍)(zhōng )爱世(🍀)人，他通过各种神迹引(yǐn )导人们(♌)诚(🕯)心向善(🐙)，他(👼)的信徒(tú )和(hé )追随者越来越多(🐱)。然而世(🤸)(shì(💾) )界(jiè )已然腐朽，贪婪残暴占据统(😥)(tǒng )治地(🥛)位(👞)。那些忘掉廉耻的统(tǒng )治(zhì )者决(🤤)定除掉(👫)这(🍛)个来自天堂(táng )的(de )圣子……
The lady is Mrs. Hilyard, a wealthy poetess who lives in a three-story city mansion and her cage is her elevator, which stops a dozen feet short of the main floor due to an electrical failure on a July 4th weekend. She rings her outside alarm, eventually noticed by a drunken derelict, who breaks into the house, ignores her plight and helps himself to various items and alcohol. He leaves with his loot but returns a while later with a plump prostitute and three teenage hoodlums, who proceed to terrorize Mrs. Hilyard as they wreck her home.
When Emil travels by bus to Berlin to visit his grandmother and his cousin, his money is stolen by a crook who specializes in digging tunnels. Emil must get the money back as it is for his grandmother. While following the thief, Emil runs into Gustav, an enterprising young boy who gathers up all his friends to help Emil find the money. Emil's cousin also gets involved and they get into more trouble than they bargained for when Emil's pickpocket turns out to be mixed up with a couple of notorious bank robbers.