黑色星期五

A group of people wander through the forest, unaware that they are headed for an encounter with a giant spider. The giant spider can also take the form of a sorceress (or maybe it's the other way around). The sorceress has a group of zombie servants. The zombies engage in a machine gun battle at the end of the film. A young Italian, living in Paris with his French wife, is about to become a father. Before the baby is born, Alberto must repay his father for every expense from his own birth until he left home. It's a family tradition, virtually a family curse. With little money in hand, he jumps on a train to Italy, the "Alberto Express," to return to his father. During the journey, he tries scheme after scheme to secure a windfall. En route, he also has a magical encounter with generations of his paternal ancestors, each of them adding again and again the sums owed them by their sons. 某(👑)年夏(xià(🖐) )天，来自香(xiāng )港各个(🙀)阶(jiē )层的一群(qún )人(🚓)组成了(🛰)一支菲(fē(🌩)i )律宾旅(🔆)游(🍇)(yóu )团。在(👅)美丽(lì )女(🖊)孩Candy（温(🕰)(wēn )碧霞 饰）的(de )带队(🥔)下，他们来到(dào )了这(🥣)个温暖(🍑)的热(rè )带国度。当地(🐥)导游阿(🏍)(ā )卜（曾志(⏮)(zhì )伟 饰(⬆)）带领香港(gǎng )游客(🌤)(kè )们四(👬)处游(yóu )玩(🐷)购物，度(📨)过了(le )愉快的一(yī )天(🌅)。入夜，游(🍗)客们在(zài )一(👖)家餐厅(🆎)(tīng )欣赏了(le )别开生面(🆘)(miàn )的演(🛃)(yǎn )出后，准备返回(huí(🔕) )宾馆休息(xī )。就在这(🕖)时(shí )，对(👛)面的(de )商铺(🥌)传来(lá(👞)i )剧(✅)烈的爆(🚗)炸声和(hé(⤵) )密集的(🌠)枪(qiāng )声。原来数(shù )名(🎺)菲共游(yóu )击队员在(🛄)其(qí )中(🏻)进行枪(qiāng )火交易，结(👜)果遭遇(❓)闻讯赶(gǎn )来(🚀)的警察(🖨)(chá )，双方爆发(fā )激烈(👹)的枪(qiā(✍)ng )战。走投无(🎼)路之(zhī(❕) )际，游击队员(yuán )劫持(🧟)了香港(💈)游客(kè )的客(😢)车。他们(😇)以人质(zhì )的性命作(🍱)(zuò )要挟(🙃)，要(yào )求政府(fǔ )释放(💟)菲共(gòng )的领(lǐng )袖。 An innocent, though anything but naive, woman is in the wrong place at the wrong time. While waiting for her more adventurous friend outside a seedy dance bar, she is approached by two men who ''naturally'' assume that any woman hanging around such a joint is looking for action. Even with their certain alcohol and testosterone overloads, they could not possibly interpret her rejections as merely playing hard to get. But hey, they only gave her what was coming to her, right? I mean, what was she doing hanging around a place like that at that time of night, anyways? This episode proceeds through the mens' idea of foreplay. But, although the woman's experience must certainly have been traumatic, she manages to avoid penetration by maiming her prospective rapists in an almost comical way. You can imagine her disbelief when, after her friends and family discourage her from pressing charges, she is informed that her attacker has the impudence to charge her with assault. Her strength throughout the rest of the movie is admirable, as she remains rational among her incredibly irrational (yet typical) contemporaries. 一(📫)个名叫(✡)谷(gǔ )世宗(🌧)的男(ná(🎼)n )子(🐄)，他是警(🖱)(jǐng )官派到(🚯)泰(tài )缅(🚐)边境跟(gēn )孤军串联(🍔)的核心(xīn )人物，现(xià(🐓)n )在这个(🏫)人出(chū )了问题，他投(🈸)靠泰缅(🍬)(miǎn )边界一个(⌛)(gè )恐怖(📋)组织(zhī )，要求这边警(🍓)官(guān )立(🕕)刻付出(chū(🈹) )五亿现(🔳)款，否则的话(huà )，他要(🙈)投降缅(☔)甸(diàn )政府(fǔ(🚤) )，在联合(🌰)(hé )国里控告这里政(😩)(zhèng )府官(🤘)员对(duì )他们的侵略(🧝)(luè )，五亿对(duì )当地政(🕟)府(fǔ )机(🧡)关的(de )人来(🐈)说不(bú(🕥) )是(❌)问题，关(🕷)键是缅甸(🤹)(diàn )的人(🚔)还会(huì )不会继续勒(📓)(lè )索…… 型(xíng )には(🏀)まった(🤒)平凡な生活に対し(🙎)て疑(yí(✨) )問を持つ少(🔺)(shǎo )年・(💂)篠崎(qí )由宇。みんな(🕑)と同じ(🌋)「右回り(🛰)」の人(🍂)生を送りたくない(🐹)と考え(👐)る彼(bǐ )は、(📮)あえて(💑)「左回り」の行き(🎼)方を選(🥥)び、高校を休学し(💅)てバイクで旅に出(🦖)る。日本(📪)全(quán )国を(🚻)回り、(🚭)様々な人(🧓)と出(chū )会(🥁)いなが(💷)ら、由宇は成長し(🕦)ていく。「月(yuè )刊少(📲)年キャ(🤠)プテン」（徳間書(⚓)店・刊(⏱)）で連(lián )載(♐)されて(👌)いた、新谷(gǔ )かお(🌷)る原作(📙)の同名の(🛌)マンガ(🌐)をアニメ化。全２巻(👛)のＯＶ(❤)Ａで、各巻(🧤)(quàn )２話(👔)収録(lù )。基本的には(🚦)原(yuán )作(🏏)を丁寧に再(zài )現し(🌹)ており、クセのあ(🌐)る新谷(📽)かおるの(😐)キャラ(🧒)クターの(🍅)顔もよく(👌)似せて(♉)いる。またウンチク(🚱)好きの新(xīn )谷かお(🚸)るの作(🌛)風はアニメ版でも(🛅)健在で(🍛)、バイク、(⛎)ツーリ(♌)ング関連(lián )の知(😌)識(💾)が身に(👍)付くバイ(🏺)ク初心(🙁)(xīn )者向けのビデオ(🦑)として見(jiàn )ること(🥂)ができ(🍺)る。主(zhǔ )人公の由(yó(🏴)u )宇役の(🖊)佐々木望(wàng )を始め(🍵)、松本(běn )保典、荘(🎞)真由美(🔒)(měi )、林原(😴)めぐみ(🚤)等、当(dāng )時の若手(🚴)(shǒu )声優(🐅)が多(duō )数登場して(🚘)いる。 刘流（冯巩 饰(🐛)）和(hé(🔃) )宁娃（任(rèn )梦 饰）(🖌)曾是(shì )一对恩爱(à(🕙)i )相亲的(🌨)小(xiǎo )夫妻，可惜曾(🥕)经(🛣)(jīng )的美(🕜)好早(zǎo )已(😏)不在，一(😆)(yī )纸离婚证(zhèng )书解(🐾)除了他们的婚姻(yī(🥂)n )关系。两(👏)(liǎng )人同在飞天舞厅(🏬)(tīng )工作(🌡)，但(dàn )是住房的问(wè(🎯)n )题始终没(méi )有解决(🍒)。夫妻俩(🕑)(liǎng )的房子(👒)是两间(💱)(jiān )一套的单元，在(zà(🥠)i )找不到(♒)更(gèng )好的解决办(bà(🌨)n )法之前，他们订了(le )一(✅)份离婚(🐣)合同。双方在各自不(🎨)干涉对(duì )方生活的(💄)(de )前提下(😨)，朝(cháo )着全新的(de )人(🐻)生(🔎)迈进(jì(📋)n )。歌手月蓉(👏)（阎(yá(😸)n )青 饰）一(yī )直喜欢(🛷)担任(rèn )乐队鼓手(shǒ(👴)u )的刘流(🛃)，此番刘流婚(hūn )变，让(🥝)她(tā )似(🅱)乎找到新的希(xī )望(🚏)。担任(rèn )服务员的宁(🌆)(níng )娃获(🚩)得经(jīng )理(👗)（常蓝(💾)天 饰）的提拔，可是(👽)(shì )这个(😦)男人似乎另(lìng )有企(👕)图。 洛基电影的(de )第五(🔬)集。自从(🍤)上一(yī )集洛基（西(📀)尔维(wéi )斯特•史泰(🌸)龙 Sylvester Stallone 饰）(🐼)击(jī )败了苏联(liá(🎏)n )的(🙃)拳击机(⏰)械(xiè )人后(🏷)，他(tā )决(🚩)意归隐(yǐn )，从此过些(🕰)安安(ān )乐乐的日(rì(🍧) )子。阴险(🚦)商(shāng )人杜克（东尼(🦖)•布顿(🐚) Tony Burton 饰）是拳(quán )击经理(🍜)人(rén )，利用拳击手赚(🕌)(zuàn )黑心(😩)钱，他高薪(🛷)引诱(yò(🐏)u )洛基投到(dào )他门下(🔱)，洛基不(🍀)(bú )为所动，断然(rán )拒(🎸)绝了他的邀请(qǐng )。