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【STAFF】(⏳) This jocular spoof of Shakespeare's ANTONY AND CLEOPATRA is filled with numerous puns, plots, and double-meanings. Ancient history was never so much fun. The film stars Amanda Barrie, Sid James, Kenneth Williams, Joan Sims, and other Carry On regulars. Siddartha (Dhritiman Chatterjee) is forced to discontinue his medical studies due to unexpected and brutal death of his father. He has to now find a job in stead. In one job interview, he is asked to name the most significant world event in the last ten years. His reply is 'the plain human courage shown by the people of Vietnam', instead of the expected - man landing on moon. The interviewer asks is he is a communist. Needles to say that he does not get the job. 本片讲述了随着钻(zuà(🈵)n )石(shí(🚨) )的神秘失踪，伦敦警方(💧)组织(🌴)了(le )很(hěn )多(duō )侦探去查(🚢)找罪(🛍)犯，汤(tāng )姆和杰瑞就是(🕸)一对(🦐)组合。棘手(shǒu )的(de )案(àn )件(🎀)(jiàn )让(⚡)这对猫鼠痛苦不堪(kā(🎏)n )，只能(🥍)寻求世界上最棒的侦(🥓)探(tà(🦋)n )的(de )帮(💒)(bāng )助，他就是夏洛克·(😔)福(fú(🙋) )尔摩斯先生。 Leo（查宁·(🎮)塔图(🍷)(tú )姆(mǔ ) Channing Tatum 饰(shì )演(yǎn )）和(📧)Paige（瑞(😇)秋·麦克亚(yà )当斯 Rachel McAdams）(🌸)是一(🙄)对恩爱的小夫妻。在(zà(🥖)i )一(yī(🍔) )个(gè )寒冷的冬天，一场(🎇)(chǎng )车(🌔)(chē )祸使Paige失去了记忆，醒(💙)来的(🍢)她忘(wàng )记(jì )了(le )她曾经(♑)深爱(🕌)的Leo。 故事(shì )发生在南宋(🔓)末年(🕝)。良臣焦赞（一(yī )真(zhē(🕌)n ) 饰(shì(🕺) )）因(⛩)不满朝廷黑白不(bú )分(🚲)、忠(🏕)良频频遭陷，一气之下(🛐)(xià )杀(🚻)(shā )了(le )御史谢金吾。朝廷(🛑)念(nià(⛅)n )其(qí )抗辽有功，免其一(😄)死，差(😍)人(rén )送(sòng )他(tā )沙(shā )门(💵)岛充(🎴)军。三岔口客(kè )栈是去(🔕)沙门(🎟)岛必经之地，店主(zhǔ )人(🌭)(rén )刘(🐉)(liú )利(lì )华（吴樾 饰）(🐹)以卖(🐠)驴(lǘ )肉招待投宿的客(👌)人，店(🌬)内雇一(yī )驼(tuó )背(bèi )伙(💈)计（(🥒)赵亮 饰）打点(diǎn )。这天(🤴)，谢金(🐊)吾的(🦗)妻子（时代(dài )美(měi ) 饰(🤵)(shì )）(⛅)找到刘利华，她用色(sè(🤥) )相跟(🗽)其达成协议，要他杀掉(🧥)路(lù(🥞) )过(guò )的(de )焦赞，以夫报仇(🏈)。解(jiě(🗳) )差(chà )押着带枷的焦赞(🛣)来客(🆖)栈歇脚，焦(jiāo )一(yī )眼发(🏦)现店(💾)主人正是先(xiān )前被自(⤴)己搭(✳)救过的刘利华。焦(jiāo )赞(🦇)(zàn )深(🤩)(shēn )受(shòu )一路铁枷之苦(🍷)，求刘(🏎)(liú )利华给自己一刀，来(☝)个了(💘)结。刘(liú )本(běn )来下不了(🍥)手，但(🍘)见焦(🛌)(jiāo )赞(zàn )生不如死的凄(🥏)惨状(🍚)况，只好(hǎo )遂(suí )了(le )大(dà(🍤) )哥心(🚼)愿，刀刚举起，意想不到(🔅)的奇(🖥)迹出现了...... A young man must face the challenge of his life by battling against an evil who is out to eliminate all of his enemies. 宣传语(yǔ )：(➖) Dreamer. Rebel. Leader. Brother