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繁(fán )华的(de )国(🗿)际大都会香(🗨)港闹(😤)(nào )市中心，口(kǒ(🍠)u )若悬(xuán )河的(📉)洪家宝（陈(ché(🛷)n )百祥(🧕) 饰）带着(zhe )傻(🧞)乎(hū )乎的小弟(🏳)麦(mài )交（邵(🏋)国华(😣) 饰）公然行(🤼)窃(⛰)，结果路(lù )上(🏔)遭(zāo )遇妙龄女郎(⛽)(láng )嘉嘉(jiā )（张(➖)艾嘉 饰）举(🐝)报。虽(🌻)然两人(rén )百般(💧)(bān )抵赖，但在(🥫)(zài )最后关头漏(🏪)了马脚(jiǎo )，被警察(🔖)关进监(jiān )狱。令(🗾)洪、麦意(yì(👻) )想不(🍊)到的是，嘉嘉(🌪)(jiā(🧑) )居然是监狱(📏)(yù )的辅(fǔ )导官，所(🔻)谓(wèi )冤家(jiā )路(🚂)窄，洪家宝真(✂)是(shì )窝了一肚(🎑)子(zǐ(🦑) )火。二人所在(➖)的牢房(fáng )狱霸(🌿)横行，为(wéi )了逃(tá(📼)o )出对方魔爪(👼)(zhǎ(🎿)o )，他(tā )们不惜(💒)羞辱监狱长官。经(🐽)过一(yī )段时(shí(👚) )间牢狱之灾(🦋)(zāi )，二(📜)(èr )人和狱中认(⚾)识的伙伴冠(🔶)仁（胡(hú )大为(🕦)(wéi ) 饰）出(chū )狱。谁(🦐)知他们死性不(🔖)改(gǎi )，骗吃骗(🤔)喝再(👃)度(dù )锒铛(chē(🧝)ng )入(⬛)狱，这次(cì )又(🐢)撞上了有着一副(🛫)(fù )好皮囊、爱(🚊)(ài )装警(jǐng )察(🏥)的小混混(hún )荣(🐾)仔(zǎ(🔱)i )（张国荣 饰(🐅)）。 懵(měng )妹乃巨(🏾)富爵(jué )士之(zhī )独(🕙)女，承继大笔(🤯)(bǐ(🕘) )遗产，下嫁大(🌾)(dà )滚友(yǒu )，风流成(🌥)性(xìng )，情(qíng )妇无(🎳)数。扮醒靓妹(🍸)－懵(💯)妹之表(biǎo )妹，偶(👿)然机会，揭发(🈯)(fā )楚原劣性，遂(🔺)教懵妹骗走老公(🕤)(gōng )，出(chū )嚟滚靓(👍)(liàng )仔，一于报(📦)复送(💅)绿帽老(lǎo )公(🐀)戴(❗)。谁知！滚(gǔn )着(🛺)……新扎(zhā )师兄(🕓)(xiōng )、龟公、憨(😙)居佬、咸湿(🥏)佬、放(fàng )蛇警(👂)(jǐng )官(😚)及黐线佬(lǎ(😳)o )，最(zuì )后更引来(🥔)大贼绑架(jià )。 eline sorceress Catrina and her lizard servant Rep, who loves her, force enslaved little furry Bushwoolies to make her magic potion. They revolt and escape, so she plans to replace them with Little Ponies, who are having a costume ball. 阿威(🧝)与Cat，夫妻(qī )恩爱(🤞)，后因小事(shì(💝) )吵架，Cat的姊姊(zǐ )脾(🏈)性(xìng )激烈，不甘(🛤)(gān )妹妹(mèi )被(🛫)欺负(😨)，迫使Cat提出离婚(🐵)，威唯(wéi )有暂(㊗)(zàn )离居所，搬(bā(🦂)n )往郊(jiāo )外祖屋居(🙃)住。怎料屋内住(🔢)有一(yī )大口(😗)(kǒu )鬼(🐡)汤玛(mǎ )士，面(🦊)对(🌞)阿威这个不(🕊)速(sù )之客，汤对他(🕥)多(duō )番戏(xì )弄(😽)，威(wēi )唯有(yǒ(📣)u )求助于法师，希(♏)望(wà(🤮)ng )收服汤，然(rá(🌄)n )法师(shī )反被汤(➰)戏弄(nòng )至狼(láng )狈(🗨)而逃。威拿他没(🍎)(méi )法，便用自(🕊)(zì )杀来(lái )吓唬汤(🗑)，并谓婚(hūn )姻破(😩)裂乃由于(yú(🦇) )大姨(🎏)(yí )推波助澜，汤(❌)听(tīng )后非常(🔍)同情威，愿意代(📐)他教训(xùn )大姨(yí(🈹) )。岂料汤将(jiāng )Cat误(🌸)作(zuò )大姨，还(🏑)对她(👾)一见钟情，决(🎭)定(😤)(dìng )追求(qiú )... On the tropical island of Manioca, during a MardiGras-like festival, the child of the former president is kidnapped by the thugs of a communistic dictator. A large corporation in Miami finances an expedition to recover the child, and thus hopes to put the democratic nominee back in power. To this end, they send four mercenaries into the jungle, all of whom are masters of warfare. However, while the four mercenaries are fighting their way through the green inferno, new developments are occurring back in Miami. It seems that the corporation has changed its stance, and is now trying to work out a deal with the communistic dictator. This is sadly one of Umberto Lenzi's most neglected films--and for no good reason at all. Perhaps the lack of distribution has contributed to the obscurity of this gem; but, for all serious fans, it remains to be rediscovered. This film is not remarkable insofar as it is extraordinary, but that it so keenly represents the ending of an era. Never again will we see the likes of Antonio Sabato, Ivan Rassimov, Werner Pochath, and Franco Fantasia, all teaming up together in one great film such as this. Besides being well-directed, this movie is augmented by a very nice soundtrack by Stelvio Cipriani, as well as a surpise appearance by Andrea Aureli. Of course, it has its drawbacks as well. For instance, Ivan Rassimov's character is killed off much too soon (the same fate he suffered in Ruggero Deodato's "Atlantis Interceptors"). However, this movie contains some genuinely wonderful scenes that recall all the glory of Lenzi's earlier films. 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