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在遥远的未来，一座巨型高科技成人(🕯)乐园(yuá(🥙)n )Delos建(jiàn )成(🦒)(chéng )，其(qí(😀) )中(zhōng )有(🍛)西部世(👆)界，罗(luó )马世界，中世纪世界三大主题版块的机器人世界，它提(🕚)供(gòng )给(🌝)(gěi )游(yó(🤥)u )客(kè )杀(🗞)(shā )戮(lù(🎦) )与性欲(🐵)的满足(➖)，而(ér )这(zhè )座(zuò )巨(jù )大(dà )机械乐园的后台监控渐渐失去了对(💸)机器人(🎴)的控制(🤽)，游客被(🕛)(bèi )机器(💮)人杀死(🍔)，所(suǒ )有(yǒu )想(xiǎng )逃(táo )离(lí )者(zhě )都被锁定…… 一年一度的圣诞(🎋)节再次(🖤)到来，加(🤲)拿大一(👥)幢由民(🍳)宅改建(😤)的校外(wài )女(nǚ )子(zǐ )宿(xiǔ )舍(shě )中(zhōng )，芭布（Margot Kidder 饰）、菲利丝（Andrea Martin 饰(🔻)）、杰(🎼)西卡（(🔸)Olivia Hussey 饰）、(🛍)克莱尔(😋)（Lynne Griffin 饰）(🔨)等几名(🈂)青春(chūn )靓(liàng )丽(lì )的(de )女(nǚ )孩(hái )正为各自的假期(qī )作(zuò )打(dǎ )算(🦑)(suàn )。突(tū(🙆) )然，一通(🎪)神秘的(🤷)电话打(🥞)破了这(🤭)欢乐的气氛。性情莽撞的芭(bā )布斥责电话另一(yī )头(tóu )的(de )男(ná(🎂)n )人(rén )，而(🌌)男人则(🛬)留下“将(🗜)来杀死(🌹)你们”的(⛏)恐怖话语。当晚，克莱尔在房间内被人(rén )残(cán )忍(rěn )杀(shā )害(hài )。克(👟)莱尔的(🚯)死令宿(🖍)(xiǔ )舍的(🏄)姐妹们(😕)既伤心(🔽)又恐惧(📻)，然而警方却将精力集中在另一(yī )名(míng )13岁(suì )女(nǚ )孩(hái )的(de )失踪(🐧)案上，对(📀)克(kè )莱(🔜)(lái )尔(ě(❣)r )之(zhī )死(🗻)(sǐ )未(wè(🛩)i )给予太多关注。在接下来的一段时间内，舍监麦克夫人（Marian Waldman 饰）(⛹)随即遇(🔯)害，而(é(🌠)r )犯(fàn )人(📲)(rén )竟(jì(🧔)ng )然(rán )长(🆚)久以来栖身在这所房子之中。一段隐藏多年的灰暗血腥的过(🕵)去随之(😚)慢慢(mà(⛴)n )浮(fú )现(📡)(xiàn )……(🌇) 讲(jiǎng )述(🆘)一个年(🗜)轻女人(rén )的故事，她与好多男人之间的趣事，好多男人都为之(🈂)倾倒(dǎ(🚜)o )！ 本(běn )片(🍖)(piàn )由(yó(🌄)u )Paul Morrissey和(hé )意(👨)大利CULT大(🈺)师Antonio Margheriti(又名(míng )Anthony M. Dawson)联(lián )合(hé )执(zhí )导(dǎo )，意大利制片巨头Carlo Ponti促成了两位大(😽)师的合(🌬)作，Antonio Margheriti还兼(✊)任特效(🔫)工作(zuò(🌽) )，当然还(📖)有监制(zhì )Andy Warhol，已(yǐ )经(jīng )无(wú )法(fǎ )弄清是谁赋予这部伟大经典CULT电(👯)影极品(🈴)惊世骇(⛅)俗的气(🚴)质。Frankenstein是被(😂)反复制(🔚)作的CULT形(👍)(xíng )象(xiàng )，而(ér )这(zhè )次(cì )更是变本加厉。恋尸癖男爵、疯狂的纳(🆕)粹倾向(🐾)科学家(🎫)Frankenstein博士要(🦆)打造完(👤)美无缺(😨)(quē )的(de )极(jí )品(pǐn )男(nán )女(nǚ )，他收集了各种(zhǒng )人(rén )体(tǐ )器(qì )官(guā(🍞)n )来(lái )拼(👬)装新人(🍱)体，而 Frankenstein博(🕙)士对于(🎦)这些血(🍸)块肆意无所谓的态度使得(dé )影片有一种Gore Comedy的风(fēng )格(gé )，喜(xǐ )剧(📲)(jù )元(yuá(👌)n )素在这(🍤)样一部(🔓)赤裸血(🖐)肉的作(💺)品里时(🦒)常凸现，为了赋予极品男人超级淫荡的(de )内(nèi )心(xīn )灵(líng )魂(hún )以(🆔)(yǐ )完成(😸)极品男(🍼)女的(de )终(🛰)极交合(📳)，Frankenstein博士需(🔤)要物色一个人选然后砍下他的头颅。他(tā )误(wù )认(rèn )为(wéi )跟(gē(🍿)n )随(suí )强(Ⓜ)壮农夫(🕧)一起去(📹)(qù )嫖(piá(🤑)o )娼(chāng )的(🍌)(de )却(què )一(yī )心想成为修士的同伴更淫荡更善于男女之事，于是(🌰)趁两人(🎴)(rén )酒醉(㊙)时砍下(😻)那位(wè(👫)i )同(tóng )伴(🏛)(bàn )的(de )头(🆓)(tóu )颅(lú )。当再造活人之后，他却发现极品男人居然内向胆怯，根(⛑)本无法(🍧)完成交(👛)合(hé )。影(🥜)(yǐng )片(pià(🧤)n )中(zhōng )几(🚲)(jǐ )乎每个人都有一颗邪恶的心，除了Frankenstein博士之外，跟他有姐弟关(🧞)系并近(😝)亲结婚(🍯)(hūn )的(de )妻(🥡)(qī )子(zǐ(👇) )是(shì )个(👴)(gè )虚伪，淫荡的女(nǚ )子(zǐ )，她(tā )表(biǎo )面(miàn )指责强壮农夫的野合(😠)行为，私(♒)下却要(🚅)他满足(🤲)自己的(🤩)欲求，她(⛑)还提出要“使(shǐ )用(yòng )”新(xīn )极(jí )品(pǐn )男人，并出卖强壮农夫，最后在与力(🗄)大无比(👕)的人造(🐤)男人交(🤞)合时因(😍)发错指(🏏)令(lìng )而(ér )被(bèi )死(sǐ )死(sǐ )抱(bào )紧，断筋碎骨而丧命。博士的助手(❣)受他影(🐎)响，会用(♈)手撕开(🌦)并插入(🌍)女人胸(😉)腔(qiāng )来(lái )满(mǎn )足(zú )自(zì )己(jǐ )的邪念，最后却(què )使(shǐ )得(dé )人(ré(😉)n )造(zào )女(〰)(nǚ )死亡(😃)，自己也(🦐)被盛怒(🗜)的博士(🌡)杀死。最令人吃惊的是博士的(de )一对孩子本想救(jiù )出(chū )农(nóng )夫(fū )，却(què(💳) )因看见(📈)橱柜里(🆔)的内脏(🚃)血块而(🗃)把他吊(✖)得更高。Frankenstein博士由还出演过《Blood for Dracula》中Dracula 伯爵的(de )Udo Kier饰(shì )演(yǎn )，绝(jué )对(duì )经典！ Strange things have been happening to Valentina, a young and beautiful professional photographer, ever since she made the acquaintance of Baba Yaga, a mysterious older woman who gave her a lift home late one night. For one thing, Valentina has been having weird, kinky nightmares. For another, one of Valentina's cameras seems to have acquired a deadly curse. And then there was that visit to Baba Yaga's house, where Valentina discovered bizarre relics, including a dominatrix doll, and a bottomless pit in the living room. Valentina comes to realize that Baba Yaga is a witch who is out to possess her - body and soul. 財(🙅)界の黒(🍄)幕･大(🖨)和田青(🌇)巌から(🕳)剣琢磨(🤑)へ、警官隊に包囲されている弟(dì )・剛(gāng )を助(zhù )けてくれ(⛅)との依(🐕)(yī )頼(là(🎒)i )の電(dià(👏)n )話(huà )が(🕰)入る。早(📉)速、琢磨は機動隊にまぎれ込み、剛を救出するが、青巌の本当(🦌)(dāng )の狙(🚏)(jū )いは(🐟)剛(gāng )が(✂)手に入(🏨)れた東(😃)光化学の内情を暴露するカセット・テープで、琢磨への(😭)礼(lǐ )金(🐕)(jīn )とし(🤤)てニセ(💕)札を掴(🍶)ませた(🙆)のだった。 財界の黒幕･大和田青巌から剣琢磨へ、警(jǐng )官(🏪)(guān )隊(duì(🏬) )に包(bā(🕒)o )囲(tōng )さ(🤠)れてい(♏)る弟・(🏡)剛(gāng )を助(zhù )けてくれとの依頼の電話が入る。早速、琢磨は機動隊(🦅)にまぎ(🏮)れ込み(🙆)、剛を(💠)救(jiù )出(🍂)(chū )する(🎵)が、青巌の本当の狙いは剛が手に入れた東光化学の内情(🚈)を暴露(📁)するカ(🌳)セット(👦)・テー(🔷)プで、(🐚)琢磨への礼金としてニセ札を掴ませたのだった。 黑田藩藩(➿)主齐隆(Ⓜ)侯将(jiā(🧠)ng )宠(chǒng )爱(🗽)(ài )的(de )妃(⬆)(fēi )子(zǐ(🥪) )生的女儿滨千代(dài )公(gōng )主(zhǔ )假(jiǎ )扮(bàn )男(nán )孩，秘密继承储君之位。菩(🕉)提寺住(🥊)持慈善(👼)和黑锹(🎸)忍者得(🖥)知(zhī )此(🗄)事，写作秘函(hán )送(sòng )往(wǎng )江(jiāng )户(hù )。拜一刀（若山富三郎 饰）(🐢)受黑田(🆖)藩所托(👆)，追赶主(👬)持抢夺(🕤)秘函。 This film is currently available via the good folks at Something Weird Video. It is without a doubt the worst porn film ever made. Somewhere John waters is green with envy that these would-be stars slipped through his fingers. In fact, if ever radical Christian conservatives want to truly turn teenagers off to sex, this is the film they should show them. At first, you'll be horrified to be witnessing this naked hillbilly, trash, couple pawing each other drunkenly. The overweight, beehive-wearing, leading lady twangs and drawls her way through a tirade of improvised insults and personal attacks with her drunken male costar until you almost forget entirely that this couple are attempting to make a sex flick. This film is so bad it is awesome. 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