潜龙突围

在遥远的东海(hǎ(🍕)i )海域(🕜)，曾经有一位人称黄(🤷)(huá(👩)ng )金大(dà )海(hǎi )贼的海(👗)盗名(🏋)叫邬南。他(tā )从来(🧦)不(bú(👶) )欺凌百姓，只与其他邪(🏮)(xié(⏺) )恶(è )的海(hǎi )贼拼(📀)杀(👕)，并(🐨)由此聚(jù )敛了堆(💕)(duī )积(✨)如山(🦕)占世界总量三分(⚫)(fè(🦖)n )之(zhī )一的(de )黄金，他的财(🗃)富可以将夜(yè )晚(🥝)照得(🚣)亮如(🌙)白昼。邬南(nán )将(jiā(🐐)ng )这(🛄)些(🎿)(xiē )黄(huáng )金藏在一个(🍰)不知名的小(xiǎo )岛上，随(🎠)后不(😒)知去向。众(zhòng )海贼(🌍)(zéi )们(🚷)(men )无不垂涎于那座黄(⬇)金(🆘)山(shān )，而邬(wū )南手下(🖊)当初(🚫)绘制的(de )藏宝(bǎo )图(⛽)(tú )更(🔳)成为海贼们竞相追逐(🍏)(zhú(🛠) )的对象(xiàng )。 故事发(🏢)生(🈚)在(🗣)繁华的大(dà )都(dō(🥨)u )市纽(💣)(niǔ )约(🏚)，乔安娜（琳达(dá(🐇) )·(🗼)汉密(mì )尔顿 Linda Hamilton 饰）是一(🏭)名记者，自(zì )认为(🦓)(wéi )是(👜)完美(♍)妻子的她怎么也(💱)想(🚯)(xiǎ(😺)ng )不到，丈夫戴尔（Stewart Bick 饰(🚠)）竟(jìng )然在(zài )外(wài )面(🔈)有了(🕥)秘密情人。一直(zhí(🧠) )以来(🚁)的自信被猛然摧毁(🎮)，乔(🌳)安(ān )娜(nà )开始对人(💋)生产(👩)生了质疑(yí )，为了(🏪)(le )安抚(🕠)受伤的心灵，乔安(ān )娜(🎸)(nà(🎉) )离开了伤心地前(🏥)往(🕖)法(🐰)国(guó )巴黎，她此行(🐟)有一(🧤)个特(👱)殊的目(mù )的(de )，那(nà(🎥) )就(🧡)是拜访在欧洲被(bèi )称(😌)为传(chuán )奇的极品(🍳)女人(🦑)——(🐧)西蒙(méng )娜(nà )（杰(📤)(jié(♊) )奎琳·比塞特 Jacqueline Bisset 饰），向(⬆)她(tā )讨教(jiāo )成为一名(🍐)成功(📦)女性(xìng )的(de )秘诀(jué(📿) )。 You can't hold too much against this knowing that it was made in four days, and I had expected it to be campy anyway. (It's not all that campy in reality. With the exception of Kevin Kalisher and Huntley Ritter, who don't take themselves seriously, the rest of the cast plays it halfway straight; Riley Smith is exceptionally bad.) The ridiculous story is actually paid attention to, which kind of shocked me; I assumed the whole purpose with these ultra-low-budget horror movies was to cater to the basest sexual fantasies and not give a damn about the story, but they use lots of words like "technological" and "physicality" in the script to get their point across. (Although it's possible that the story is important only to explain why there's so few cast members.) Nobody cares about this stupid storyline, and the only things that are interesting in the film are the mocking of cults and the soft-core homoeroticisms (which aren't all that edgy). I would have enjoyed it more if there were just some random killings for no reason. The film is grainy, with a TV-quality look and acting level. There are a few "sexy" scenes that are alright -- the boys writhing in bed in their boxers, feeling themselves up; or being tied down and making orgasmic faces while wine is poured on them -- and some of them are kinda funny. And I liked the digs at L. Ron Hubbard and the intended irony of a story about religious cultists told with intense gay overtones, but it still isn't any good. 3/10 文迪(🔲)是一名漫画家，他(tā(🛩) )自小生于贫民区，小时(🌐)候(hò(📽)u )常被(bèi )母(mǔ )亲无(🧚)理虐(🌄)打，因而变得(dé )缺乏信(🎛)(xìn )心，所以只能从幻(📅)(huàn )想(🚵)世(shì )界(jiè )重拾自(⏫)信。一(🎸)天，文迪(dí )母亲被(bèi )杀(🐋)害(🍶)，杀人狂魔被通缉(jī )。十(🦑)八(bā )年后他是漫(🔨)画主(🐀)编(biā(🚙)n )，他所(suǒ )创造的角(❣)色(❗)“大狂魔”与(yǔ )“丑(chǒu )小孩(🎩)”依稀很像他的童年(niá(❎)n )往事(❣)(shì )，后来自己更千(🅰)方(fā(🛡)ng )百(bǎi )计找(zhǎo )出(chū )狂(😡)魔决一死战；而狂魔(🍈)(mó )却(🕠)告知文迪他母亲(🗾)的死(🍌)竟(jìng )与文(wén )迪(dí )有关(🔓)连...... 尼克瑞查德是个(🌿)(gè )毫(💊)无名(míng )气的小演(💾)员，可(🎥)乐(lè )观而(ér )且(qiě )友善(🥨)的(🍁)他丝毫不介意自(zì )己(🎬)只能(néng )扮演没有(🥚)一句(😺)台词(🏫)的群(qún )众(zhòng )演员(👗)(yuá(🐹)n )。因为侥幸在一部(bù )即(♍)将开(kāi )拍的电影里得(✍)到了(🐜)一个(gè )角(jiǎo )色，他(🐢)辞掉(💻)了开出租车的工作(👦)(zuò )。为(wéi )此，妻子麦基和(🌭)他(tā(😴) )大(dà )吵了(le )一(yī )架(🎚)。 在一(👯)个聚会上，一(yī )个学生(🚯)被选中，最后被扔(rē(⛳)ng )进一(🚅)(yī )个(gè )没有水的(👨)池子(♏)里。弗兰(lán )克是一(yī )个(🦌)极(🌯)客，他从父亲(qīn )的实(shí(🚞) )验(yàn )室里得到了(🈴)一个(👔)大脑(👜)，并同意(yì )让这个(💣)男(🍘)孩拥有它，以(yǐ )换(huàn )取(🧗)一(yī )个与大众见面的(📸)机(jī(🚱) )会。原(yuán )来，大脑原(🚃)本属(🐢)于一个(gè )连(lián )环杀(🎲)(shā )手。当这个少年怪物(👱)变得(💷)(dé )疯狂(kuáng )的时候(🖐)，受欢(😾)迎的(de )梅(méi )西与(yǔ )前(qiá(🦀)n )极客弗兰克(Frank)的关系(👦)变得(🍢)(dé )很浪漫。 タレン(⬅)ト事(🔋)務所(suǒ )にスカウトさ(🧞)れ(🦔)た女子校生・奈美(🦏)(田(📿)(tián )島絵里香)は、(📂)東(萩(🍈)(jiāo )原(🐶)流(liú )行(háng ))の忠告(🎸)も(🎥)聞かずに、契(qì )約書(🔐)にサインしてしまう(🤑)。だが(❗)、それは詐欺ま(👦)がい(👄)の契約書(shū )で、少(⏳)女たちの売春行(háng )為(🥔)(wéi )を(💑)強(qiáng )要するもの(📎)だっ(🏳)た! ! 悪徳な芸能(néng )プロ(🛒)ダクションの手(shǒ(🕔)u )口に(👵)、闇の縁切り人(💮)・東(🐤)慶彦(yàn )が裁きを下す(🙎)! ! 小(🚒)禽龙阿拉(lā )达生(shē(🚊)ng )活(🏏)(huó )在白垩纪晚期(⏱)，他自(⛺)小(xiǎ(🌙)o )就生活(huó )在一个(🅾)桃(🦒)花园般的(de )小岛(dǎo )上(shà(😼)ng )。由一群狐猴抚养长大(⚪)(dà )大(🔝)的阿(ā )拉达从来(🔟)就没(♒)有见过自(zì )己(jǐ )的(🎐)同(tóng )类，与他的狐猴朋(😒)(péng )友(🚖)一直(zhí )无忧无虑(👒)的生(👵)活在一起(qǐ )。一场(chǎng )不(🔋)期而至的流星雨将(👼)阿拉(🔃)(lā )达所(suǒ )在的小(😓)岛击(🍌)毁了，阿(ā )拉达(dá )和(hé(💑) )他(🏏)的狐猴朋友一起逃(😹)难(💊)(nán )来到了大陆。这(🔈)时，因(🤬)为(wé(✖)i )大气(qì )变(biàn )热，水(🆕)源(🍩)供给越来越紧(jǐn )张，阿(🚢)(ā )拉达他们遇上了一(🛺)(yī )群(🥧)正(zhèng )在(zài )迁徙寻(🥖)找新(🤐)的栖身之地(dì )的恐(🚚)龙(lóng )并加入了他们。于(🖌)是，阿(😫)(ā )拉达(dá )和同伴(💝)们一(⛱)起开始(shǐ )了这次(cì )异(🛡)常艰难的迁徙之旅(🍣)。 香(xiā(🈲)ng )港著(zhe )名骗子黄大(⛩)千（(👷)许冠杰 饰(shì )）骗(piàn )术(🆘)高(🕉)超，几十年来(lái )凭(pí(❔)ng )借(🖖)狡(jiǎo )黠(xiá )的智慧(🚁)暴敛(🥚)钱财(🍉)。被骗(piàn )者虽为贪(🔺)心(🐷)或疏忽使然，却无(wú )不(🚂)(bú )捶胸顿足，后悔莫及(😾)。人送(🐇)绰(chāo )号“笨蛋”的光(🔣)头(tó(🌶)u )神探(tàn )（麦嘉 饰）(🍀)二十年来与黄(huáng )大千(💃)斗(dò(👗)u )智斗勇，大玩猫鼠(🔖)游戏(🚛)(xì )，可惜(xī )这只笨猫总(⬇)也斗不(bú )过狡猾(huá(🌘) )的老(🏂)鼠。 一场车祸牵出(😹)(chū )一(🏀)(yī )连串(chuàn )的阴谋，一个(⛸)看(🌆)似幸福的(de )家庭(tíng )，背(❎)后(🦕)隐藏着怎样(yàng )的(🍢)(de )惊天(📏)(tiān )阴(🐲)谋。丈夫的车祸让(🦉)她(🌜)痛(tòng )心疾首，但她很快(💞)发现原(yuán )本以(yǐ )为(wé(🏿)i )已经(🏙)死去的丈夫，就在(🚫)(zài )自(🎇)己的身边，这一切究(🗄)竟(jìng )是如(rú )何(hé )发生(❌)的？(🔭)